Major literary discovery at Robert Frost Farm

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Major literary discovery at Robert Frost Farm

Post by shemp » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:09 pm

Workers renovating a bathroom at the Robert Frost Farm in Derry, N.H., have found a hidden room in which it appears that the great poet Robert Frost found inspiration. The walls of the room, which shows evidence of having been sealed off for over a hundred years, are covered with dirty limericks scrawled in crayon, in Frost's unmistakable handwriting, many of which begin with the classic line "There once was a man from Nantucket." Experts have opined that Frost would visit the room whenever he suffered from writer's block, and would write limericks on the walls until he recovered his muse. This find greatly expands Frost's oeuvre, and may be even more significant than the 1973 find of Walt Whitman's "There once was a fellow named Enis" series.
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Re: Major literary discovery at Robert Frost Farm

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:47 pm

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Re: Major literary discovery at Robert Frost Farm

Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:54 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:47 pm
But did it make all of the difference?

--J.D.
No.

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Re: Major literary discovery at Robert Frost Farm

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:51 am

Got a book here from Mom's house...The Poetry of Robert Frost. I have always like that poem you guys refer to. I thought that his book would contain many such gems.

Eh, not so much.
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Re: Major literary discovery at Robert Frost Farm

Post by shemp » Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:00 am

I've already pre-ordered my copy of The Collected Limericks of Robert Frost.
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Re: Major literary discovery at Robert Frost Farm

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:27 am

"One could be worse than a swinger of dicks."

Indeed, one could be shemp's Mom

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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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