The new Disney Star Wars doesn't suck ... THE FANS SUCK!!!!1!!!

[Doctor X]

You want the dinosaurs to starve?

--J.D.

[Nyarlathotep]

That...is an excellent point

[Anaxagoras]

'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' Negative Buzz Amplified by Russian Trolls, Study Finds

[Grammatron]

Did the Russian trolls spread the trailers as well?

[Abdul Alhazred]

Analysis:
Major premise: If some Russians think a movie sucks, it's because they are Russians not because the movie sucks.
Minor premise: If everybody else thinks the movie sucks, it's Russian mind control.
Conclusion: Movies are made by Democrats.

[gnome]

Did the Russian trolls spread the trailers as well?

[gnome]

Analysis:
Major premise: If some Russians think a movie sucks, it's because they are Russians not because the movie sucks.
Minor premise: If everybody else thinks the movie sucks, it's Russian mind control.
Conclusion: Movies are made by Democrats.

Conjecture: Weaponized trolling has been invented. Russians have decided to hone and exploit this tactic.
This is irrelevant to whether the troll statements should be considered accurate.

[Pyrrho]

They should tell themselves "It's just a show and I really should relax."

[gnome]

Good advice all around. If it starts to suck, find something good

[Abdul Alhazred]

"Weaponized trolling" == being a meanie on the internet.

Tough shit if they say your sucky movie sucks.

And plenty of people said the second trilogy sucked (or was "too political") without Lucas having hissy fits and descending into conspiracy theories.

[Anaxagoras]

"Weaponized trolling" == being a meanie on the internet.

Tough shit if they say your sucky movie sucks.

And plenty of people said the second trilogy sucked (or was "too political") without Lucas having hissy fits and descending into conspiracy theories.

But this is about an academic paper by someone with a PhD Abdul!!

[Abdul Alhazred]

That classic Star Trek episode with Frank Gorshin in semi-blackface was left wing propaganda.
One of the best episodes ever, and it wouldn't have worked if they'd toned down the propaganda.

What these guys want is for their movie to get applauded just for being left wing propaganda.
That is not enough. It must not suck.

[gnome]

"Weaponized trolling" == being a meanie on the internet.

Tough shit if they say your sucky movie sucks.

And plenty of people said the second trilogy sucked (or was "too political") without Lucas having hissy fits and descending into conspiracy theories.

But this is about an academic paper by someone with a PhD Abdul!!

Don't get that reference.

It's not about specifically movies, or presidents, or anything. And it's no huge conspiracy. They've noticed that they can get us riled up by stirring the pot. Even if it's over stupid shit it has effects.

One to the other... one to the other...


If you've seen the episode you know it is not the Russians I am mad at in my analogy.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Once again, Vladimir Putin fucks Disney.



This time he even got to The New York Times.

Box Office: “Mary Poppins Returns” with Disappointing Opening Night– $4.7 Million– and a Nasty New York Times Review
Showbiz 411

... The New York Times’s Manohla Dargis didn’t help, eviscerating the new movie in her review. The headline was a killer–

“A Truck Full of Sugar Can’t Make This Uplift Go Down”

...

[Anaxagoras]

Was anyone crying out for a reboot of Mary Poppins?

Sure, it's a classic, but I'm not really all that shocked that people are not exactly stampeding to theaters to see this thing.

[Abdul Alhazred]

Was anyone crying out for a reboot of Mary Poppins?

Sure, it's a classic, but I'm not really all that shocked that people are not exactly stampeding to theaters to see this thing.

Just what Putin wants you to think!

[Nyarlathotep]

I just am confused because this Mary Poppins is kinda hot and that makes me feel very confused and conflicted

[Abdul Alhazred]

I just am confused because this Mary Poppins is kinda hot and that makes me feel very confused and conflicted

[Abdul Alhazred]

No left wing propaganda in this one as far as I can tell (unless it's very subtle indeed), yet it has provoked a meanie who I'm guessing is being paid in rubles. That's how mean this meanie is.

[Nyarlathotep]

Those fucking teeth.

Live action Sonic is creepy as fuck