The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XII

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I still do not fucking get how this game is played. I blame DocX for not explaining it properly.

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At its core, you "Collect" teams by calling them to lose a game. One call per week. Once you've successfully called a losing game for a team, you get all their win points before and after. Plus any applicable bonuses. The idea is to figure out when a good team might lose.

How's that?
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Doctor X wrote: I had thought the Seamen might beat NE, but that was after the four game suspension. Only Gram had the temerity to pick NE to lose, but then he is a PinkoCommieFaggot sent here with VHS of Trump sodomizing a muskrat on a bed used by Obama.




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Rob Lister wrote:I still do not fucking get how this game is played. I blame DocX for not explaining it properly.
Shut up. The only game you understand is the one you play with your left hand and your dick.
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SD Chargers moving to LA. I guess NFL torturing us with the Rams wasn't sufficient.

PS: In the interim, while the stadium for Rams/Chargers gets built, the Chargers will play at Stubhub center. That's the soccer stadium for LA Galaxy, capacity 27K (expendable to 30k!!!).

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Does that mean we will no longer have:



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The Faders owner wanted to move them to LA too, didn't he? I guess they are left out in the cold.

So the Rams left LA and came back. The Faders left Oakland for LA and then went back to Oakland and now their owner wants to go back to LA again. It's all kind of annoying if you ask me.
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Anaxagoras wrote:The Faders owner wanted to move them to LA too, didn't he? I guess they are left out in the cold.

So the Rams left LA and came back. The Faders left Oakland for LA and then went back to Oakland and now their owner wants to go back to LA again. It's all kind of annoying if you ask me.
Actually the Faders are moving to Las Vegas.

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Kansas Shitty Cheese to lose.
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Could LA please take the Browns?

Of course then they'd go on to win the Superbowl.
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I'll pick Dullass to lose.
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No one expected Houston to play football.

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You were saying?

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Doctor X wrote:You were saying?

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Doctor X wrote:You were saying?
Well, I guess everyone was right.
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To be fair, and I will leave aside the excreable referees, when you make stupid mistakes that lead to 13 points for the other team and loss of potential points, it is going to be messy. They miss Gronk and the O-Line decided to revert to "Play-Off Mode." Fortunately, they were playing a QB who is rated the second worse. A fellow player asked me who he reminded me off. I thought Bledsoe or Farvererever for his ability to throw a pick out of nowhere at the very most inopportune time.

No, he was referring to his having a shit-fit and blaming everyone on the side line for it.

"Someone who QBs for Chicago, maybe?"

The "Funniest," though, was the stupid penalty that converted forcing Houston to punt from the parking lot to a first down which then became a touchdown eventually. His Merciful Shadow Dark Hoodie turned to the player on the side line and bitched him out. He stormed away, turned around, walked back, and bitched him out again. He then stormed away, turned around, and this time did not turn his back to the cameras so you could read his current opinions and words of encouragement in all of their profane glory.

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GB in the lead?

I had sneaking suspicion all year that Dullass wasn't really as good as their record says they are.
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Or GB was not as bad as they started.

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DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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