Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:36 pm

Not. . . .

--J.D.
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:18 pm

A submission as we approach playoffs--list of past winners and winning scores.
SorryScores.PNG
Some notables:

Most wins: Evolver, Doctor X, and Mordread tied at 2.

Biggest win: Evolver in 2015 with 274 points.

If I had compiled everything I'd give a scoreboard of most points per year average, but I didn't.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:57 pm

I/We added some more "Bonus System Time Points" and the totals will be dependent upon how many wins the teams get. I leave that to a math head.

I go back and forth between considering a high score with the most or fewest teams as being the most impressive. Clearly, a player who seems to always pick up a team does better than someone who just so happens to get the Division leaders, et cetera.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:50 am



--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:12 am

Browns
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:30 am

Squealers
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:24 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:01 pm

Steers and Queers for me, please.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Thu Dec 20, 2018 3:21 pm

Houston to lose. Are they steers and queers?
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Thu Dec 20, 2018 8:28 pm

Ask the late R. Lee Ermey.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Dec 21, 2018 2:34 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Dec 21, 2018 11:08 pm

That'll be my pick too, steers & queers.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:39 am

:Waaaah: Week Sixteen Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
Evolver Pissburgh :D
Anaxagoras Steers 'n Queers :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence Crows :Waaaah:
Pyrrho Shits :Waaaah:
gnome Steers 'n Queers :D
Enchantress Ain'ts :Waaaah:
izittrue Steers 'n Queers :D
Radrick the Traitor Pissburgh :D
Wildcat Crows :Waaaah:
Grammatron Crows :Waaaah:
shemp Pissburgh :D
*NFL Schedule

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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Evolver » Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:52 pm

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Dec 23, 2018 12:30 am



--J. "Eat a Trillion Dicks!" D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Sun Dec 23, 2018 3:48 pm

Fucking chiggers.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Dec 23, 2018 6:16 pm

Missed it.

Big Game is On!

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Dec 23, 2018 6:19 pm

Ah.

Fuck.

In the rain.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:02 pm

At least the Pats beat the Swills...
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:12 am

:bricks: Current Week Seveneen Standings:

103 shemp ATL (6), Car (6), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (11), Cin (6), Bal (9), LAR (12), Sea (9), Was (7), MP (2), Min (8.5), Pit (8.5)

95.5 Wildcat ATL (6), Sea (9), Den (6), Min (8.5), Jax (5), Cin (6), GB (6.5), LAR (12), Car (6), Was (7), MP (2), ItR (5), Pit (8.5), Phi (8)

89.5 Evolver Hou (10), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (11), Cin (6), Bal (9), LAR (12), Car (6), Was (7), MP (2), Pit (8.5)
84 Radrick Hou (10), Car (6), Den (6), Mia (7), Was (7), KC (11), Cin (6), Min (8.5), LAR (12), MP (2), Pit (8.5)
83.5 gnome ATL (6), Cin (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (11), LAR (12), Car (6), Pit (8.5), MP (2), NE (10), Hou (10)
83 Anaxagoras Car (6), SF (4), Min (8.5), Ind (9), KC (11), Cin (6), Mia (7), Pit (8.5), LAR (12), MP (1), Hou (10)

79 Grammatron Oak (4), LAC (11), Cin (6), GB (6.5), Sea (9), KC (11), Was (7), ItR (5), Min (8.5), MP (2), Dal (9)
72.5 Doctor X Oak (4), Den (6), Jax (5), MP (6), KC (11), Cin (6), Min (8.5), LAR (12), Mia (7), Was (7)
71.5 izittrue Dal (9), Den (6), KC (11), Car (6), MP (2), Pit (8.5), LAR (12), Mia (7), Hou (10)

47 Pyrrho Hou (10), Mia (7), KC (11), Bal (9), Sea (9), MP (1)

38 Enchantress ATL (6), Den (6), Sea (9), Cin (6), MP (1), NE (10)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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