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The Browns don't even want him.

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Alleged leaked Patriots scouting report...

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Maybe the Browns should have picked Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, who's name sounds like a taunt directed at Monica Lewinsky.
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So, I don't know if this deserves its own thread, and it isn't strictly on topic here, but the first openly gay player was drafted too. He was the 249th pick overall. I don't know if he fell down the draft ranking because of the gay thing or if that is the correct ranking for him based purely on athletic criteria.

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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

That's all we're talking about, really. That's why all the tears of joy and happiness.

Party on, dudes, you're gonna be rich.
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Now why do people roll up $20 bills in bathrooms?

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To give a target to pee through?







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How many years before free agency?
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Depends on whether or not he is suspended and/or the Browns cut him. . . .

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- Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel extended his middle finger toward the Washington Redskins bench after a third-quarter incompletion during Monday night's 24-23 preseason loss.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11373 ... n-redskins

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http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... y_man.html
CBS analyst and former Bengals quarterback Boomer Esiason raised his own middle finger to Johnny Manziel Tuesday by unloading on the rookie on his radio show.

"I'm telling you right now, he is not even remotely close to being ready," Esiason said at the open of his show on WFAN in New York. "If he opened as the starting quarterback in Pittsburgh in Week 1, he would get his ass kicked. And his ass would be driven into the ground. Because I'm telling you, other teams hate this guy. Hate him."
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http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... osing.html
Truth is, the job was there for the taking by Manziel and he blew it. He was competing against a player in Brian Hoyer who was coming off a torn right anterior cruciate ligament and who's started a total of four NFL games.

...

While Manziel was clubbing from coast-to-coast, Hoyer was at the Browns facility every day, rehabbing his repaired knee and working out with other injured players such as receiver Charles Johnson.

He revealed at the start of camp that from the moment team doctors let him start working out after the surgery to the day veterans reported for camp July 25, he took a total of five days off. In between, he studied the playbook and learned the terminology, which is job No. 1 for a quarterback in a new scheme.
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Maybe his nickname should be changed to Johnny Clipboard.
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Somebody wrote in the OP:
And he's an asshole.
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Or maybe "Johnny Bench?"

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What's that expression, money plays? The merchandising sales mean he is popular, so we will likely see a repeat of Tim Tebow in that fans will demand he Manziel plays.
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For now he generates increased ticket sales.
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Pyrrho wrote:For now he generates increased ticket sales.
To see that his ass gets pounded into the turf or gets splinters on the bench. I'd give his NFL career a year or less. Nobody wants a cokehead rock star who won't put in the work to play with the pros, especially his coaches and teammates.

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There are pools on when Hoyer--who is not that good--goes and "Bring in Johnny Football." I was tempted to make if part of Sorry to Make You Cry.

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http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.s ... ordon.html
Johnny Manziel threw a big party Friday night that resulted in his fine for being late for treatment Saturday morning and Josh Gordon suspended for missing the Saturday walk-through, several sources told cleveland.com.

The source told told cleveland.com that Josh Gordon, who's suspended for today's game against the Ravens, attended Manziel's party along with other members of the team.

CBS Sports' Jason LaCanfora first reported that Manziel threw the party.

By Saturday morning, team security was sent to Manziel's apartment to try to find him, because he failed to show up for treatment on the hamstring, and he wasn't answering his phone, a source told cleveland.com on Saturday. The source also said he was fined for being tardy.
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Browns' Johnny Manziel: 'It's been a year of growing up for me' Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel talks about his first year in the NFL after being drafted with the 22nd pick. He said he is committed to the team and will work hard in the offseason to be prepared next year. Manziel is out for the final game of the season because of a hamstring injury.


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Shy boy.
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Whoopsie.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12216 ... urces-said
Now the Browns point to 2015 with a talented but misguided quarterback who must repair the wreckage done in his own locker room.

Interviews by ESPN.com with nearly 20 Browns sources, both on the record and on condition of anonymity, along with several NFL personnel sources reveal the Manziel-related problems run deep.

Those who spoke talked of a year-long pattern that showed a lack of commitment and preparation, a failure to be ready when given a chance in his first start against Cincinnati and a continued commitment to nightlife, which affected his preparation and work while in the team facility.

As one player put it, Manziel throughout the entire 2014 season was a "100 percent joke."
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Well . . . no one could predict that. . . .

I am sure that guy who steals shrimp will be much, much better.

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There's always next year!
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Grammatron wrote:There's always next year!
Not really a positive statment in Cleveland, the homeland of frustrated promise.
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Doctor X wrote:Well . . . no one could predict that. . . .

I am sure that guy who steals shrimp will be much, much better.

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Probably will. The Shrimp Stealer's set of issues aren't as directly toxic to being a QB. He's basically a slightly more emotional but more physically skilled version of the douchebag currently playing QB for my Pittsburgh Steelers. Johnny Football is Kordell Stewart without as much speed or dedication. Or arm strength. Maybe a little better accuracy, but seeing Kordell Stewart was the master of the bounce pass...
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We liked him:

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Say what you will about Kordell, but as quarterbacks with no throwing accuracy and who are incapable of making more than two reads before being forced to run for his life go, probably the greatest ever.
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Just days removed from his Dad expressing concern for him to the media.
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There was speculation from a local radio host that maybe the attorney did that as an "out" to allow him to withdraw from the case.

The only thing dumber than an attorney accidentally sending that quote out to the freaking AP is an attorney who KNOWINGLY would do so. the only thing Manzel has going for him know (apart from the well wishes of his coke dealer, which are overflowing. Much like the coke.) is a decent malpractice claim against this attorney.

Congrats, Manzel, you managed - in your alcohol and drug-induced stupor - to locate the one guy who is as big a screw-up as you. but then you went and hired him.
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He'll be dead in a year.
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Only if he commits suicide or drives drunk/high or something like that. He faces a nice slow decline both physically and psychologically. Apparently he tweeted/myfaced a picture of him wearing his old Browns jersey in support of the other Browns Idiot who was suspended for a year . . . only to be caught again.

I think the only mystery is whether or not he will out-Ryan Leaf Ryan Leaf. Perhaps the best thing that can happen to him is to has his ass tossed into prison for a good year. However, I am sure he will find someone else to blame for it other than his stupid-ass self.

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Pyrrho wrote:He'll be dead in a year.
If that becomes true you must know they're coming after you. Winning our Death Pool could be the motive.

Do you have any predictions about Miley Cyrus?
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Pyrrho wrote:He'll be dead in a year.
If that becomes true you must know they're coming after you. Winning our Death Pool could be the motive.

Do you have any predictions about Miley Cyrus?
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He has been suspended four games . . . should he actually get signed by a team.

That should wake him up.

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Maybe if they send a sternly-worded letter.

Long fall ahead before he "hits bottom," and even then, good luck, kid.

Addiction sucks. A pox on his suppliers and enablers, etc.
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Yes, but ultimately a pox on him.

No one is putting a gun to his head.

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