Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Dec 13, 2018 11:07 am

Pissburgh Squealers
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:17 pm

Supper chiggers to lose tonight.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:33 pm

Cowgirls

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Evolver » Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:54 pm

Chiggers again
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:35 am

Absolutely goddamn motherfucking unreal! Fucking idiot goes for two and gets it! Jesus H. MOTHERFUCKING Christ on a flaming pogo stick!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Dec 14, 2018 10:14 am

I'm not having a good season this year. Oh well
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:21 pm

Said every Pissburgh/Flats/Horse-Shit-Eating-Eaglettes/Queefs/Failcon fan.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Fri Dec 14, 2018 9:49 pm

Well I watched the game while Kc was wining by 7. Few minutes later they lose. I jinxed myself again fuk.
I haz mulligan. ( never take them home) Miami to lose to viqueens
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Fri Dec 14, 2018 11:52 pm

I've done some math and...

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...so give me the Aint's. Go Panthers!

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 15, 2018 6:35 am

:Waaaah: Week Fifteen Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Evolver Chiggers :Waaaah:
Anaxagoras Chiggers :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Squealers :Waaaah:
Pyrrho the Profound Squealers :Waaaah:
gnome the ginormous giz guzzler Flats :D
Enchantress the Excrement Eater Flats :D
izittrue Fish :D
Radrickthe Radical Squealers :Waaaah:
Wildcat Tits :Waaaah:
Grammatron Cowgirls :D
shemp Chiggers :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Sun Dec 16, 2018 1:11 am

Changing my pick. Make it the Flats. Give me the Gizz title.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Sun Dec 16, 2018 4:29 am

Browns tried to lose, but Denver wanted to lose more.
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Sun Dec 16, 2018 5:31 pm

Tennessee Tits
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:45 am

Fucking Giants can't maintain their hot streak, and Tennessee suddenly finds out how to play on the road.
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:55 am

:jaded:
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:20 am

I don't know what to believe in anymore.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:49 am

:bricks: Week Sixteen Standings:

87.5 shemp ATL (5), Car (6), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (4), KC (11), Cin (6), Bal (8), LAR (11), Sea (8), Was (6), MP (2), Min (7.5)
87.5 Wildcat ATL (5), Sea (8), Den (6), Min (7.5), Jax (4), Cin (6), GB (5.5), LAR (11), Car (6), Was (6), MP (2), ItR (5), Pit (8.5), Phi (7)

77 Evolver Hou (10), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (4), KC (11), Cin (6), Bal (8), LAR (11), Car (6), Was (6), MP (2)
73 Grammatron Oak (3), LAC (11), Cin (6), GB (5.5), Sea (8), KC (11), Was (6), ItR (5), Min (7.5), MP (2), Dal (8)
72.5 Radrick Hou (10), Car (6), Den (6), Mia (7), Was (6), KC (11), Cin (6), Min (7.5), LAR (11), MP (2)
70 Anaxagoras Car (6), SF (4), Min (7.5), Ind (8), KC (11), Cin (6), Mia (7), Pit (8.5), LAR (11), MP (1)

69.5 gnome ATL (5), Cin (6), Mia (7), Jax (4), KC (11), LAR (11), Car (6), Pit (8.5), MP (2), NE (9)
67.5 Doctor X Oak (3), Den (6), Jax (4), MP (6), KC (11), Cin (6), Min (7.5), LAR (11), Mia (7), Was (6)

59.5 izittrue Dal (8), Den (6), KC (11), Car (6), MP (2), Pit (8.5), LAR (11), Mia (7)

45 Pyrrho Hou (10), Mia (7), KC (11), Bal (8), Sea (8), MP (1)

35 Enchantress ATL (5), Den (6), Sea (8), Cin (6), MP (1), NE (9)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:58 am

Cravens to lose

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Dec 18, 2018 12:56 pm

A point of order, if it please our master of ceremonies--I changed my pick to the Pats on Saturday. May I request a slight adjustment to the standings? Indeed, I could not have picked the Squealers as I already have them.

Thank you.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:01 pm

No problem, I misread it.

You agreeing to guzzle giz is, well, routine.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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