Dark Phoenix

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Dark Phoenix

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 22, 2019 5:47 am

It was not as crappy as I expected, but that isn't to say it was a GOOD movie. I can best describe it as the sort of forgettable film that one watches, then forgets about it entirely within a couple of days until one is reminded of its existence by seeing it in the bargain bin at Wal-Mart or while scrolling through Netflix some day. The kind of movie where one doesn't leave the theater thinking "Wow, that was a stinker" or "WOW!! THAT WAS AWESOME!" but rather "Let's get donuts"

(Only to be thwarted by the fact that the donut place was closed for the night. But I digress)
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Re: Dark Phoenix

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:32 am

Boobs?

Buckets of Blood?

Head rolling?

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Re: Dark Phoenix

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:40 pm

No boobs, no blood and worst of all, no donuts
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Re: Dark Phoenix

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:18 am

Then it is FAIL.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Dark Phoenix

Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:38 pm

The comment made me think of something though. Even though she IS a full grown adult woman, because I have seen literally seen Sophie Turner grow up on the screen, I really wouldn't WANT to see her boobs. It would feel squicky, like seeing the boobs of one of my nieces.
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Re: Dark Phoenix

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:10 am

To take that seriously for a moment with all "Joe Bob Briggs" jokes aside--I was going to post his cameo from Casino where he tells "Ace" "that's not how you treat people, Mr. Rothstein!"--put it this way:

Back in the first season where All The Kids did that cute singing version of the GoT theme?

In that commentary they keep cutting out.

Because they were too young to see Lena and Nicolaeidekurt "dancing the light fantastic" or a lot of other scenes.

Years later, the actor who played Theon commented on "The Scene" betwixt Sophie/Sansa and the Bolton Bastard about how effective it was to focus the camera on his horrified face in some ComicNerdCon.

Sophie quipped, "Shame! It was some of my best acting."

And now she is married Nyarl.





You are old.






But she did adopt her Direwolf:

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"Some hot chicks here! 'Fuck Takin' the Black!'"

"I don't have to worry about that, but they were like 14 you sick fucks!"

"Then explain you fucking Arya!"
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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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