More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:11 am

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Nov 22, 2012 2:16 am

In a stunning move, the Cleveland Browns have decided to have fans waving inflatable white flags at the upcoming Pittsburgh/Browns game.

Can't make this stuff up, folks.

http://www.foxsportsohio.com/11/21/12/B ... eedID=3659

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Evolver » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:51 pm

So now Browns fans can leave the stadium feeling deflated in yet another sense?
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Nov 22, 2012 5:57 pm

Because they'll pay 30 bucks for a ticket just to get that inflatable flag.
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Post by grayman » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:27 pm

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Evolver » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:45 pm

Don't wave the white flag against Denver.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Dec 22, 2012 5:49 pm

Could be worse. We could get Tebow.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by hammegk » Sun Dec 23, 2012 12:05 am

Even worse, Sanchez.

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 23, 2012 2:32 am

Think of the worst choice. That's what we'll get.

Unless the new owner actually does have a brain, which it appears that he does, unless he gets conned into putting a retractable dome on the stadium.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Evolver » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:51 am

Reports around here are that Tebow is probably going to Jacksonville. Cleveland won't be the worst team in the league.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:08 pm

The Browns are in a rebuilding phase.

The Indians are getting Swisher.

The fans will get the usual.
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Post by Doctor X » Thu Dec 27, 2012 3:54 pm

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:37 pm

When we get the Walrus back as Head Coach, then, well...

At this time, when we say, "There's always next year," we mean 2014.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Thu Dec 27, 2012 4:52 pm

You could be a Cubs fan . . .


. . . for them it is always "next century."

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Dec 28, 2012 7:43 pm

LeBron doesn't need a second act in Cleveland

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/nba/ne ... xid=cnnbin
This has been the year of LeBron James, who earned the NBA championship, the Olympic gold medal and Sports Illustrated's Sportsman of the Year. And as his outstanding 2012 ends, one persistent rumor has taken hold.

A lot of people believe that James will be returning to Cleveland.

"It's the worst-kept secret in the league,'' one general manager said.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:55 pm

Shurmer, etc. to be fired after Steelers game

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... rgh_2.html

So...will they promote Chilly?

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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Jan 11, 2013 1:02 pm

"Chud" is the new head coach.

http://www.newsnet5.com/dpp/sports/foot ... -new-coach
With no experience as a head coach at any level, Chudzinski was hired Thursday night by the Cleveland Browns, the team he cheered for as a kid. This is Chudzinski's third stint with the team, but this time around he's the guy in charge.
Tell me I don't live in Cleveland.

Obviously, Banner and Haslam are going to be the real coaches.

Must be something in the air around here. Must be the fumes from the river and the lake.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Evolver » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:29 pm

C.H.U.D.?

Are they trying to get Nyarlathotep to be a fan?
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:55 pm

Well, they could have promoted Chilly.
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Re: More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:13 am

And now you have Norm Turner Image

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