The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:06 pm

You know what is a really good film that was on BBC?

The Outsiders!

Now is Sixth Sense.

Why is Haley Joe Osmandias able to see dead people?

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by izittrue » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:07 pm

My theory holds true.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by shemp » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:07 pm

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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:08 pm

Oh phooey.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jan 21, 2018 11:17 pm

izittrue wrote:Just testing my jinx theory.
The izittrue 345 Point Jinx Bonus

What?

Iz in the rulez.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:36 am

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--J.D.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:00 am

Weather radar shows heavy showers of meanie points. Football fans are advised to stay indoors.
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Post by izittrue » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:33 am

My jinx hold true as I picked the Eagles to lose.
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by izittrue » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:33 am

Can I have a mulligan?
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:48 am

izittrue wrote:Can I have a mulligan?
Check the Rules. . . .

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:49 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 22, 2018 1:52 am

Wow.

I thought the Flats D looked, well, flat, but the ViQueens cannot stop the proverbial nosebleed.

Not even a Star Trek Classic marathon can save them!

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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:02 am

At least the Jaguars made it a football game. NFC game is a blowout.
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:04 am

Yeah, very, very bad time to have a bad game.

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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:10 am

Anaxagoras wrote:At least the Jaguars made it a football game.
Two Major Points:
1. Stopping Pats on the first drive.
2. Taking a knee at the end of the half.

I forget the amount of time-outs they had, but they only needed to go like 20 or 30 yards to get into field goal range. This signaled that their coach did not trust their offense, and they played "not to lose." He was clearly afraid of an interception, AND he was afraid the Pats could actually score. Made no sense: 55 seconds, run the ball, make the Pats use their time-outs, and worse case if you punt with them having under 10 seconds.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:22 am

Doctor X wrote:
Anaxagoras wrote:At least the Jaguars made it a football game.
Two Major Points:
1. Stopping Pats on the first drive.
2. Taking a knee at the end of the half.

I forget the amount of time-outs they had, but they only needed to go like 20 or 30 yards to get into field goal range. This signaled that their coach did not trust their offense, and they played "not to lose." He was clearly afraid of an interception, AND he was afraid the Pats could actually score. Made no sense: 55 seconds, run the ball, make the Pats use their time-outs, and worse case if you punt with them having under 10 seconds.

--J.D.
Their delay of game penalty was also huge. Would have been in field goal range at least with a new set of downs.

I agree that they should have tried to score before the end of the first half too.
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Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:56 am

Anaxagoras wrote:Their delay of game penalty was also huge. Would have been in field goal range at least with a new set of downs.
Yeah, I hate to use the "C-word" [Stop that!--Ed.] "Choke."

But they choked. How the hell do you take a delay of game there? I mean, thank you very much. The DIRTY hit on Gronk actually hurt them as well.

They feared playing the Patriots in Foxborough.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 22, 2018 2:57 am

Doctor X wrote:Yeah, very, very bad time to have a bad game.

--J.D.
Isn't the Super Bowl in Minneapolis this year too?

Has any team ever had home field advantage in the Super Bowl?
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