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Um, i don't know if some of you are familiar with British comedy and it's been a while since I've been on these boards, but this screen capture from Rowan Atkinson's "Mr Bean" always makes me smile.

A blonde kindergartener just innocently walks off with Bean's swim trunks, her Mum and Dad are oblivious, and all Bean can do is look on in horror!

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He's a old perv. He intentionally leaves his trunks around for little girls to steal. Just like ed.
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The Little Girl in this could be Anastasia Romanova had the events been 80 years earlier. Anastasia wasn't known as The Little Imp for nothing!

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Elsieandfrances wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 4:09 am
it's been a while since I've been on these boards
Are you Local?
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The Meander Valley in Tasmania's central north. Been here almost 14 years and I'm still not a Tasmanian.

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I hope you won't be a hard case.
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Elsieandfrances wrote:
Wed Feb 20, 2019 5:39 am
The Meander Valley in Tasmania's central north. Been here almost 14 years and I'm still not a Tasmanian.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meander_River_(Tasmania)
Sounds like a nice area. Before that?
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Outer eastern suburbs of Melbourne.

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You don't believe in metric <spit> do you?
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I see. I hear Melbourne's nice too.
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Little Imp in Yellow Swimsuit should have been spun off from Mr Bean. Given that 12 year old girl who works as a journo in the USA, Little Imp in Yellow Swimsuit could have been a live action Super Ted. Although she'd be a bit cold in that skimpy swimsuit trying to fly around the UK fighting assorted bad guys and near-do-wells...

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Starting to recognize a pattern here?
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I was joking about a SuperTed-esque spin-off series for the Little Imp. You have to have been a child in the eighties to remember that campy show. Which had a gay living skeleton as one of the villains.

Little Imp was also the nickname of Russian Grand Duchess Anastasia. i.e. the kid steals the swim trunks and is mischievous.

Jeeze, you try to be intellectual and sophisticated and it doesn't work....

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I didn't know that Carr knew all those fancy words. You learn those at college boss?
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TV advertisers and producers always use little girls, either for mischievous as in Little Imp on Mr Bean, or cute in order to sell products to their parents. This commercial for cheese only works cause of the (ahem) "cute kid":


That Jimmy Savile/Rolf Harris demographic must be pretty lucrative ;)

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