The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge VIII

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Doctor X wrote:Division Standings:

182.5 Mordred Den (17), NE (20), NYJ (6), Phi (4), Bal (20), Min (12), Atl (21), MP (0.5), Chi (12.5), NYG (9), Hou (19), SF (19.5), Cin (10), GB (12)

175 izittrue STL (7.5), GB (17), SD (7), Sea (15), Min (12), Atl (21), Chi (12.5), TB (7), MP (0.5), Bal (20), Ind (13), SF (19.5), Cin (10), Hou (13)

149 RadRick Dtr (4), Phi (4), SD (7), Hou (19), Bal (20), Min (12), Atl (21), MP (1), Chi (12.5), SF (19.5), GB (17), Sea (12)

146.5 Doctor X Chi (12.5), NYJ (6), SD (7), Bal (20), Az (5), Atl (21), Ind (13), MP (2.5), NYG (9), Hou (19), SF (19.5), Sea (12)

140.5 WildCat NYJ (6), Buf (6), Hou (19), Sea (15), Min (12), Atl (21), GB (17), Chi (12.5), NYG (9), Ind (11), GB (12)

136 LizardPeople Den (17), Cin (12), Hou (19), Bal (20), Az (5), Chi (12.5), MP (1), Pit (10.5), NO (7), NYG (9), Ind (11), Sea (12)

129.5 Enchantress NE (20), Buf (6), NYJ (6), Az (5), Ind (13), Chi (12.5), GB (17), Bal (20), Hou (19), Sea (12)

125 Grammatron NE (20), Was (14), Chi (12.5), Ind (13), Hou (19), SF (19.5), GB (17), Min (10)

123.5 jacks NYG (9), SD (7), Hou (19), Phi (4), Dal (8), Chi (12.5), Pit (10.5), GB (17), Min (12), MP (0.5), Ind (13), Cin (10)

124.5 Swellman NE (20), NYG (9), Den (17), Dal (8), NYJ (6), Az (5), Buf (6), Chi (12.5), Hou (19), Cin (10), GB (12)


113 gnome Cin (12), Dtr (4), SD (7), NYJ (6), Phi (4), Was (14), NO (7), Ind (13), TB (7), NYG (9), MP (1), Hou (19), Min (10)

113.5 Evolver NYJ (6), SD (7), Buf (6), Den (17), Cin (12), Az (5), Ind (13), MP (1), Hou (19), SF (19.5), Dal (8)

73.5 Pyrrho Ten (6), Cle (5), MP (1), Cin (12), Ind (13), Pit (10.5), Chi (12.5), MP (0.5), NYJ (6), Mia (7)

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In other news.....if there were any doubts as to whether Bill Belichick had dark powers...
FOXBOROUGH, MA—In a savage and gruesome turn of events, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick reportedly slaughtered a half-dozen dogs adopted from the humane society Friday, sewing together the dismembered body parts to construct a new, horrific tight end. “They were cute dogs at first, but then I figured out that if you rip them apart, they could be really useful,” said Belichick, watching the fur-covered abomination lumber across the field, producing the blood-curdling sound of splintering bone and ripping flesh with every step. “While tinkering around in my workshop, I started out stitching a few dog legs together, combining ribcages and whatnot, and soon I was reanimating the dead tissue with a portable generator. In almost no time at all, I had a viable red zone target.” Belichick confirmed that the grotesque tight end had a far better understanding of the offense and was considerably more intelligent than Rob Gronkowski.
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^That's funny.

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atlanta to lose

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:Waaaah:Current Conference Championship Pickies:

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Championship Round: 3 4 37 5 points

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Doctor X wrote: Championship Round: 3 points 5 points


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Morfrad wrote:
Doctor X wrote: Championship Round: 3 points 5 points


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Did I win?
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Atlanta just got fucked.

Now . . . sure, Matty Ice may have thrown a pick, maybe SF would have held them . . . but we will never know because the refs still do not know what pass interference is.

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Meanwhile, apparently, when you grab a receiver from behind that is not PI and when you are knocked unconscious, lay on the ground, then let go of the ball being, you know, unconscious, this is, apparently, a fumble.

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Aw no. No. NO.
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Conference Championship Standings:

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201.5 izittrue STL (7.5), GB (17), SD (7), Sea (15), Min (12), Atl (21), Chi (12.5), TB (7), MP (1), Bal (27), Ind (13), SF (25.5), Cin (10), Hou (13), NE (13)

175.5 RadRick Dtr (4), Phi (4), SD (7), Hou (19), Bal (27), Min (12), Atl (21), MP (1.5), Chi (12.5), SF (25.5), GB (17), Sea (12), NE (13)
172 Doctor X Chi (12.5), NYJ (6), SD (7), Bal (27), Az (5), Atl (21), Ind (13), MP (3), NYG (9), Hou (19), SF (25.5), Sea (12), DSB (6)

145 Grammatron NE (20), Was (14), Chi (12.5), Ind (13), Hou (19), SF (25.5), GB (17), Min (10), Atl (14)
143.5 LizardPeople Den (17), Cin (12), Hou (19), Bal (27), Az (5), Chi (12.5), MP (1.5), Pit (10.5), NO (7), NYG (9), Ind (11), Sea (12)
140.5 WildCat NYJ (6), Buf (6), Hou (19), Sea (15), Min (12), Atl (21), GB (17), Chi (12.5), NYG (9), Ind (11), GB (12), DSB (6)

138 Enchantress NE (20), Buf (6), NYJ (6), Az (5), Ind (13), Chi (12.5), GB (17), Bal (27), Hou (19), Sea (12), MP (.5)
136.5 jacks NYG (9), SD (7), Hou (19), Phi (4), Dal (8), Chi (12.5), Pit (10.5), GB (17), Min (12), MP (0.5), Ind (13), Cin (10), Atl (14)
133.5 Evolver NYJ (6), SD (7), Buf (6), Den (17), Cin (12), Az (5), Ind (13), MP (1), Hou (19), SF (25.5), Dal (8), Atl (14)

124.5 Swellman NE (20), NYG (9), Den (17), Dal (8), NYJ (6), Az (5), Buf (6), Chi (12.5), Hou (19), Cin (10), GB (12)
113 gnome Cin (12), Dtr (4), SD (7), NYJ (6), Phi (4), Was (14), NO (7), Ind (13), TB (7), NYG (9), MP (1), Hou (19), Min (10)

73.5 Pyrrho Ten (6), Cle (5), MP (1), Cin (12), Ind (13), Pit (10.5), Chi (12.5), MP (0.5), NYJ (6), Mia (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

. . . only two left. . . .

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*202 Mordred Den (17), NE (20), NYJ (6), Phi (4), Bal (27), Min (12), Atl (21), MP (1), Chi (12.5), NYG (9), Hou (19), SF (25.5), Cin (10), GB (12), DSB (6)
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Pyrrho wrote:Aw no. No. NO.
Two tainted SB teams.

But that is that. Both Pats and Atlanta had their chances. Of course, if the Refs called the PIs both may have scored.

Woulda . . . coulda . . . shoulda.

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Mordread wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Anyone who does not want bonus points may join Mordred losing points. . . .

--J.D.
Bonus Points:

Win a Division: 4 points
Wild Card: 2 points
Win in First Round of playoffs : 1 point
Win in Divisional Round: 3 points
Win Conference Championship: 5 points
Win Superbowl: 10 points

Example: Greenbay ended the season 11-5 and won their division, giving them 15 points in total before the playoffs start. Using the chart from your own RULZ they get one bonus point for winning in the first round, in addition to the point for winning a game. By my count that comes to 17, not 18.
I see you still insist on giving GB 18 instead of 17, and Seattle 16 instead of 15. I I know it pains you to see me win, but I should be up by .5 points

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Your point spread confuses me. So how do we pick for Super Bowl?
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izittrue wrote:Your point spread confuses me. So how do we pick for Super Bowl?
Dipshit Bonus: 6 point bonus if you own all teams playing in a playoff round (and thus cannot pick a team)

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Doctor X wrote:Meanwhile, apparently, when you grab a receiver from behind that is not PI and when you are knocked unconscious, lay on the ground, then let go of the ball being, you know, unconscious, this is, apparently, a fumble.

--J.D.
The fumble call was the correct one. Clearly out before he hit the ground.

And it wasn't bad officiating that caused the Pats problems on 3rd down.

But I'm sure Patriot Nation is anxiously awaiting the post-game analysis of Gisele, whatever it is I bet she doesn't blame Tom Terrific for throwing it to the wrong team!
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Crows. Because.
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Grammatron wrote:
izittrue wrote:Your point spread confuses me. So how do we pick for Super Bowl?
Dipshit Bonus: 6 point bonus if you own all teams playing in a playoff round (and thus cannot pick a team)
Call me a dipshit.
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izittrue wrote:
Grammatron wrote:
izittrue wrote:Your point spread confuses me. So how do we pick for Super Bowl?
Dipshit Bonus: 6 point bonus if you own all teams playing in a playoff round (and thus cannot pick a team)
Call me a dipshit.
Thanks for the info Grammy !!
I wish I was a dipshit, maybe I would have a chance of winning then...

The rule is worded for playoff rounds, but I am sure Doc would give a super dipshit bonus as well. Either way, your final choice will be :woowoo: