Why J.E.B. Stuart Fucked Up in Gettysburg

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Why J.E.B. Stuart Fucked Up in Gettysburg

Post by Doctor X » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:18 am



"What the fuck is this?"

The now avatar "greatest cavalry commander" famously failed to provide relevant intelligence to Robert E. Lee. As portrayed in the actually historical Gettysburg:



So why did he fuck up?

You have to watch it.

In the rain.

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Re: Why J.E.B. Stuart Fucked Up in Gettysburg

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:32 am

You forgot the "!"



Oh, you meant that J.E.B.



IIRC he got distracted by some other idea. Trying to capture supplies or some such thing.
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Re: Why J.E.B. Stuart Fucked Up in Gettysburg

Post by Doctor X » Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:43 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:32 am
IIRC he got distracted by some other idea. Trying to capture supplies or some such thing.
Trying to cock-block another.

Seriously.

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Re: Why J.E.B. Stuart Fucked Up in Gettysburg

Post by Giz » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:28 pm

It wasn’t because of his low energy?

( it is a bushwacker thread )

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Re: Why J.E.B. Stuart Fucked Up in Gettysburg

Post by Doctor X » Sat Apr 06, 2019 6:30 am

Well, you know, them Rebs never did chew enough mahuang.

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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