Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 9:39 pm

Oh and double-check scores and teams. I did an editing snafu whilst booted from a clone during an upgrade that I could not save properly which removed the Saints from last week!

That and I refused to accept that The Football Team That is No Longer Disparaging to In'juns has won more than three games. . . .

In the snow.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:14 pm

Gotta go with the Squealers to lose. Crazy I know but given how my other picks have turned out...

DJ · Post by DJ » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:43 pm

What do we have to lose? Eh, Pyrrho?

Squealers

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:51 pm

Queefs

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:51 pm

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:33 pm

HandkerChiefs

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:29 am

Jets.jpg

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 1:58 am

Waiting for the Jaguars vs Jets Death Match 3000.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:07 am

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 1:58 am Waiting for the Jaguars vs Jets Death Match 3000.

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 4:05 pm

I think I'll go with the Queefs too.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Dec 31, 2020 5:07 pm

Fudge packers I have now jinxed da bears to miss da playoffs Fuk

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:16 am

Week Seventeen Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Queefs
Anaxagoras	Queefs
gnome	Queefs
Pyrrho*	Squealers
Enchantress	Queefs
izittrue	Fudge Packers
Radrick	Queefs
Grammatron	Queefs
DJ	Squealers

*NFL Schedule

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:04 pm

Mullig--No! Wait!

Need a change of pants, tho.

DJ · Post by DJ » Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:09 pm

DJ · Post by DJ » Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:10 pm

They made us earn it, Pyrrho.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 03, 2021 9:38 pm

As my Dad often said, "The Browns don't lose games, they throw them away."

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:09 am

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 12:23 am

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 3:56 am

I should of know there was no way da bears could upset the pack. But on any given Sunday. Which was not this Sunday. Fuk.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:27 am

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:31 am

Double check your scores! I have not added t3h Bonus System Time Pointz other than noting that "Angle Eyes" got fired before Brack Friday [Monday. – Ed.].

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 6:32 am

Am I crazy or are they doing the playoffs differently than in previous years?

7 teams in each conference made the playoffs apparently and only 1 team per conference gets a bye week.

Used to be 6 teams per conference and 2 teams had a bye week.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:06 am

You probably were not paying attention since you were outside of the United States

but the two brain cells in Roger the Dodger's calvarium bumped into one another and spat out this idea "because Covid!"

All Pats Fanboy aside, I do not know if I like it or not. I do not like the capriciousness of it all. As Jerome Wiggens – Patriot who caught critical balls in the Snow Bowl and subsequent Super Bowl – quipped after the game, if the NFL were forced to cancel a game and then add teams, "there is a path to the playoffs!"

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:34 pm

Ah, come to think of it, baseball changed their playoff format too this year, but they always seem to want to add more teams and more games to the playoffs. Which I suppose is only to be expected.

In the olden days, if you didn't win a pennant in the regular season, your season was over. The World Series was the only postseason there was. Only two teams had a postseason.

In football I guess the idea is to add two additional playoff games, because more games equals more money.

I don't see any logic to adding games because of Covid though. If anything that would argue against adding games.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:03 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	2			14	20
AFC North	Squealers	4				12	16
AFC South	Tits	4				11	15
AFC West	Queefs	4	X			14	18
NFC East	Name Withheld	4				7	11
NFC North	Fudge Packers	4	X			13	17
NFC South	Faints	4	2			13	19
NFC West	Seamen	4				13	17
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Crows	2	2			12	16
AFC II	Shits	2	2			12	16
AFC III	Dolts	2				11	13
NFC I	Lambs	2	2			11	15
NFC II	DaBears	2				8	10
NFC III	Brady's Gay	2	2			12	16
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Fish	2.5	10	12.5
NFC Loser	Tards	2.5	8	10.5

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:50 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Tue Jan 05, 2021 3:34 pmI don't see any logic to adding games because of Covid though. If anything that would argue against adding games.

"Logic" and "NFL," particularly with this commissioner?

The answer, she's a clear 'ne:

– J.D.

P.S. Everyone check your scores. Rumors have it that Radrick has held back millions, tremendous, millions of votes points! In fact, Gram is winning by a landslide. So sad. Greatest fraud in our history!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 5:52 am

Wild Card Standings:

201.5 Radrick Atl (4), Hou (4), ItR (20), NE (7), Ind (13), Buf (17), Ten (15), MP (2), Bal (13), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (13), Az (8), Cle (13), NO (16), LAR (12), KC (18)

168.5 Anaxagoras Hou (4), NE (7), LV (8), Was (11), ItR (12), LAC (7), Phi (4.5), Chi (10), Buf (17), MP (4), Bal (13), SF (6), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (18)
166 Enchantress Hou (4), Den (5), LV (8), ItR (10), NE (7), MP (5), Buf (17), Chi (10), SF (6), Sea (16), Bal (13), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (18)
161 gnome Dal (6), NO (16), NE (7), Buf (17), Cle (13), Ten (15), MP (4), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (13), Pit (16), LAR (12), KC (18)

148.5 Doctor X TB (13), LV (8), NE (7), Buf (17), Ten (15), MP (4), Ind (13), Bal (13), Mia (10), NO (16), LAR (12), KC (18)
144.5 DJ TB (13), NE (7), Chi (10), Cle (13), Ten (15), Buf (17), LV (8), Ind (13), MP (4), Mia (10), NO (16), Pit (16)

137 izittrue NE (7), Dal (6), Cle (13), Chi (10), Sea (16), Buf (17), Az (8), TB (13), MP (4), Mia (10), NO (16), LAR (12)

100.5 Grammatron Cle (13), Was (11), NYJ (2), Sea (16), Az (8), NE (7), MP (1), NO (16), ItR (5), KC (18)

98 Pyrrho Hou (4), LV (8), ItR (10), Bal (13), Sea (16), Buf (17), MP (2), LAR (12), Pit (16)

40 Evolver TB (13), Ind (13), Cle (13), MP (1)

7 Tiosylanyl NE (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Radrick tells Anaxagoras, "Come on! Do it properly!"

– J. "it's One from the Heart!" D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:13 pm

Taking the Shits this week here, Boss.

DJ · Post by DJ » Thu Jan 07, 2021 6:29 pm

The lambs, please.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Jan 07, 2021 8:11 pm

Dolts

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 7:28 am

Current Wild Card Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Shits
Anaxagoras	Dolts
gnome	Crows
Pyrrho	Shits
Enchantress	Shits
izittrue	Dolts
Radrick	Da Bears
Grammatron	Dolts
DJ	Lambs

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 1:52 pm

Dolts to lose

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:14 pm

Going for the Birbs from Baltimore to lose

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 8:30 pm

Current Division Round Standings:

225.5 Radrick Atl (4), Hou (4), ItR (20), NE (7), Ind (13), Buf (20), Ten (15), MP (3), Bal (16), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (16), Az (8), Cle (13), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (18), Chi (8)

187.5 Anaxagoras Hou (4), NE (7), LV (8), Was (11), ItR (14), LAC (7), Phi (4.5), Chi (10), Buf (20), MP (4), Bal (16), SF (6), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (18), Ind (11)

172 Enchantress Hou (4), Den (5), LV (8), ItR (10), NE (7), MP (5), Buf (20), Chi (10), SF (6), Sea (16), Bal (16), Pit (16), NO (16), Ten (15), KC (18)
174 gnome Dal (6), NO (16), NE (7), Buf (20), Cle (13), Ten (15), MP (5), Sea (16), LV (8), TB (16), Pit (16), LAR (15), KC (18)

160.5 Doctor X TB (16), LV (8), NE (7), Buf (20), Ten (15), MP (4), Ind (13), Bal (16), Mia (10), NO (16), LAR (15), KC (18)
161 izittrue NE (7), Dal (6), Cle (13), Chi (10), Sea (16), Buf (20), Az (8), TB (16), MP (5), Mia (10), NO (16), LAR (15), Ind (11)

154.5 DJ TB (16), NE (7), Chi (10), Cle (13), Ten (15), Buf (20), LV (8), Ind (13), MP (5), Mia (10), NO (16), Pit (16)

115.5 Grammatron Cle (13), Was (11), NYJ (2), Sea (16), Az (8), NE (7), MP (2), NO (16), ItR (5), KC (18), Ind (11)

107 Pyrrho Hou (4), LV (8), ItR (10), Bal (16), Sea (16), Buf (20), MP (2), LAR (15), Pit (16)

47 Evolver TB (16), Ind (13), Cle (13), MP (2)

7 Tiosylanyl NE (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

T3h funneh

Radrick tells Anaxagoras, "Doctor X's – The Humble Yet MagNIfIcent – Mom!"

MOAR t3h Funneh

– J. "Screw You Guys!" D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:53 pm

How fuking shitty are da bears?? Fuk fuk fuk. At least the game is on Nickelodeon.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:54 pm

They are only losing by 4 . . . oh wait.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 11, 2021 2:12 am

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:53 am

– J. "So You Believe You're a Preserved Moose?" D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 11, 2021 11:47 am

Old saying in Cleveland: "Never bet against the Browns." I think it dates back to the Kardiac Kids days under Sam Rutigliano.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 6:37 am

Have to give him credit for posting this based on his long live cast during the game. He kept going for hours after to take it from Steeler haters.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:19 pm

Queefs for me this week...

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 5:40 pm

Ravens to lose

(but Go Rams!)

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 7:35 pm

Brady's Gay to lose

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:05 pm

From the Desk of Radrick– the Neither Merciful nor Compassionate

When I pulled said Steeler fan's head out of the oven, and reminded him that he is currently kicking our collective asses so hard we can see Anax's Mom's Teeth [What? – Ed.] . . . work with me here . . . he whined something about not being able to hike a ball and, "great, I don't want to have to pick the Packers."

I mused that, even if he had to do that, and the Packers – shudder – win a the Super Bowl, it would be very, very hard for Anax or anyone to catch up.

So he suggested something . . . which I will call "Radrick's Compassionate Gloating Gamble," the details of which I am still thinking about since, math.

Something like:

1. You can pick a team you already have.
2. If you "win" as in they lose you only get their total season or maybe season + post-season wins.
3. If you "lose" as in they win you lose 10 or 20 points or something that really hurts.
4. Shemp's Mom
5. Profit.

The inspiration for this was my describing the reasons for the "Surrender" I created back in 2007 – SHUT UP! – when it seemed unfair to me that everyone had to pick the Pats and give me t3h M34n13 POINTZ and all of that.

This is NOT what it is. It is just a "working idea." If people are for it – and let me all warn you, his taste in film will make you long for A Certain Scientific Railgun – I am looking at YOUr Waifu, Anax! – then let me know, give ideas for the penalty, risk, and all of that.

– J.D.

DJ · Post by DJ » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:06 pm

Fudge Packers

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 9:16 pm

I might need some scenarios to evaluate the idea.

If you pick a team you already have, you were already going to get their points--would this double them up or something?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 13, 2021 10:30 pm

To your second question, basically. It would be like the "Gambling Bonus" where you already have all the teams so you want to gamble getting like 10 points for picking a team you already have.

So in this case, say Radrick does not want to pick GB so he picks Cle to lose. Cleveland loses, he gets whatever their total season or season + post season wins depending on what people decide. I suppose one could make it a defined number like 10 or 15 or even ELEVNTY1.

But . . . oh noes!! Cleveland wins. We subtract 10, 15, ELEVENTY!!!, or 20 points from his current total. If THAT happens, and some of you bottom feeders win, you can effectively create a 20 to 30 point turn around.

I have not run the numbers – because math – but even if he picked GB to the SB and GB wins, others are going to be in the same boat. They cannot NOT pick GB either since, Heavens to Betsy, no one has GB! Most are going to have the opponents so it is not like you lot can pick teams all the way to the SB and potentially make up 30+ points.

Or maybe you like seeing scenes from the Twilight movies. . . .

– J.D.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Thu Jan 14, 2021 12:42 am

I like the idea of a late game element that raises the stakes--so that the leader has an advantage but less likely to be hopelessly running away with it.

I'm not sure this one rings with me, but it wouldn't upset me either. My mind still circles around some of the "final jeapordy" options discussed last year.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:32 am

Feel free to remind me.

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Jan 14, 2021 3:08 am

As long as itz rigged so I win.
In the jinx
Ok crows to lose to bills.