Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Grammatron » Fri Nov 15, 2019 8:50 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Fri Nov 15, 2019 7:24 am
I will do a recheck. I reconstituted from a clone that did not have the latest.

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I appreciate the work you put in. I know these things though trivial can be a pain in the ass, like your mom.

Wait, let me rephrase...

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:59 am

He's a pain in your mom's ass.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by gnome » Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:07 pm

He's a mom in your pain's ass.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by izittrue » Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:01 pm

I don’t know the funny for the Texans. But that’s my pick.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:41 pm

izittrue wrote:
Sat Nov 16, 2019 6:01 pm
I don’t know the funny for the Texans. But that’s my pick.
That would be "Steers 'n' Queers." I think I may have already posted it, but if not, that is my pick this week.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Nov 17, 2019 12:38 am

Flats for me.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:25 am



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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:04 am

:Waaaah: Week Eleven Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
gnome the gnostic Horseshit Eaters :D
Evolver Steers 'n Queers :D
:Mockering: Anaxagorasアホ Flats :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence* Steers 'n Queers :D
Pyrrho* the Profound Horseshit Eaters :D
Enchantress* Steers 'n Queers :D
izittrue* Steers 'n Queers :D
Radrick Steers 'n Queers :D
Wildcat Da Bears :D
Grammatron Steers 'n Queers :D
shemp Steers 'n Queers :D
DJ Steers 'n Queers :D
bcurnutte* Chiggers :D
*NFL Schedule

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by WildCat » Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:27 pm

da Bears
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Nov 17, 2019 7:54 pm



– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by izittrue » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:55 pm

Are the Pats doing a Bear impression?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:35 am

izittrue wrote:
Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:55 pm
Are the Pats doing a Bear impression?
No, their kicker actually made the field goal.








Too soon?

– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by izittrue » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:23 am

Ouch.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by DJ » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:17 am

I had the steers to lose. You’ll find the post on the last page. Thanks.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:38 am

Was it funneh?

Meanwhile, Why I Hate the NFL Page:

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– J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Nov 18, 2019 5:34 am

:bricks: Week Eleventy Standings:


72 Doctor X Pit (5), MP (6), Bal (8), Buf (7), Dal (6), LAR (6), Chi (4), KC (7), Min (8), SF (9), Hou (6)

66 Evolver Pit (5), NO (8), Bal (8), Buf (7), MP (2), LAR (6), Chi (4), KC (7), Min (8), Car (5), Hou (6)
66.5 shemp Pit (5), NO (8), Bal (8), Buf (7), MP (2), LAR (6), Det (3.5), Oak (6), KC (7), Min (8), Hou (6)
62 gnome Pit (5), NO (8), Bal (8), Buf (7), MP (3), Cle (4), Hou (6), KC (7), NE (9), Phi (5)

58 Radrick Pit (5), NO (8), Bal (8), MP (2), Dal (6), Chi (4), NE (9), SF (9), Hou (6)
54 Enchantress Bal (8), Dal (6), MP (2), LAR (6), Chi (4), Car (5), Min (8), SF (9), Hou (6)
52 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (6), Bal (8), MP (2), Sea (8), KC (7), Jax (4), Dal (6), Hou (6)

39 Anaxagoras Cin (0), NO (8), Bal (8), Buf (7), MP (2), Hou (6), Car (5), Az (3)
39 Wildcat Min (8), Bal (8), MP (2), LAR (6), KC (7), Jax (4), Chi (4)
35 izittrue NYG (2), Min (8), LAR (6), Phi (5), Az (3), Car (5), Hou (6)
34 Pyrrho Pit (5), Cle (4), Buf (7), GB (7), Car (5), MP (1), Phi (5)
30 DJ Pit (5), LAC (4), KC (7), Min (8), Hou (6)

22 bcurnutte NYJ (3), Cle (4), Phi (5), Mia (2), TB (3), MP (1), LAC (4)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by bcurnutte » Mon Nov 18, 2019 10:05 pm

Chargers to lose

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by DJ » Wed Nov 20, 2019 11:31 pm

Fudge packers to lose, please.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Nov 21, 2019 12:21 am

Cowgirls to get the blues.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by gnome » Thu Nov 21, 2019 1:15 am

The Green Apple Splatters for me, please
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2