The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by gnome » Fri Sep 08, 2017 12:41 pm

I'll go ahead and mulligan to the Seahawks. Get my usual bane going early.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Sep 09, 2017 12:02 pm

I would "thank" that post but I think there's a clause in the rules that would grant meanie points.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:13 pm

I am sorry, I was stunned by all of the Los Angeles Super Bowl trophies. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Sep 09, 2017 3:40 pm

Fucking Jets. That's my mulligan.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Grammatron » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:20 pm

Doctor X wrote:I am sorry, I was stunned by all of the Los Angeles Super Bowl trophies. . . .

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There actually were some?

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by shemp » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:27 pm

Anaxagoras wrote:Fucking Jets. That's my mulligan.
You've clearly lost your marbles. Eating bad sushi again?

I guess I'll use mine too but on the Shehawks.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Sun Sep 10, 2017 8:11 am

Will be busy.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by WildCat » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:42 pm

Oakland, err I mean Las Vegas, anyway the Raiders to lose.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by gnome » Mon Sep 11, 2017 12:00 am

Woot!!

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:42 am

:Waaaah: Week One Pickies:
*NFL Schedule

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:54 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Sep 11, 2017 9:08 pm

Yeah, it is a pretty clear indication of how strong the team is without a quarter back. As for coaching, all that needs be said is:

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Now excuse me while New England keeps laughing at them.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:08 am

Man, do the Los Angeles football teams suck.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Grammatron » Tue Sep 12, 2017 4:12 am

Doctor X wrote:Man, do the Los Angeles football teams suck.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Grammatron » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:00 am

This fucking game is full of lol

The game is terrible, the announcing is terrible, the sideline reporter is terrible. Yet somehow this shitshow is entertaining

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Post by Mentat » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:03 am

I thought the whole point of running out the clock was not letting the opposing team score a bunch of points right before the end of the game.
It's "pea-can", man.

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Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:15 am

Grammatron wrote:The game is terrible, the announcing is terrible, the sideline reporter is terrible. Yet somehow this shitshow is entertaining
It got interesting just when I left the room.

BWA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Mentat » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:56 am

This was a bad week for my predictions. First weeks are rough, but . . . damn.

Falcons to lose in week 2.

The Plan: Week 2
Spoiler:
Week: 1
Pick: Chiefs [Pick Discarded]
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Week: 2
Pick: Falcons
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Falcons [1],
Projected Week Score: 1

Week: 3
Pick: Lions
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Falcons [2], Lions [1],
Projected Week Score: 3

Week: 4
Pick: Buccaneers
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Falcons [3], Lions [2], Buccaneers [2],
Projected Week Score: 7

Week: 5
Pick: Packers
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Falcons [3], Lions [3], Packers [4], Buccaneers [2],
Projected Week Score: 12

Week: 6
Pick: Steelers
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Falcons [4], Steelers [5], Lions [4], Packers [5], Buccaneers [3],
Projected Week Score: 21

Week: 7
Pick: Raiders
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Raiders [6], Falcons [4], Lions [4], Buccaneers [4], Packers [6], Steelers [6],
Projected Week Score: 30

Week: 8
Pick: Broncos
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Raiders [7], Falcons [5], Broncos [3], Lions [4], Buccaneers [5], Packers [6], Steelers [7],
Projected Week Score: 37

Week: 9
Pick: Chiefs
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Raiders [8], Falcons [6], Chiefs [8], Broncos [4], Lions [4], Buccaneers [6], Packers [7], Steelers [7],
Projected Week Score: 50

Week: 10
Pick: Vikings
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Raiders [8], Vikings [3], Falcons [6], Chiefs [8], Broncos [4], Lions [5], Buccaneers [7], Packers [8], Steelers [8],
Projected Week Score: 57

Week: 11
Pick: Giants
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [8], Raiders [8], Vikings [4], Falcons [7], Chiefs [9], Broncos [5], Lions [6], Buccaneers [7], Packers [9], Steelers [9],
Projected Week Score: 72

Week: 12
Pick: Dolphins
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [9], Raiders [9], Vikings [4], Falcons [8], Chiefs [10], Broncos [5], Lions [7], Buccaneers [7], Dolphins [8], Packers [10], Steelers [9],
Projected Week Score: 86

Week: 13
Pick: Eagles
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [9], Raiders [10], Vikings [4], Falcons [9], Chiefs [11], Broncos [5], Lions [8], Buccaneers [7], Eagles [7], Dolphins [9], Packers [11], Steelers [10],
Projected Week Score: 100

Week: 14
Pick: Ravens
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [9], Raiders [10], Vikings [5], Falcons [10], Chiefs [12], Broncos [6], Lions [9], Ravens [6], Buccaneers [7], Eagles [8], Dolphins [9], Packers [12], Steelers [11],
Projected Week Score: 114

Week: 15
Pick: Colts
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [10], Raiders [10], Vikings [6], Falcons [11], Chiefs [13], Broncos [7], Lions [10], Ravens [7], Buccaneers [7], Eagles [8], Dolphins [10], Colts [7], Packers [13], Steelers [11],
Projected Week Score: 130

Week: 16
Pick: Seahawks
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [11], Raiders [11], Vikings [6], Falcons [12], Seahawks [11], Chiefs [14], Broncos [8], Lions [11], Ravens [8], Buccaneers [8], Eagles [8], Dolphins [10], Colts [7], Packers [14], Steelers [12],
Projected Week Score: 151

Week: 17
Pick: Redskins
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [12], Raiders [12], Vikings [7], Falcons [13], Seahawks [12], Chiefs [15], Broncos [8], Lions [11], Ravens [9], Buccaneers [9], Eagles [8], Dolphins [11], Colts [7], Redskins [6], Packers [15], Steelers [13],
Projected Week Score: 168
Predictions: Week 2
Spoiler:
Texans vs Bengals
Predicted winner: Texans

Ravens vs Browns
Predicted winner: Ravens

Buccaneers vs Bears
Predicted winner: Buccaneers

Steelers vs Vikings
Predicted winner: Steelers

Patriots vs Saints
Predicted winner: Patriots

Chiefs vs Eagles
Predicted winner: Chiefs

Titans vs Jaguars
Predicted winner: Titans

Colts vs Cardinals
Predicted winner: Colts

Panthers vs Bills
Predicted winner: Panthers

Raiders vs Jets
Predicted winner: Raiders

Dolphins vs Chargers
Predicted winner: Dolphins

Seahawks vs 49ers
Predicted winner: Seahawks

Redskins vs Rams
Predicted winner: Redskins

Cowboys vs Broncos
Predicted winner: Cowboys

Packers vs Falcons
Predicted winner: Packers

Giants vs Lions
Predicted winner: Giants
It's "pea-can", man.

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