Get over yourself, Johnny Football

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Yes, but ultimately a pox on him.

No one is putting a gun to his head.

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"Life is hard. It's even harder when you are stupid."
- Jackie Brown, The Friends of Eddie Coyle.
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Arena football league likes him.

If that falls through there's always the WWE.
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http://www.kbtx.com/content/news/Former ... 54213.html
Former NFL quarterback and Texas A&M standout, Johnny Manziel will be at Aggieland Outfitters located at 303 University Drive E, in College Station for a meet and greet.

The event will be held Friday, Oct. 20, from 4 p.m. - 7 p.m. The meet and greet is free to the public and will be first come, first serve.
Aw we missed it.
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Did anyone show up, other than bill collectors, bail bondsmen or paternity suit lawyers?
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Pete Rose.

With a card table.

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@MichaelDavSmith

Johnny Manziel threw an interception on the first pass of his CFL career. Bad throw into coverage, right into the hands of linebacker Larry Dean.
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I was unaware.

But this is good news for Johnny Football. This means that he is playing football as a professional? (even if in a third-world country)
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He is at top form, just like when he was in Cleveland.
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Is this the guy that's into God or the one that was dumb enough to go to Texas A&M?
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He has been cut from the Montreal Aloutettes and banned from all other CFL teams after he "contravened the agreement which made him eligible to play." The commissioner of the CFL to the general manager of the Montreal Aloutettes will not state exactly what he did. After thanking the CFL in a Tweet, Manziel claims the he is "exploring new options."

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Does arena football still exist?
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj
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WildCat wrote: Thu Feb 28, 2019 4:44 pm Does arena football still exist?
Yes and there are 2 new Football leagues this year.
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NFL

2014 CLE GP 5 GS2 TD 0 Int 2
2015 CLE GP 10 GS6 TD 7 Int 5

CFL

2018 MA GP 8 GS 8 TD 5 Int 7

And that is that.

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Well there's always Jai-Alai...
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Not since Whitey Bulger killed it . . . literally.

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Inflatable Swan Racing, then.
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Well, there is the AAF, then when he fails there he can try the XFL next year, then after that there's always jobs at McDonald's.
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There is a Woman's Football League I think.

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