Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

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Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:17 pm


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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:25 pm

He too is an artist.

Everything is art. :)
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by shemp » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:29 pm

I demand $120,000 from anyone and everyone who reads this post. It's ART!
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:33 pm

Your demand is art. :coolspecs:

Any expectation of being paid is Three Stooges grade comedy. :p
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Witness » Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:54 pm

I'll tape a leek to a wall. Then get sued for copyright infringement. :P

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Post by sparks » Sun Dec 08, 2019 5:18 pm

I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this thread.... :)
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Post by Doctor X » Sun Dec 08, 2019 7:40 pm

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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Witness » Mon Dec 09, 2019 2:16 am

"Florida man eats $120,000 banana" would have been a more precise title. :mrgreen:

But he seems to be enjoying himself. :)


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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 09, 2019 3:15 pm

I want to piss in Marcel Duchamp's urinal. 8)

Yeah I know it's been done. So what? :mrgreen:

The problem is I'm too bashful to piss with all those strangers watching. :oops:
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Fid » Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:57 pm

Witness wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:54 pm
I'll tape a leek to a wall. Then get sued for copyright infringement. :P
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by ed » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:25 pm

Witness wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:54 pm
I'll tape a leek to a wall. Then get sued for copyright infringement. :P

No no no. You take a leek against a wall. Taping has nothing to do with it.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Dec 09, 2019 10:59 pm

I just love discussing art. :coolspecs:
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by ed » Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:19 pm

My art mascot is named Puddles.
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 10, 2019 12:08 am

ed wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 11:19 pm
My art mascot is named Puddles.
Your indinjunous spirit factotum animal, or your schnauzer?
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:01 am

That guy who ate that banana must have shit a very artistic turd by now.
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:15 am

Pyrrho wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:01 am
That guy who ate that banana must have shit a very artistic turd by now.
All turds are art. :cowbell:
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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:52 am

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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:23 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:15 am
All turds are art. :cowbell:
Obligate reference:

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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 10, 2019 5:25 am

Fid wrote:
Mon Dec 09, 2019 8:57 pm
Witness wrote:
Sun Dec 08, 2019 4:54 pm
I'll tape a leek to a wall. Then get sued for copyright infringement. :P
By Kilgore Trout perhaps?
I remember that name, but from so far away that the link escapes me.

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Re: Artist eats $120,000 star of REJECTED

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:48 pm

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