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Not entire soliloquies, please.

Read this in a book about Muggett, the serial killer.
"The parlors and bedrooms in which honest folk lived were (as now) rather dull places," wrote Ben Hecht, late in his life, trying to explain this persistent trait of old Chicago. "It was pleasant, in a way, to know that outside their windows, the devil was still capering in a flare of brimstone."
the devil was still capering in a flare of brimstone
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ed wrote: Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:57 pm Not entire soliloquies, please.
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You ran it through Google translate, Bubbee? :BigGrin3:
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Hard pounding this, gentlemen; let's see who will pound longest.
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I heard a really good one the other day but I can't remember it.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:22 am I heard a really good one the other day but I can't remember it.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Tue Jul 07, 2020 3:22 am I heard a really good one the other day but I can't remember it.
It's ok. I remembered it.
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Yea, that was a good one. Also the one about that guy who did that thing. Wow. Just wow.