The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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She just really, really, loves you she does:

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unless you . . . disappoint her.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:46 am

:Waaaah: Week Two Pickies:
*NFL Schedule

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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:bricks: Week 2 Standings:

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:30 am

Steers & Queers in week 3 :D
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:09 am

You are wise.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Bungholes to lose

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by gnome » Tue Sep 19, 2017 7:12 pm

Houston to have a problem...
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Sep 20, 2017 10:37 am

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Mentat » Wed Sep 20, 2017 1:27 pm

Lions to lose in week 3.

The Plan: Week 3
Spoiler:
Week: 1
Pick: Chiefs [Pick Discarded]
Owned Teams:

Week Score: 0

Week: 2
Pick: Packers [Pick Aqcuired]
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Week: 3
Pick: Lions
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Lions [2], Packers [2],
Projected Week Score: 4

Week: 4
Pick: Broncos
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Broncos [3], Lions [3], Packers [3],
Projected Week Score: 9

Week: 5
Pick: Buccaneers
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Buccaneers [2], Broncos [3], Lions [4], Packers [3],
Projected Week Score: 12

Week: 6
Pick: Steelers
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Buccaneers [3], Broncos [4], Lions [5], Packers [4], Steelers [5],
Projected Week Score: 21

Week: 7
Pick: Raiders
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Broncos [5], Buccaneers [4], Raiders [6], Lions [5], Packers [5], Steelers [6],
Projected Week Score: 31

Week: 8
Pick: Redskins
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Broncos [5], Buccaneers [5], Raiders [7], Lions [5], Redskins [2], Packers [5], Steelers [7],
Projected Week Score: 36

Week: 9
Pick: Cowboys
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Broncos [6], Buccaneers [6], Raiders [8], Lions [5], Redskins [2], Cowboys [6], Packers [6], Steelers [7],
Projected Week Score: 46

Week: 10
Pick: Falcons
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Broncos [6], Falcons [7], Buccaneers [7], Raiders [8], Lions [6], Redskins [3], Cowboys [7], Packers [7], Steelers [8],
Projected Week Score: 59

Week: 11
Pick: Giants
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [6], Broncos [7], Falcons [8], Buccaneers [7], Raiders [8], Lions [7], Redskins [4], Cowboys [8], Packers [8], Steelers [9],
Projected Week Score: 72

Week: 12
Pick: Dolphins
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [7], Broncos [7], Falcons [9], Buccaneers [7], Raiders [9], Lions [8], Redskins [4], Cowboys [9], Dolphins [8], Packers [8], Steelers [10],
Projected Week Score: 86

Week: 13
Pick: Eagles
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [7], Broncos [8], Falcons [10], Buccaneers [7], Raiders [10], Lions [9], Redskins [4], Cowboys [10], Eagles [7], Dolphins [8], Packers [9], Steelers [11],
Projected Week Score: 100

Week: 14
Pick: Ravens
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [7], Broncos [9], Ravens [5], Falcons [11], Buccaneers [7], Raiders [10], Lions [10], Redskins [5], Cowboys [11], Eagles [8], Dolphins [8], Packers [10], Steelers [12],
Projected Week Score: 113

Week: 15
Pick: Cardinals
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [8], Broncos [10], Ravens [6], Falcons [12], Buccaneers [7], Cardinals [6], Raiders [10], Lions [11], Redskins [6], Cowboys [12], Eagles [8], Dolphins [9], Packers [11], Steelers [12],
Projected Week Score: 128

Week: 16
Pick: Seahawks
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [9], Broncos [11], Ravens [7], Falcons [13], Buccaneers [8], Seahawks [11], Cardinals [6], Raiders [11], Lions [12], Redskins [6], Cowboys [13], Eagles [8], Dolphins [9], Packers [12], Steelers [13],
Projected Week Score: 149

Week: 17
Pick: Panthers
Owned Teams:
Packers [1],
Week Score: 1

Projected Owned Teams:
Giants [10], Broncos [11], Ravens [8], Falcons [14], Buccaneers [9], Seahawks [12], Cardinals [6], Raiders [12], Lions [12], Redskins [6], Cowboys [14], Eagles [8], Dolphins [10], Panthers [7], Packers [13], Steelers [14],
Projected Week Score: 166
Predictions: Week 3
Spoiler:
Week: 3
Rams vs 49ers
Predicted winner: Rams

Ravens vs Jaguars
Predicted winner: Ravens

Colts vs Browns
Predicted winner: Colts

Giants vs Eagles
Predicted winner: Giants

Dolphins vs Jets
Predicted winner: Dolphins

Broncos vs Bills
Predicted winner: Broncos

Panthers vs Saints
Predicted winner: Panthers

Steelers vs Bears
Predicted winner: Steelers

Falcons vs Lions
Predicted winner: Falcons

Buccaneers vs Vikings
Predicted winner: Buccaneers

Patriots vs Texans
Predicted winner: Patriots

Seahawks vs Titans
Predicted winner: Seahawks

Packers vs Bengals
Predicted winner: Packers

Chiefs vs Chargers
Predicted winner: Chiefs

Raiders vs Redskins
Predicted winner: Raiders

Cowboys vs Cardinals
Predicted winner: Cowboys
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:47 am

Brian Hoyer Joe Montana you are not.

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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Sep 22, 2017 3:55 am

What's up with the new uniforms?
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Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:36 am

"Color rush!"

Makes you want to run out and drop a couple hundred . . . thousand? Million? [Stop it!--Ed.] on them, right?

I like how the announcer tried to say that this, unlike the previous Thursday night games, were "exciting."

The defenses sucked and the play sucked so everyone scored.

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Post by Grammatron » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:19 am

It's ok, offense wins games.

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Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:21 am

Do not tell Marshall Faulk that. . . .


. . . too soon?

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: The NFL "Sorry to Make You Cry" Challenge XIII

Post by Doctor X » Fri Sep 22, 2017 7:48 am

Interesting. I and a person who plays this game have discussed some of these oddities.

It did show the lowest possible score did happened.

--J.D.

P.S. And as commentators note, tonight's game was a "Scorigami": 41-39 :hyper:
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