It's finally actually starting (Dark Tower film)

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Doctor X wrote:Would it cure Insomnia?

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You know Doctor, Sleep would have been a better alternative.

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True. Maybe I should have taken The Long Walk, you know, a Night Journey.

May have got a chance to see some Sleeping Beauties, but it would probably have made Rose Madder.

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Personally, I find it a lot harder to sleep during the summer. Different Seasons can make a hell of a lot of difference.

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Too many Watchers around in the summer. Amirite? *nudge*

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This guys fucks.

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I am too fat. I really need to take up Running, Man.

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Or maybe Thinner?

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Wait, I know how we can measure how good the adaptation is....

On a scale from Lawnmower Man ('92) to Shawshank Redemption ('94), where does it land?
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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gnome wrote:Wait, I know how we can measure how good the adaptation is....

On a scale from Lawnmower Man ('92) to Shawshank Redemption ('94), where does it land?
Maximum Overdrive

(Stupid autocorrect tried to change that to Maximum Overdraft. Which is an entirely different movie about a man who really needs to get his finances under control)

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*cringe*
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Lawnmower Man was 9 out of 10 stars
Shawshank Redemption was 9.1 stars out of ten

What the fuck! Stars don't have that kind of resolution. Your question is impossible to answer.

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Rob Lister wrote:Lawnmower Man was 9 out of 10 stars
WHERE?

Don't tell me. Brett Leonard reviews films of the 90s.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Maximum Overdrive. King claims to have been so coked up that he doesn't remember much about making it. And it shows in the trailer.

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Tell me that isn't a man who just snorted a mountain of white powder...

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He said the same about writing "Cujo." and "Tommyknockers".
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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The guy did a lot of coke. Probably doesn't remember the 70s and 80s at all. Just went to bed one night in 1975 and woke up a best selling author in 1992.

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To paraphrase a joke from John Mulaney--

Fan: How do I become a best selling author?
King: Get drunk and do a lot of coke until you are in an almost constant state of blackout.
Fan: That works?
King: It didn't NOT work...
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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gnome wrote:
Sat Apr 16, 2016 10:50 pm
If they remain slavishly devoted to the book, yes.

I hope they take the GoT approach--use the source material generously--keep the same narrative of which places the group winds up and why, have the mood of the settings faithful to the original. Beyond that the details are flexible... and they should be when moving from print to visual media.
Necro'd to say for the record: I hope that any adaptation does NOT take the GoT approach for the ending. That is all.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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It will suck.

An executive decision to this effect has been made at the highest level. :p
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