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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 02, 2019 5:14 pm

The new one sucked. This is sad because I LOVE me some Kaiju and hate to see a bad one

The plot was nonsense (even for a movie with a giant fire breathing lizard) and the writers seemed to have gone to a clearance sale for cliches. They also seemed to think “you know what would make a Godzilla Movie better? Almost no Godzilla!”, which is wrong.

There were a couple of cool monster fights, but that didn’t make up for the suck fest of the rest of the film.
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Post by ed » Sun Jun 02, 2019 6:28 pm

Thanks. Was going g to go today.
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:12 pm

I was doubly disappointed because I was really excited to see modern takes on Mothra, Rodan, and Ghidorah.

But they got put into such a bad, bad film
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Post by ed » Sun Jun 02, 2019 7:26 pm

Sucks.
I recall when one of my faves of all time, The Haunting, was being remaide with Liam Whoosieface and I was really looking forward to it. Sucked. Hobo balls.

All I could think of was "didnt someone monitor this crap?"
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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:38 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Witness » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:07 am

From the time when I still went sometimes to the movies, I remember how bad Herzog's remake of Nosferatu was. :evil:

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:10 am

Witness wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 1:07 am
From the time when I still went sometimes to the movies, I remember how bad Herzog's remake of Nosferatu was. :evil:
It was bad, but I want the clock that he had.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:20 pm

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Witness » Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:32 pm

↑ That Bruce with his brand new suspenders? :shock:

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