More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Grammatron » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:58 am

Pyrrho wrote:How about those Cavs. Not for nothing do we call them the Cadavaliers.
They got fucked over with injuries.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:19 am

Michael Holley of Patriot Reign fame--followed the team for about two years and even got fined for some infraction--is on a radio show. Reacting to Cleveland's record he and his cohost wondered if there was any player on the Cavs team that "you'd want."

"Even on bad teams, you can find someone you can use."

His host could not find one and, noted, that other than His Majesty, there really has not been many Cavs players that you would want or your team, particularly if you have to trade and pay for them.

Quote Michael: "I'd of paid for World B. Free!"

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:32 am

Add to that, another co-host officially adopted Cleveland. He will root for Cleveland in anything--other than against a Boston team in a playoff, of course. He was not even that upset when the Stains and the Mangina--a.k.a. "Freddo"--asswhiped the Flats--if Mangina had not been the coach he probably would have been happy: "Cleveland needs love."

And he has a point. Boston fans bitched about curses . . . which had nothing to do about institutionalized racism . . . no . . . not that--but every team has won a championship recently if not more than one . . . except for some sport that involves boxing on skates or something. Boston fans could point to "Bucky Fucking Dent," "Bill Buckner," and, of course, "Grady Motherfuckingasshat Little." Winning titles changes that. Sure . . . Pats fans are moaning about a dropped pass in the endzone and "just who the fuck were you throwing to Tom? Giselle?!" But many have even saluted Santonio Holmes for "a terrific catch."

Why?

They have three trophies to hug.

This extends to the other teams.

What has Cleveland? Where is their psychological cushion?

Bill Buckner? Bucky Dent? How about coughing up a lead in the 9th to give an EXPANSION team its first WS! How about adding to Boston Mystique--"To me, 'Aura' and 'Mystique' sound like strippers."--Curt Schilling--by coughing up a 3-1 series lead--after engineering first a great come-back then assrapage in Game 2? That was "your year"--hell, you even destroyed the MFY . . . with INSECTS! You exposed Roger Clemens for the fraud he is.

Few Boston fans expected the Cs to make it to the playoffs last year--quite a few pundits even suggested they should "play for the lottery." When they did a few years ago, they failed to get a the first-rounder who never played due to injuries . . . and were forced to acquire Kevin Garnet, et cetera.

Cleveland? Their finals were a CORONATION! Not only would "King James" win his first Championship he would knock off that Pretender to MVP . . . and . . . well . . . what happened?

Players leave teams to play for other teams that win championships--Man-Ram, Fatassia.



So . . . think of Cleveland. Give them your love. Adopt them. Because the future is so bright you need halogen lights to see your own fingers covering your eyes in realization of "the Horror! The Horror!"

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:20 am

Grammatron wrote:
Pyrrho wrote:How about those Cavs. Not for nothing do we call them the Cadavaliers.
They got fucked over with injuries.
True, that.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:12 am

We're getting Jim Thome back!

Just in time, too. Why shouldn't he also enjoy the slide into the dumper?
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:09 am

Just heard that and thought "what?"

Lateral move for him, of course.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:31 pm

...and now he's going to Philly!

http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/sports/base ... r-contract
Despite being acquired by the Indians for the pennant race in August, reuniting the record-setting slugger with a team and city that adores him, Thome agreed Friday to sign a free-agent contract with the Philadelphia Phillies, according to a person familiar with the negotiations.
BWAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:56 pm

The hate is still alive...

http://www.cleveland.com/opinion/index. ... _as_1.html
It doesn't matter how the Browns fare in the season-ending game against the Steelers. The team's place in history is already secure.

The Cleveland Browns (second edition) is the worst professional sports franchise in the city's history.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jan 21, 2012 3:03 am

http://www.cleveland.com/tribe/index.ss ... rom_j.html
Now all Fausto Carmona has to do is get to the United States using his real name and age. That could take a while.
However, the Indians apparently won't be voiding his $7 million contract.

This comment is pure WIN:
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Accordingly, the Indians did an immediate background check on their other pitchers and, to their profound disappointment, it turns out Derek Lowe really is who he says he is.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 21, 2012 8:59 am

Red Sox fans like Fausto . . .


. . . I see you are now familiar with "The Derek Lowe Face."

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 04, 2012 2:55 pm

In other news that I missed earlier...

..."Chilly" is the new Browns defensive coordinator.

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... cnabb.html
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:57 pm

No RG3 for you!

BWAHAHahAHAHaahAAAhh
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:57 pm

Though Washington sold the farm and the daughter to get him.

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:35 am

Roberto Fausto Carmona Hernandez charges dropped in exchange for work program!

http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/sports/base ... ez-dropped

Soon he'll be back in sunny Cleveland, no doubt to a hero's welcome at the airport.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Mar 13, 2012 12:44 pm

I have no idea what you're talking about but it sounds like fun.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:28 pm

Imagine if your team, AC played a Man's Sport.

Now imagine they played for your borough.

Now imagine they lose to the Oxbridge Fop Felators.

That is Cleveland sports.

Innnnnn FACT, The Thing prequel made a reference to Cleveland sports.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Mar 15, 2012 12:33 am

Roberto "Fausto Carmona" Hernandez has got a new $7 million deal with the Indians...and he's still required to stay in the Dominican Republic. Not bad for a guy who was faking his identity.

Peyton Hillis has got a new $3 million deal with the Chiefs. Not bad for a guy who was faking being a football player.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:18 pm

The talk in Cleveland is all "TEBOW TIME!"

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... rowns.html

Maybe he can pray away the curse?
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by En folkefiende » Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:38 pm

How about them Indians, eh?
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:24 am

Pyrrho wrote:The talk in Cleveland is all "TEBOW TIME!"
Did you guys like desecrate an entire Indian burial ground? I mean, other than the Cleveland Indians?

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