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As I labor to make a deadline--if Word is reversing the order of the Hebrew I have no idea . . . why is that pixie staring at me and why is she holding a garlic press--reports are in that His Personal Lord and Savior is traveling to Foxborough.

Meanwhile, I need to get the gnomes to stop playing on the drumset. They have no rhythm. These are not my crayons.

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Is April fools on a different date in Massachusetts?

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That's funny, Doc. I was going to post a thread with almost the same title.
Has Belichick become a Tebonehead?

I don't care if he might become a tight end (and isn't that a good description for such a born-again fuck?), I don't want him on the team.
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It would help if I was not working on 36+ without sleep. I keep expecting this to be another trick the Pixies played.

I do not know . . . perhaps he has figured out in his cement skull that he is not a quarter back, and if he wants a future, he has to change. Otherwise, Belichick will just dump him.

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Word on the talk radio is "He'll be playing a bit of quarterback and tight end."

With Brady there, not so much quarterback.
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:D
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I think Dr X is responding to taking it from the team for the team.

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Bwahahahahahahahaha!

I think Belichick just jumped the shark.
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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PBUH, etc.
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I generally do not find Jimmy Fallon terribly funny, but . . . I was reminded by this classic:

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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The Onion reports the Patriot hope to solve their problems with generating publicity.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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I understand he may have a two year contract. As of now nothing guaranteed. I will pray for him
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Exactly. There is also no guaranteed money. They can cut him at any time and pay him nothing he has not already earned.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Maybe they think having Tebow balances out the murderer they have at tight end.
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Pyrrho wrote:Word on the talk radio is "He'll be playing a bit of quarterback and tight end."



I trust that you are aware of how gay that sounds.
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I am sending that to some "people" involved!

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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I guess he won't be on my fantasy team. Hopefully I'll remember.
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Just listening to the details available from arraignment, Aaron Hernandez may have just won the Stupidest Criminal in the World for 2013. I mean, seriously.

--Not J.D.
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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