From The Office of Your Benevolent Dictator--"The Humble, Yet MagNIfIcent":
Been thinking of tweaking The Rules
[PBUT--Ed.] given the UTER COMLEPE INJUR'D ANUS OF GOODELL EVIL FUCK HIM ARG! BOWL OF PORRIDGE!
This game is suppose to be FUN!
. . . or as "fun" as being CRUSH'D by SUPERIORS CHOOZING SKILLZ!
There is no money involved--nor a penalty but, now that I think of it, maybe there should be:
though we have guests playing so maybe having everyone change their avatar does not work. Anyways, I would like people to be "in" the game as long as possible for "fun" without a player who is good
at making picks being penalized.
I joke if I played it straight I would WIN EVERY ONE!!1!! Okay, maybe in 2014 when I would
have picked the Pats to lose to KC--though not by THAT much!
But it is "fun." I must confess some amusement as players try to avoid giving me Meanie Points
. Thus, am I poor!
This four-game suspension is a problem. It allows people to pick NE to lose with possible impunity. Hell, most would pick NE to lose to Az IN Az in week one with Brady.
So I am thinking of a Fuck You Roger Moratorium!
on the "Sorry to Make You Cry" Bonuses for either Week One or all of the first four games. Jeneane Garafalo has a chance against the rest at home. Hell, Cleveland would have a chance on them. How that would work is either for the first game or for the four games there are no penalties/restrictions . . . and if the Pats beat Arizona, will not I
be the definition of mixed emotions like watching Tinkerbell
being violated with my favorite gauntlet.
Thus, for that period you WORTHLESS FREEDOMHATINGSCUM can pick the Pats to lose without
risking giving me a Meanie
point. It also
means I can pick the Pats to lose. Obviously, I do not do that, even when it seems obvious to pick them to lose, like they have clinched home-field, it is Week 17, and Dustin Pedroia is playing QB because "I always wanted to!" and they are playing a team that needs the win to make the playoffs.
So let me know what you think. The "beating the Pats" Meanie Point
I will continue. If someone picks the Bills to lose in Week 1 and they beat the Pats in Gillette, well, more power to the picker!