Best Stooge

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Who is your fave Stooge?

Curly (the Real one)
Shemp (aka Samuel Horowitz)
"Curly Joe" DeRita
"Stinky Curly Joe" Besser
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Best Stooge

Post by ed » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:40 pm

So, who?

I think that there is only one answer but we shall see.

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Re: Best Stooge

Post by Bruce » Sat Aug 18, 2018 5:43 pm

I refuse to vote if Trump is not a choice.
Such potential!

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Re: Best Stooge

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:10 pm

Of the original three, Curly was best Stooge.

Stinky was not "Curly Joe" he was just Joe. And the best Stooge in the Curly-less films he was in.
Having that haircut did not in any sense make him "Curly". He already had that haircut.

Curly Joe DeRita was a synthesis of Curly and Joe. Therefore the best of all of them forever.

Shemp was OK when not playing a Stooge, such as when he played the bartender in WC Fields' The Bank Dick.
But as a Stooge he was merely a supernumerary Moe. Who needs that?
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Re: Best Stooge

Post by Moe » Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:39 pm

A wise guy, eh? Did your mother have any children?
Why you numbskull! Pick out two!

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Re: Best Stooge

Post by Doctor X » Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:16 am

Since there's no Planet X option I vote you're a twat.

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