Patriots Fans Giving Up on the Season

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Patriots Fans Giving Up on the Season

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Mark Sanchez' season and probably career with the Jets is over.

ESPN reporting craploads of reports from Chris Mortensen that Dr. James "Hand of Elohim" Andrews has recommended surgery.

ESPN has a continuous loop of "Butt-Fumble" in the background when discussing his legacy. :D

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Found this by accident--reading RS linkypoos:
Stephen Gregory Sr., a retired New York City police officer and a veteran of 9/11, walks downstairs into the unfinished basement of his new house upstate. He leafs through laminated photographs and newspaper clippings chronicling his son’s football career from winning city championships at Curtis High on Staten Island to patrolling the secondary for the Patriots and coach Bill Belichick. He wants to find one picture, in particular. He walks upstairs, lifts up a folder filled with glossy action shots and looks one last place. His eyes widen as he identifies one of his favorite shots.

“The Butt Fumble!” he says. “My son’s gonna be the answer to a trivia question someday. ‘Who recovered the Butt Fumble?’ ”

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The ball was white before the play started.

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You know, it started so well. A one pass drive. Sanchez talking to people on the sideline as if they are listening to him.

Then receivers forgot that you have to, you know, turn to see the ball?

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