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Have to make the playoffs. . . .

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I mean, it is not just me:



. . . even Squeeler fans agree.

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Meh. Jerry Buss ran the team the same way for 30 years no one complained.
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After all that the Lakers got AD, cap space for another max-free-agent, and are going all in for the next 3-5 years. Either there will be a Championship or LeBron's legacy will take a small ding and Lakers will turn into Knicks.
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Think the young'uns are going to get sick of playing with someone who makes the Ball Hoggin' Rapist1 appear modest.

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1Actually from a friend who, it turns out, is a Golden State fan. Back then, I did not think Golden State had fans, or a team, or, really, anything.
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Does this mean they'll have 3 very good players and nothing else?
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Anaxagoras wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:02 am Does this mean they'll have 3 very good players and nothing else?
They will have a team similar to how it was during LeBron's time in Miami. It will consist of 3 stars, some young players and few veterans who want to end their career with a championship ring.
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All "HA!FAGGRAMMYFAILFAG" jokes aside, in the NBA you only really need two "very good players" to contend. Fans tormented Princess James in Miami by calling him "Scotty Pippen," but the fact remains that even Michael could not win "on his own." No one can. Ball Hoggin' rapist may have cost himself a few championships by running out the Better Player due to his ego. [While a Lawrence Bird alienated a Kevin McHale.--Ed.]

IT DIFFRENT!! HE STOLE THE BALL!!! [You mean Havelicek?--Ed.]

I will give this to the Fakers: they finally realized dumping the Ball Familyer Brand was a "good plan."

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While I am happy super stars continue to join Lakers, I genuinely don't understand why. If someone wants to play in LA Clippers are also in town and are no longer owned by a racist. New York also has 2 teams. Furthermore, LeBron has demonstrated that one can build a global brand playing in a smaller market like Cleveland.

Sure one can say Lakers are a storied franchise but it's not like they are the only one.
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Funny thing, it is not about being a "storied franchise," it is about the location. LA is a great area for the Phenomenally Rich.

"YNOTCLIPPERS!!!" because they suck and do not pay.

I heard a Sports Dude try the "Storied Franchise" regarding the Nicks who . . . won . . . like . . . when? It is NYC. Frankly, if you have a choice between NYC-Nicks/Nets and LA-Fakers . . . go Fakers!

Then comes the Chance to Win. Durant went to Golden State because of the chance to win a championship.

LeBron is complicated. He was a "hometown kid" who wore a MFYs hat during a Cleveland-MFYs playoff. "Cleveland being Cleveland" the idea that the Current Bestest could bring his team to a championship is the stupid myth that pervades all sports towns. LeBron did not and does not give a shit about Cleveland, Miami, Los Angeles or any place else. That is, perhaps, unfair to him because did Tom Brady grow up a Pat fan? Not if he was sane! He was a "Niners" fan.

Anyways, Cleveland finally sucked enough to pick the Right Talent . . . but could give him nothing around him. As much of an egotistical fathead Princess James is, you can understand why he lost patience and moved to "South Beach." When the guys who actually won his championships got old and/or retired, he moved on.

Having burned his bridge in Miami which has . . . nothing . . . where else would he go? He wants a "Hollywood" life after basketball to he moved to the Minnesota Fakers. Laughing all the way to the fucking bank.

Now if YOU were a cock-sucking sell-out-YANKEES SUCK REFS PAID OOF ACAINST BROONS PATS CHAPS basketball super star looking for a ring, going with The Princess is not a bad move. At least you are in LA, rather than frigid Boston, frigid and expensive New York, and . . . what the fuck is in "Golden State" again?

Oh yeah! A really awesome Dennys!

I am more surprised at all the rumors every year that "players want to go to the Knicks" when that franchise has replaced the Clippers as The Most Mismanaged.

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Grammatron wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:23 am While I am happy super stars continue to join Lakers, I genuinely don't understand why. If someone wants to play in LA Clippers are also in town and are no longer owned by a racist. New York also has 2 teams. Furthermore, LeBron has demonstrated that one can build a global brand playing in a smaller market like Cleveland.

Sure one can say Lakers are a storied franchise but it's not like they are the only one.
Well, the Mets and My Fabulous Yankees are both New York teams, but History makes them different.
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Funny, I never "got" the hatred between fans in a city for different baseball teams. Sure, there is "history" and all of that, and then the whole silly "Dimaggio's Italian so . . . yay!" way of thinking, but there is not a lot of rationality in Sports Fandom.

So when the Black White Sox finally won, ironically breaking their "curse" right after the Red Sox, Cubs fans were inconsolable, just as White Sox fans were pissed that the Cubs finally won. I "get it" in the sense that this is all a stupid reflection of tribalism, but that is all that it is.

Sort of like no one will ever choke as eagerly and hard as Your Mom the 2004 Yankees.






Too soon?

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Doctor X wrote: Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:11 am Funny, I never "got" the hatred between fans in a city for different baseball teams. Sure, there is "history" and all of that, and then the whole silly "Dimaggio's Italian so . . . yay!" way of thinking, but there is not a lot of rationality in Sports Fandom.

So when the Black White Sox finally won, ironically breaking their "curse" right after the Red Sox, Cubs fans were inconsolable, just as White Sox fans were pissed that the Cubs finally won. I "get it" in the sense that this is all a stupid reflection of tribalism, but that is all that it is.

Sort of like no one will ever choke as eagerly and hard as Your Mom the 2004 Yankees.






Too soon?

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But they did win the popular vote
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Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving to Brooklyn:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ke ... ry-twitter

Durant may not be able to play for most of next season however, due to an injury in the NBA finals.
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Due to a career-ending injury.

I will have to look if there is a basketball butt-fumble. . . .

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Anaxagoras wrote: Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:46 am Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving to Brooklyn:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ke ... ry-twitter

Durant may not be able to play for most of next season however, due to an injury in the NBA finals.
There's almost no chance he plays any games in the upcoming season. And while Durant's injury is severe, his playing style can overcome it; the only danger is re-injury.
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Actually, his play will deteriorate since he will lose some of the speed off of that leg.

Can he be a useful player over a year from now? Who knows?

For that amount?

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With Durant's playing style the speed off that leg does not matter IMO -- and the game in the finals where he was injured back that up as well. Durant obviously won't have the same athleticism but that's never been part of his game. I think it's a fair gamble for a team like the Nets to take.
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Since there is no way of determining the answer for, like, two years, let us extend this Internet Argument for another twelve pages!

Fag.

--J.D.

P.S. It is impossible not to use the Achileus [Stop that.--Ed.] Achilles tendon and attached muscle in basketball all of the time. From standing to simple moving.

He will, therefore, be throwing wounded ducks to Pats safeties and end up taking his wife's HGH only to end up hocking pizza for a racist.
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Heh.

Running down orphans Biking I saw someone with an "MLS Cup Championship" t-shirt.

For what I have no idea.

I killed him.

For his own good.

And for the children, of course. Not the ones I ran over, of course.

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Granted I do not know shit about medicine but it wouldn't be unprecedented. I think a prominent and most recent example of a player similar to Durant with the same type of injury is Rudy Gay. Here's a blurb about this from an SI.com article on Achilles injuries:
Rudy Gay
Injured: January 2017, age 30

Gay, with the Kings at the time of his injury in January 2017, signed a two-year deal with the San Antonio Spurs in the 2017 offseason and returned for the start of the following season. Prior to his injury, Gay averaged 18.4 points and 5.9 rebounds on 45.2% shooting in 11 seasons. In 126 games since returning, he's averaged 12.7 points and [6] rebounds, shooting 49%. Though Durant is on another level as a player, Gay's recovery could be instructive, as he was in his 12th season when he returned, while Durant just finished his 12th season.
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People have mentioned Gay, but he was younger than Durant.

Durant needs to be put on an ice flow.



Tom Brady can, of course, play for another fifteen years.

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And Kawhi signs with Clippers to the confusion of everyone.

I must say as NBA fan it creates parity and the league will be fun to watch. At the same time I am puzzled by his choice.
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I will dispense with my usual measur'd and reason'd objective sports analysisHA!IN YOUR ["Mother."--Ed.]'s FACE GRAMMY HA! FAG! HA! HA! [Get on with it.--Ed.] to note that I am weirdly surprised.

More than a few Sports Dudes wondered if he would go to the Fakers to form another "Dream Team" with Princess James. So his movement to the Clippers is rather interesting. I do not think many seriously thought he would go to the Clippers.

Since the HOLDER OF MOST CHAPMDEKURTSHIPS BOSTON CELTICS are in a period of "rebuilding" [He previously compared them to "a steaming pile of puppy shit" and lamented the inexorable "I Told You So Dance" from a Mr. Grammatron--Ed.] most Pro-Celtics Sports Dudes wondered if he would stick with Toronto simply to have a subject to discuss when they all assumed he would go to the Fakers.

Very interesting, or as Anax would put it, "触手責め"

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Not as Interesting as Clippers sending all of their future for the next few years and some players for Paul George. What a twist! Any NBA game in staples center is going to be fantastic next year. Frankly I consider this move far more glutenous than Kawhi choosing Lakers. Now people in LA can pretend to be fans of either team ifwhen they win a championship!
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Should the Clippers rebrand?

I feel like the "Clippers" is a team name that should be retired.

It was a joke for decades.
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Also, what does los angeles have to do with lakes or dodging trolley cars?
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Anaxagoras wrote: Sat Jul 06, 2019 7:17 am Also, what does los angeles have to do with lakes or dodging trolley cars?
Everything else is fake in Los Angeles, why should they be the exceptions?
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To both, the Clippers are basically what the Pats were until 2000--a joke team with ownerships who had no idea how to finance an run a team. In fact, I sincerely felt there was a weird symmetry when the Pats won in 2001, and then the next Joke Team--Tampa Bay--won the following year.

As much as I poke Gram's Mom [Sigh.--Ed.] about "t3h c34ting Minnesota Fakers" I always sort of rooted for the Clippers. Horrible owner as we have discussed finally removed when a new commissioner refused to ignore what everyone knew. Not just the "little brother" to the Fakers, but the one the family keeps locked in the basement. If My Team cannot win, I would definitely love to see the Clippers finally win.

Despite my Fanboyness[Tm.--Ed.]--yes, yes, I did "curse" "that fucking Browns coach!" who beat the Pats in Foxborough in a playoff, just when it seemed the Pats might be relevant. I cheered when he was fired! Fuck him! Ha! HA! What? The Pats are hiring him as a coach? Why?--if My Team cannot win I am happy to root for underdogs and the like. These last finals were difficult because "Drake" is such an asshole, but I figured Toronto deserved to finally win something.

I tried to root for the Cleveland Cavs before the Celtics Became Relevant Again, but Princess James is such an egotistical douche, it became nearly impossible.

Now what Gram can have fun with is IF the Clippers succeed--with a Celtics coach!!11!!![!--Ed.]--how many Fakers fans who ridicules the "little brother" will start wearing Clippers gear?

--J.D.
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It's hard to say, honestly. Even when Lakers were in the toilet during the last 6 years and Clippers were contending with Chris Paul and Blake Griffin, the tickets to Lakers games were still more expensive and sold out. This new line up with Kawhi and Paul Geaorge is way more hype but Lakers now have LeBron and Anthony Davis; a powerhouse projected to win the Championship in their own right.

I won't pretend I've rooted for Clippers and I prefer the Lakers to win. Still, I don't have to chose and go to bot games :)
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As I may have mentioned, I never "got" the idea of "two teams one city." I figured it was the "best of both worlds," but that is not the case. Even in the 86 Year Curse I am aware of no one who tried to claim "Boston Braves" championships!

But then some things like Cubs/White Sox and MFY/Mets breaks on socioeconomic and even ethnic lines which, inherently, is not rational.

You KNOW if the Clippers win a lot of celebrity Lakers fans will suddenly show up! Spike Lee will be among them.

--J.D.
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Heh . . . heh . . . HA!HA!HA!HA!

Clippers are now the favorites for the NBA Championship: 7-2
Fakers: 4-1
Boston Sports Dude 1: The Boston Celtics are. . . .

BSD 2: Scroll down.

BSD 2: 25-1 . . . not as bad as I thought it was.

BSD 3: Other spots have them 20-1
--J.D.
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This has been the wildest NBA off-season maybe in history.
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Well . . . in that it does not "make sense" in that what many thought would be the building of a "Dream Team" with the Fakers did not happen. We have discussed whether or not Durant will be a "good move."

I have to wonder why Kawaii [Stop that.--Ed.] chose the Slippers over the Fakers, but maybe he is laughing with the rest all the way to a championship. Be the guy to bring the first to Toronto and the Ever Lamented Clippers?

"And what have you done, Princess?!"

Meanwhile, the Cs keep talking about tacos for some reason.

A bunch of these. I will link my favorite Faints fan:



Indy fan:



and "Hey, Francis?":



--J. "And You Need a Lot of Help" D.

P.S. "Makas Sma?"

P.P.S. Is Phish still a "thing" . . . this . . . decade?

P.S. Sad they cannot really include the Buffalo Guy.
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
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