Shitty Watching: A Warning Thread

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Shitty Watching: A Warning Thread

Post by ed » Mon Jul 08, 2019 10:42 am

This is reserved for the objectively really shitty viewing choices out there. A word or two of explanation is desirable.

The scale goes from "Shitty" to "Really, really, really shitty".
Meaning of ratings:

Shitty: Might be able to sit thru. Being stoned a plus. Plot sorta derivative, acting is meh. Slasher flicks often fall into this

Really shitty: Might stay to the end though accompanied by frequent bathroom breaks. Often ernest efforts gone wrong. Often flicks that cast one or two well known actors with the thought that writing and directing will not then be needed.

Really really Shitty: Can not finish. No recognizable actors, writers associated with this level of crap. Really boring. Makes you want to overeat and play games on your phone. The sort of flick that aficionados of a genre will justify as "art" or some such in spite of the reek.
Quote: "It is really quite brilliant. Of course if you haven't read Proust in the original it probably went over your head".
n.b. the new ed, the one comfortable in his skin and unwilling to suffer fools, would administer a vigorous nut-kink to anyone who would say that.

Really really really Shitty: Can not pass the 7 minutes of watching rule. Often vanity projects for people who should have known better. Often simply paydays for washed up stars. Often bastardizations of works that might have merit. Nothing redeeming. Stupid and badly acted. Often vile subject matter, gratuitousness sex and violence scenes. The embarrassment of the actors is visible


So, for example, The Homesman <spit> would, IMHO, be "Really shitty"
This dreck would be Really, really, really shitty
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Shitty: The Last Lovecraft: The Relic of Cthulhu. Derivative, Plot made up each morning of shooting.

Really Shitty: Willed To Kill: Made for TV (how is it that you can always tell?) Absurd plot. Cannot sit to end

Shitty: The Vanishing: Watched half. Might watch the end. Takes place on a Scottish Island, with dialect, largely at night.

RRRShitty: Blood & Treasure Season 1: Wow. Every cliche in the book in the first 15 minutes. That is all I gave it.

Shitty: Scottish Mussel. Ernest. About stealing Scottish pearl producing mussels. Gave up.

RRRShitty: Some Guy Who Kills People. Stupidly violent and pointless. 10 minutes, maybe.
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Re: Shitty Watching: A Warning Thread

Post by Bruce » Tue Jul 09, 2019 9:44 pm

This is what retirement is like? You make me sad, ed. :cry:
Such potential!

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Re: Shitty Watching: A Warning Thread

Post by ed » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:11 pm

I'm not really retired. We manufacture stuff and sell it on the net and thru shows and offshore.

I am SUPPOSED to be retired. That is different.
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