Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:31 am

:bricks: Wild Card Standings:

136 shemp ATL (6), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (16), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (17), Sea (12), Was (7), MP (2), Min (11), Pit (12), ItR (8)

132.5 Wildcat ATL (6), Sea (12), Den (6), Min (11), Jax (5), Cin (6), GB (6.5), LAR (17), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), ItR (11), Pit (12), Phi (15), Mia (7)

126 Anaxagoras Car (7), SF (4), Min (11), Ind (16), KC (16), Cin (6), Mia (7), Pit (12), LAR (17), MP (1), Hou (15), ItR (4), Bal (10)
122 Evolver Hou (15), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (16), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (17), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (6)

114 Radrick Hou (15), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Was (7), KC (16), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (17), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (8)
112 gnome ATL (6), Cin (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (16), LAR (17), Car (7), Pit (12), MP (2), NE (15), Hou (15), ItR (4)

104 izittrue Dal (18), Den (6), KC (16), Car (7), MP (2), Pit (12), LAR (17), Mia (7), Hou (15), ItR (4)
103.5 Grammatron Oak (4), LAR (14), Cin (6), GB (6.5), Sea (12), KC (16), Was (7), ItR (7), Min (11), MP (2), Dal (18)

91 Doctor X Oak (4), Den (6), Jax (5), MP (6), KC (16), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (17), Mia (7), Was (7), ItR (6)

67 Pyrrho Hou (15), Mia (7), KC (16), Bal (14), Sea (12), MP (1), ItR (2)

50 Enchantress ATL (6), Den (6), Sea (12), Cin (6), MP (1), NE (15), ItR (4)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:45 pm

I should get 10 points for my pick this week. The crows. Thanks.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:59 pm

Still working on it.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:23 pm

OK, got.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:54 pm

I'm still too upset to make a pick. If someone happens to run Cody Parkey through a wood chipper and feed him to the alewives in Lake Michigan I hope the police wouldn't spend much time looking for the killer.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:34 pm

Like Bill Buckner and Steve Bartman, Da Bears lost the game without him.

They apparently went to the same school Andy Reid and Dan Quinn went to learn to tell time.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 07, 2019 11:35 pm

Apparently a defender got a finger on it.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by WildCat » Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:19 am

Doctor X wrote:
Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:34 pm
Like Bill Buckner and Steve Bartman, Da Bears lost the game without him.

They apparently went to the same school Andy Reid and Dan Quinn went to learn to tell time.

--J.D.
I don't have issues with the clock management, they got the ball back with a timeout and 50 seconds or so. They drove down to well within FG range.

I always had the feeling this team was more like the '84 Bears than the '85 Bears, the defense is there but the offense isn't quite ready. Eagles are a good team, the defending champions. Next year the offense won't be learning a new system, and hopefully get another WR either in free agency or the draft. I can't really complain about a 12 win season after winning just 5 last year. The Vikings are stuck with Cousins and his salary, GB is in disarray, and Detroit is Detroit. Bears will win the division again next year barring unforeseen injuries.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:25 am

WildCat wrote:
Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:19 am
I don't have issues with the clock management, . . .
You should. They knew their kicker had "issues" at that distance. Because they mismanaged the clock they spiked the ball at the wrong time, basically threw the ball away on a desperate "at least an incomplete stops the clock" rather than gain some yards, and ended up with a long FG with a kicker who has a poor record with such.

They started with plenty of time. They mismanaged it.

They also had plenty of other opportunities, but we always focus on "The One Play."
Bears will win the division again next year barring unforeseen injuries.
Then they may earn the right to lose to the Patriots.

:D

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:00 am

Meanwhile:



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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by shemp » Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:08 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:21 am

I'll try Eaglettes again

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:26 pm

There is some regret that "Sexy Rexy" has yet to coach for the Dolphins.

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"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by gnome » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:52 pm

Chiggers please.
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Post by Evolver » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:17 am

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:49 am

Eaglettes here
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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