More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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LeBron got a ring.

Wailing and gnashing of teeth, etc.

WHATever...
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Witnessing the elevation of the new Browns owner to a mile-high pedestal.

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... ay_cl.html

WHATever...he'll live to regret inhaling the prevailing fumes here.
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Well, it is not like he is in a tough division. . . .

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Red Sox vs Indians.

8 runs in the 5th.

14-1 final.

I don't suppose you're sorry to make me cry.
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You lose to a sub-500 team?

Embarrassing. Image

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Here comes the hand out:

http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ss ... _meet.html
Incoming Browns owner Jimmy Haslam told Cleveland City Council members Wednesday he would consider a dome for Browns Stadium, but he stopped short of endorsing the idea.

Haslam addressed the issue briefly in response to a question from Councilman Michael Polensek, who urged dome talks between the city and the Browns in order to get more use out of the city-owned stadium.
Nothing a modest hike in local taxes won't pay for.

Local pols haven't had money flowing for a few years now, the graft must be getting scarce.
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Trent Richardson is good.
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Jim Brown returns.

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... n_pla.html

That sucking sound you hear is the vaccum cleaner hose applied to Haslam's bank account.
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...Manny Acta gone...Sandy Alomar up to bat...Francona taking practice swings in the circle...
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I heard on the radio today that Terry Francona might be managing the Indians next season. I hope so. You'll like him. Good baseball guy, despite losing control over the big egos on the Red Sox las year.
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He will be a broken man after Cleveland is done with him.
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...annnnnd it's FRANCONA

http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/sports/base ... xt-manager

Feel bad for Sandy Alomar, but he's also being spared torture and misery. Too nice a guy for the Cleveland meat grinder.
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The cheers for him in Fenway will be epic.

There is a guy in Boston who can imitate Tito so frighteningly he has fooled, MillAH, Schilling, PedrioAH, and others. Even Tito heard the guy whilst driving and wondered, "when did I say that? Why do I sound like a complete idiot?!" So, hopefully, he will call into the Cleveland stations from time to time.

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Fans here would explode from sheer orgasmic joy. Dead fans would raise from the grave.
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Big discussion at work yesterday was Pat Shurmur and "Who are they gonna give it to? Childress?"

My money is on the Walrus. "Put me in, Jimmy!"
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And the winning streak begins.
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Asking Fr. Guido Sarducci to bless Fenway no longer seems such a dumb idea.

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...and the Walrus is gone...
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Typical Browns Fan.

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