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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:34 pm

Have to make the playoffs. . . .

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jun 10, 2019 6:16 am

I mean, it is not just me:



. . . even Squeeler fans agree.

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Post by Grammatron » Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:57 pm

Meh. Jerry Buss ran the team the same way for 30 years no one complained.

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Post by Grammatron » Fri Jun 28, 2019 7:37 pm

After all that the Lakers got AD, cap space for another max-free-agent, and are going all in for the next 3-5 years. Either there will be a Championship or LeBron's legacy will take a small ding and Lakers will turn into Knicks.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 29, 2019 5:10 am

Think the young'uns are going to get sick of playing with someone who makes the Ball Hoggin' Rapist1 appear modest.

--J.D.

1Actually from a friend who, it turns out, is a Golden State fan. Back then, I did not think Golden State had fans, or a team, or, really, anything.
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:02 am

Does this mean they'll have 3 very good players and nothing else?
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Post by Grammatron » Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:44 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 6:02 am
Does this mean they'll have 3 very good players and nothing else?
They will have a team similar to how it was during LeBron's time in Miami. It will consist of 3 stars, some young players and few veterans who want to end their career with a championship ring.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:56 am

All "HA!FAGGRAMMYFAILFAG" jokes aside, in the NBA you only really need two "very good players" to contend. Fans tormented Princess James in Miami by calling him "Scotty Pippen," but the fact remains that even Michael could not win "on his own." No one can. Ball Hoggin' rapist may have cost himself a few championships by running out the Better Player due to his ego. [While a Lawrence Bird alienated a Kevin McHale.--Ed.]

IT DIFFRENT!! HE STOLE THE BALL!!! [You mean Havelicek?--Ed.]

I will give this to the Fakers: they finally realized dumping the Ball Familyer Brand was a "good plan."

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Post by Grammatron » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:23 am

While I am happy super stars continue to join Lakers, I genuinely don't understand why. If someone wants to play in LA Clippers are also in town and are no longer owned by a racist. New York also has 2 teams. Furthermore, LeBron has demonstrated that one can build a global brand playing in a smaller market like Cleveland.

Sure one can say Lakers are a storied franchise but it's not like they are the only one.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:47 am

Funny thing, it is not about being a "storied franchise," it is about the location. LA is a great area for the Phenomenally Rich.

"YNOTCLIPPERS!!!" because they suck and do not pay.

I heard a Sports Dude try the "Storied Franchise" regarding the Nicks who . . . won . . . like . . . when? It is NYC. Frankly, if you have a choice between NYC-Nicks/Nets and LA-Fakers . . . go Fakers!

Then comes the Chance to Win. Durant went to Golden State because of the chance to win a championship.

LeBron is complicated. He was a "hometown kid" who wore a MFYs hat during a Cleveland-MFYs playoff. "Cleveland being Cleveland" the idea that the Current Bestest could bring his team to a championship is the stupid myth that pervades all sports towns. LeBron did not and does not give a shit about Cleveland, Miami, Los Angeles or any place else. That is, perhaps, unfair to him because did Tom Brady grow up a Pat fan? Not if he was sane! He was a "Niners" fan.

Anyways, Cleveland finally sucked enough to pick the Right Talent . . . but could give him nothing around him. As much of an egotistical fathead Princess James is, you can understand why he lost patience and moved to "South Beach." When the guys who actually won his championships got old and/or retired, he moved on.

Having burned his bridge in Miami which has . . . nothing . . . where else would he go? He wants a "Hollywood" life after basketball to he moved to the Minnesota Fakers. Laughing all the way to the fucking bank.

Now if YOU were a cock-sucking sell-out-YANKEES SUCK REFS PAID OOF ACAINST BROONS PATS CHAPS basketball super star looking for a ring, going with The Princess is not a bad move. At least you are in LA, rather than frigid Boston, frigid and expensive New York, and . . . what the fuck is in "Golden State" again?

Oh yeah! A really awesome Dennys!

I am more surprised at all the rumors every year that "players want to go to the Knicks" when that franchise has replaced the Clippers as The Most Mismanaged.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:51 am

Grammatron wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:23 am
While I am happy super stars continue to join Lakers, I genuinely don't understand why. If someone wants to play in LA Clippers are also in town and are no longer owned by a racist. New York also has 2 teams. Furthermore, LeBron has demonstrated that one can build a global brand playing in a smaller market like Cleveland.

Sure one can say Lakers are a storied franchise but it's not like they are the only one.
Well, the Mets and My Fabulous Yankees are both New York teams, but History makes them different.
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:11 am

Funny, I never "got" the hatred between fans in a city for different baseball teams. Sure, there is "history" and all of that, and then the whole silly "Dimaggio's Italian so . . . yay!" way of thinking, but there is not a lot of rationality in Sports Fandom.

So when the Black White Sox finally won, ironically breaking their "curse" right after the Red Sox, Cubs fans were inconsolable, just as White Sox fans were pissed that the Cubs finally won. I "get it" in the sense that this is all a stupid reflection of tribalism, but that is all that it is.

Sort of like no one will ever choke as eagerly and hard as Your Mom the 2004 Yankees.






Too soon?

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:32 am

Doctor X wrote:
Sat Jun 29, 2019 9:11 am
Funny, I never "got" the hatred between fans in a city for different baseball teams. Sure, there is "history" and all of that, and then the whole silly "Dimaggio's Italian so . . . yay!" way of thinking, but there is not a lot of rationality in Sports Fandom.

So when the Black White Sox finally won, ironically breaking their "curse" right after the Red Sox, Cubs fans were inconsolable, just as White Sox fans were pissed that the Cubs finally won. I "get it" in the sense that this is all a stupid reflection of tribalism, but that is all that it is.

Sort of like no one will ever choke as eagerly and hard as Your Mom the 2004 Yankees.






Too soon?

--J.D.


But they did win the popular vote
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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:46 am

Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving to Brooklyn:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ke ... ry-twitter

Durant may not be able to play for most of next season however, due to an injury in the NBA finals.
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:58 am

Due to a career-ending injury.

I will have to look if there is a basketball butt-fumble. . . .

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Post by Grammatron » Mon Jul 01, 2019 5:57 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:46 am
Kevin Durant and Kyrie Irving to Brooklyn:

https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/ke ... ry-twitter

Durant may not be able to play for most of next season however, due to an injury in the NBA finals.
There's almost no chance he plays any games in the upcoming season. And while Durant's injury is severe, his playing style can overcome it; the only danger is re-injury.

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:35 pm

Actually, his play will deteriorate since he will lose some of the speed off of that leg.

Can he be a useful player over a year from now? Who knows?

For that amount?

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Post by Grammatron » Mon Jul 01, 2019 11:32 pm

With Durant's playing style the speed off that leg does not matter IMO -- and the game in the finals where he was injured back that up as well. Durant obviously won't have the same athleticism but that's never been part of his game. I think it's a fair gamble for a team like the Nets to take.

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 02, 2019 12:16 am

Since there is no way of determining the answer for, like, two years, let us extend this Internet Argument for another twelve pages!

Fag.

--J.D.

P.S. It is impossible not to use the Achileus [Stop that.--Ed.] Achilles tendon and attached muscle in basketball all of the time. From standing to simple moving.

He will, therefore, be throwing wounded ducks to Pats safeties and end up taking his wife's HGH only to end up hocking pizza for a racist.
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 02, 2019 6:17 am

Heh.

Running down orphans Biking I saw someone with an "MLS Cup Championship" t-shirt.

For what I have no idea.

I killed him.

For his own good.

And for the children, of course. Not the ones I ran over, of course.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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