Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Cameron Jordan's t-shirt at the Pro-Bowl.

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Clearly congress needs to get involved. :)
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Well, to take that serious, as MLB discovered with steroids, do not give the criminals the excuse to act bipartisan in their Righteous Indignation against you.

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Spanking material for Doctor X

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I prefer the Japanese Butt-Fumbling Original:



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But seriously, it's a very cool breakdown.
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The prospective buyer of the Patriots intended to move the team to St. Louis which was such an NFL city it lost its team to Arizona. Due to some interesting legal maneuvering, Bob Kraft prevented this and eventually succeeded in buying the team. In the meantime, St. Louis brought in the Rams from Los Angeles. In an odd sense of irony, few, if any, took the Rams seriously in Los Angeles: "the Lambs." Most were Oakland and Niners fans, the latter because of Montana. Al "Brains!" Davis in a collective "because fuck you" moved Raiders to Los Angeles over the objections of both Oakland and the NFL.

So Los Angeles had, for a bit, two teams.

Then they had none.

Neither team won in Los Angeles.
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It was more complicated than that for the Rams and their popularity.

Fans can't control when team is run by idiots or when they move. Yet people flock to success in sports. If Rams win they will certainly gain a dedicated foundation ready to see them in a brand new, world class stadium. If Rams lose, they still would have proven to be a serious football team in the league and gain a large fan base, although certainly not as large as they would gain from winning the Super Bowl.
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We ["We?"--Ed.] decry "bandwagon fans," but it is hard to spend the emotional and financial capital to follow a team whose ownership gives not a shit about winning: see the Clippers under the Cunt. Same with the Yawkey Red Sox. Sure, there are "dedicated fans," and in some masochistic way, some like to believe that "one day," triumph will come despite those obstacles.

Nevertheless, it is no coincidence that the Red Sox, Patriots, and yes the St. Louis Rams, did not win until they got competent ownership. Unfortunately for the Rams, their principle owner died. It also helps when you have had A History which makes believing in the "one day" fantasy easier: see Cowboys, Steelers [Stop that.--Ed.], and even Niners fans.

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Is not Mark Walberg a little too old to play Brady?

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Doctor X wrote: Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:10 am Is not Mark Walberg a little too old to play Brady?

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They have someone with a soul playing Belichick.
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That is just wrong.

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That is just wrong.

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Guillermo interviewing Brady and Belichick. Priceless.
I have only the Patriots to pick for the loss. Which means another NE victory.
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Why everyone hates the Patriots
If you don’t pay much attention to sports, you might not know that as of 2019, the Patriots are frankly astonishing. During the era of head coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady, who both joined the team in 2000, the Patriots have gone to the Super Bowl nine times; 2019 marks their third consecutive Super Bowl. They’ve won 16 division titles, made it to the AFC championships for the last eight years in a row, and, since 2001, have never had a losing season.

Yet compared to other uncontested sports dynasties — for example, the era of Michael Jordan’s Chicago Bulls — the Patriots’ longstanding dominance over the NFL hasn’t exactly inspired nationwide support and pride. Quite the opposite, in fact: hate, or at least deep resentment, over the Patriots’ success has become so common that Patriots fans, and even the Patriots themselves, have started embracing the hate as a badge of honor.
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Need to have an episode about Francis's beard.
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:Waaaah: Super Bowl Pickies:
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Did I miss Gram's pick?

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Pyrrho wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:05 pm
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But what about those whose first name is "Ram"?
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They get to sit next to Francis.
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Fuggit. I am changing my pick to the Rams to lose. That way Anax wins instead of ties if I'm wrong. More sporting.
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In the spirit of sportsmanship, I'd like to wish good luck to the Rams and their fans.




Nah, just kidding, fuck the Rams, GO PATS!!!
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Ok well fuck that call
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What?

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A game only a defensive coordinator could love. The entire defense should get the MVP.
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Where were they last year?

Notice when the Pats were killing clock and in FG range to potentially ice the game, he did not drop back ten to get sacked.

Gostowski. . . .

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Goodell can still eat a ton of dicks and die.
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Pats again??

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
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Lowest scoring Superbowl ever. Gotta credit the Pats' defense.
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I think the most important thing we can take from this season is that both Julian Edelman and Craig Kimbrel are badly in need of a shave.
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Francis may be the only one with a bigger beard.

Now able to process this I do not know what is going on: "Nothing is real!" All jokes aside, I did not think the team had "it" this year. There were some improvements in defense but not that much. Then they blew games against weak teams, not to mention the "should we tackle this guy?" debacle in Miami which tossed home field advantage.

I thought they should beat the Chargers, but it would be tough since the Chargers were playing better . . . and the game was over before the half. I thought they would probably lose to Kansas City--IN KANSAS!!1!! https://beta-static.photobucket.com/ima ... ingout.gif--and they dominated them . . . until the third quarter.

So, EVERYONE expected a higher scoring game. Both teams scoring 20+. Various honks and homers would predict 40-31 or 31-24 either Pats or Rams. Hence my frustration as the Pats shot themselves in their feet repeatedly: the Rams will start to score and you cannot.

At one point, when the Pats finally made it 10-3, I joked I would be happy if they just made it 13-3.

The Pats just held a High Scoring Offense to less points than the Infamous Standard Against Which All Defenses are Measure Da Bears held the Tony "I Tore My Vagina!" Eason-led Pats.

Weird.

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:bricks: Conference Championship Standings:

199 gnome ATL (6), Cin (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), LAR (31), Car (7), Pit (12), MP (2), NE (45), Hou (15), ItR (4), LAC (13), NO (14), RRB (10)

170 Anaxagoras Car (7), SF (4), Min (11), Ind (16), KC (22), Cin (6), Mia (7), Pit (12), LAR (31), MP (1), Hou (15), ItR (4), Bal (10), Phi (10), NO (14)

167 Evolver Hou (15), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (31), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (6), LAC (13), NO (14)
167 shemp ATL (6), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (31), Sea (12), Was (7), MP (2), Min (11), Pit (12), ItR (8), Dal (11)

155.5 Wildcat ATL (6), Sea (12), Den (6), Min (11), Jax (5), Cin (6), GB (6.5), LAR (31), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), ItR (11), Pit (12), Phi (15), Mia (7), Ind (11)
151 Doctor X Oak (4), Den (6), Jax (5), MP (16), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (31), Mia (7), Was (7), ItR (6), Phi (10), NO (14), DSB (6)

147 Radrick Hou (15), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Was (7), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (31), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (8), LAC (13)

137.5 Grammatron Oak (4), LAC (18), Cin (6), GB (6.5), Sea (12), KC (22), Was (7), ItR (7), Min (11), MP (2), Dal (18), Phi (10), NO (14)
135 izittrue Dal (18), Den (6), KC (22), Car (7), MP (2), Pit (12), LAR (31), Mia (7), Hou (15), ItR (4), Ind (11)

106 Enchantress ATL (6), Den (6), Sea (12), Cin (6), MP (1), NE (45), ItR (4), LAC (13), KC (13)

87 Pyrrho Hou (15), Mia (7), KC (22), Bal (14), Sea (12), MP (1), ItR (2), NO (14)


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‘No God, Please Not Now,’ Yells Rapidly Aging Tom Brady As Old Crone’s Spell Begins To Wear Off During Super Bowl
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ATLANTA—Begging for mercy while watching his arms wither and skin wrinkle, a rapidly aging Tom Brady cried out for an old crone Sunday as her spell began to wear off in the middle of Super Bowl LIII. “Please, wicked conjurer of misfortune, don’t do this to me now, all I ask is for another quarter of precious youth,” said the New England Patriots quarterback as his muscle mass quickly depleted, his bones grew brittle, and his hair turned a ghostly white before falling out in clumps. “This can’t be happening! You miserable hag, you promised me two more MVP seasons. After all I did for you! The talisman! You told me the blessing was eternal. You promised me youth, immortality! You promised!” At press time, a 141-year-old Brady informed Patriots management of his intentions to continue playing in the 2019 season.

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I go on Twitter to find out who won and what's trending? Adam Levine's nipples.