The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:04 am

shemp the enslaved semen swallower

--J.D.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:18 am

In NBA news, Los Angeles Lakers defeated some team from Boston.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:35 am

They cheated.

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:35 am

Meanwhile, in Minnesota, yeah:

--J. "I Don't FEEL!" D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:11 am

Evolver wrote:The rules state that if you pick a team in the Pro Bowl, you have to watch the game. All of it.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 12:22 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Evolver wrote:The rules state that if you pick a team in the Pro Bowl, you have to watch the game. All of it.

I . . . pick . . . the . . . Bruins!

--J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:45 pm

Hmm who should I jinx in the Hubert H Humphrey Metrodome? We need a picture of Ditka skating.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:28 am

Doctor X wrote:shemp the enslaved semen swallower

--J.D.

I've changed my mind, I will make a pick: I PICK MY NOSE!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 8:06 am

. . . and . . . of course . . .

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Jan 25, 2018 2:23 pm

Grammatron wrote:In NBA news, Los Angeles Lakers defeated some team from Boston.

THE CELTICS BEAT THE REAL TEAM FROM SMOGVILLE--see what I did there?--HA!HAHA!HA!HA!HA!

Ha!

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:53 am

They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!!

Jimmy the Gent · Post by **Jimmy the Gent** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 12:55 am

Pyrrho wrote:They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!!

FUCK you, pay me!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Jan 26, 2018 2:30 pm

--J. "Did Someone Say 'Wide-Right?!!'" D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 27, 2018 8:02 pm

Pyrrho wrote:They are about to bring out the Superbowl squares at work!!!!

Mine are out. But wait. There’s more to come.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:20 am

Squares?

Did someone say "gambling?"

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:55 pm

Though some have moved on:

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:50 am

. . . and some have not:

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 12:22 am

Iggles to lose the Super Bowl.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:50 am

Patriots, fwiw. I already own the Iggles.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 6:14 am

--J.D.

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:07 pm

I guess I have to pick the Deflatriots, too.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:29 pm

--J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Wed Jan 31, 2018 10:59 pm

Conference Championship Round Standings:

466 izittrue GB (7), Oak (6), Car (13), KC (14), Den (5), LaR (15), NO (15), ATL (16), ItR (7), Buf (9), Ten (10), IJB (345)

184 Evolver NO (15), Hou (4), GB (7), LaC (9), KC (14), Ten (15), Phi (23), LaR (15), Pit (17), Jac (24), Car (13), Buf (9), MP (1), Min (14)

172.5 Pyrrho NO (15), Hou (4), Was (7), Det (11.5), Car (13), ATL (16), LaC (9), Cin (7), Buf (11), Sea (9), Pit (17), Ten (15), GB (7), ItR (2), LaR (11), Min (14)

169 Enchantress NYG (3), Phi (23), Hou (4), Was (7), Den (5), Buf (11), Ten (15), NO (15), ATL (16), IRB (5), Min (23), LaR (15) , Car (11), Jac (12)
167 Doctor X NYG (3), Hou (4), Min (23), MP (9), Was (7), Buf (11), Dal (9), NO (15), Car (13), ItR (7), Sea (9), ATL (16), LaR (15), Ten (10), Jac (12)

159.5 shemp Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), Mia (6), Bal (11.5), LaR (15), MP (1), Pit (17), Buf (11), Phi (23), Car (11), Ten (10), ItR (2), Jac (12)
154.5 Radrick Sea (9), Det (11.5), Was (7), Hou (4), Jac (24), ATL (16), NO (15), Phi (23), LaR (15), Buf (11), ItR (4), Ten (10), MP (1)
153 Anaxagoras NYJ (5), Min (23), Hou (4), Dal (9), Ten (15), NO (15), Car (13), Pit (17), ATL (16), Phi (23), Buf (9)

124 Wildcat Dal (9), Was (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), Mia (6), GB (7), Min (23), MP (1), Pit (17), Car (13), Buf (9), Ten (10), ItR (2)
122 Grammatron Sea (9), Ind (4), Cin (7), Min (23), Chi (5), Dal (9), NO (15), LaC (9), Ten (15), ItR (7), LaR (15)

114.5 gnome Sea (9), GB (7), Hou (4), ATL (16), KC (14), Ten (15), Bal (11.5), Car (13), LaR (11), Min (14)

59.5 Mentat Det (11.5), TB (5), ATL (16), Den (5), Mia (6), Hou (4), Sea (9), MP (1), ItR (2)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Evolverizittrue Tells Evolver and Pyrrho to "Dance!"

--J. "Dance!" D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:27 am

I'll take Charlie Weaver to block.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:56 am

Flats to lose

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Feb 01, 2018 1:38 pm

--J.D.

Evolver · Post by **Evolver** » Thu Feb 01, 2018 10:00 pm

Gronk has cleared the concussion protocol.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Feb 01, 2018 11:37 pm

--J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:01 am

The "squares" guy has prowled the office and has cornered quite a few "marks."

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:58 am

Link: https://twitter.com/MiltTheStiIt/status/959219536024276992

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:13 am

Sadly, I would have gotten all of those. I would have expected something like "who held the record for most balls dropped by a Green Bay punter in 1969" or "who impregnated the most cheerleaders during the commercial break in Super Bowl 31."

The answer, of course, to both is Your M . . . no . . . wait . . . here is something shiny!

--J. "No Nightshades!" D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:50 pm

It’s time for the jinx to weigh in. I think eagles played exceptionally well against the Viqueens, but it seems the Patriots know how to win and have been to the big dance before. So I will have to go with the eagles. Sorry Doc X but I may have just jinxed your team.

gnome · Post by **gnome** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 5:32 pm

Is there a picks grid? I can only find the last one.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:11 pm

Doctor X wrote:Sadly, I would have gotten all of those. I would have expected something like "who held the record for most balls dropped by a Green Bay punter in 1969" or "who impregnated the most cheerleaders during the commercial break in Super Bowl 31."

The answer, of course, to both is Your M . . . no . . . wait . . . here is something shiny!

--J. "No Nightshades!" D.

A few of those questions were almost "give me's" to anyone who has ever watched a football game. Impressive that they found 3 people who never saw one game.

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Fri Feb 02, 2018 8:38 pm

Interesting article for those who like the game of football. Player Tribune has some very great contribution from all the major sports as well. Highly recommend.

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/von-m ... -patriots/

Hold up, hold up … we might have to change the title of this article. It’s a little misleading. Maybe we should go back and just call it Football 101. Is it too late for that? Because to beat the Patriots, you gotta do the little things right. And more than anything, you just gotta keep it simple.

When we play the Patriots, this is the game plan:

Sack Tom Brady.

That’s it.

End of article.

We good here?

Nah, nah … there’s more to it than that, of course. But let’s start there because when you play the Patriots, getting to Tom Brady is where everything starts.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:45 pm

Nerds, Gram, they are nerds.

--J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Feb 03, 2018 3:27 pm

Indeed.

Getting to Tom Brady is like trying to beat King Koopa in the final stage on Super Mario Bros.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:39 am

--J.D.

shemp · Post by **shemp** » Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:25 am

Hey! I do not shelve shit! I keep it in a safe!

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:04 pm

--J.D.