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I guess the big story so far is Holland absolutely ass-raping defending champion Spain in their first match.

(Edited to remove dead links)

Spain's only goal came on a PK. Holland's were all pretty good.
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How was the acting?

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The vids have been re-moved.
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Ass-raping? It was a complete butt-fisting sans lube.
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England versus Italy on.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Meanwhile . . . baseball!

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No, wait. A guy in blue collapses in pain . . . does not get a call . . . and heroically ties his shoe.

Now nothing is happening.

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Something is happening!!

They guy in white is . . . no . . . he lost that ball.

Nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

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SOMETHING HAPPENED!! Image

The blue guys hit the ball while the white guys stood around and now they are getting all gay with one another.






It is the English team after all.


Not . . . that there is anything wrong with that.

No, wait, what am I thinking?! The English are white!

But now the English are getting gay.

I do not know if I can handle this excitement!!11!! Image

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Just wait until later! Ivory Coast vs. Japan! Nonstop orgasm!!!
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Rooney kinda sucked, didn't he?

Other than that one assist.
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Fuggin great, maybe my dumbass neighbours will stop blowing their fuggin vuvuzelas at all fuggin hours soon.
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MURICA!!! :De_Bunk:
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USA!USA!USA!

But . . . nothing is happening.

Nothing is happening.

Still nothing is happening.

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I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.
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gnome wrote:I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.
NOT THAT WORLD CUP YOU MORON!!!!1!!



I was only able to watch the first half of the USA match and I missed the first goal because I went to put on a kettle of water to make coffee when the match wasn't even started yet and then I went to the bathroom and by the time I got back they were already up 1-0.
I see the went on to win 2-1, so I guess I missed a good second half. Oh well.
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You missed ten seconds out of 90 minutes of paint drying punctuated by bad acting.

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Anaxagoras wrote:
gnome wrote:I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.
NOT THAT WORLD CUP YOU MORON!!!!1!!
Sorry, I'll start over...

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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gnome wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:
gnome wrote:I thought it was a particularly good use of the Wronski Feint... but if Ireland doesn't upgrade their broomsticks they'll find themselves outmatched in coming years.
NOT THAT WORLD CUP YOU MORON!!!!1!!
Sorry, I'll start over...

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
Er, which one?

Muller?
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