Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:46 pm

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:37 am

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Cameron Jordan's t-shirt at the Pro-Bowl.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 28, 2019 10:10 am

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:25 pm

Clearly congress needs to get involved. :)
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:40 pm

Well, to take that serious, as MLB discovered with steroids, do not give the criminals the excuse to act bipartisan in their Righteous Indignation against you.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:13 am

Spanking material for Doctor X


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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Wed Jan 30, 2019 3:56 am

I prefer the Japanese Butt-Fumbling Original:



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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Wed Jan 30, 2019 7:13 am

But seriously, it's a very cool breakdown.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:23 am


The prospective buyer of the Patriots intended to move the team to St. Louis which was such an NFL city it lost its team to Arizona. Due to some interesting legal maneuvering, Bob Kraft prevented this and eventually succeeded in buying the team. In the meantime, St. Louis brought in the Rams from Los Angeles. In an odd sense of irony, few, if any, took the Rams seriously in Los Angeles: "the Lambs." Most were Oakland and Niners fans, the latter because of Montana. Al "Brains!" Davis in a collective "because fuck you" moved Raiders to Los Angeles over the objections of both Oakland and the NFL.

So Los Angeles had, for a bit, two teams.

Then they had none.

Neither team won in Los Angeles.
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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:07 am

It was more complicated than that for the Rams and their popularity.

Fans can't control when team is run by idiots or when they move. Yet people flock to success in sports. If Rams win they will certainly gain a dedicated foundation ready to see them in a brand new, world class stadium. If Rams lose, they still would have proven to be a serious football team in the league and gain a large fan base, although certainly not as large as they would gain from winning the Super Bowl.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:08 pm

We ["We?"--Ed.] decry "bandwagon fans," but it is hard to spend the emotional and financial capital to follow a team whose ownership gives not a shit about winning: see the Clippers under the Cunt. Same with the Yawkey Red Sox. Sure, there are "dedicated fans," and in some masochistic way, some like to believe that "one day," triumph will come despite those obstacles.

Nevertheless, it is no coincidence that the Red Sox, Patriots, and yes the St. Louis Rams, did not win until they got competent ownership. Unfortunately for the Rams, their principle owner died. It also helps when you have had A History which makes believing in the "one day" fantasy easier: see Cowboys, Steelers [Stop that.--Ed.], and even Niners fans.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:10 am

Is not Mark Walberg a little too old to play Brady?

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
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"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Grammatron » Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:24 am

Doctor X wrote:
Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:10 am
Is not Mark Walberg a little too old to play Brady?

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They have someone with a soul playing Belichick.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:41 am

That is just wrong.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:41 am

That is just wrong.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by izittrue » Sat Feb 02, 2019 3:03 pm

Guillermo interviewing Brady and Belichick. Priceless.
I have only the Patriots to pick for the loss. Which means another NE victory.
You can send me a virtual scotch DocX.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Feb 02, 2019 5:17 pm

We all do our part for Freedom, izittrue.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:45 pm

https://www.vox.com/culture/2019/2/2/18 ... ontroversy

Why everyone hates the Patriots
If you don’t pay much attention to sports, you might not know that as of 2019, the Patriots are frankly astonishing. During the era of head coach Bill Belichick and quarterback Tom Brady, who both joined the team in 2000, the Patriots have gone to the Super Bowl nine times; 2019 marks their third consecutive Super Bowl. They’ve won 16 division titles, made it to the AFC championships for the last eight years in a row, and, since 2001, have never had a losing season.

Yet compared to other uncontested sports dynasties — for example, the era of Michael Jordan’s Chicago Bulls — the Patriots’ longstanding dominance over the NFL hasn’t exactly inspired nationwide support and pride. Quite the opposite, in fact: hate, or at least deep resentment, over the Patriots’ success has become so common that Patriots fans, and even the Patriots themselves, have started embracing the hate as a badge of honor.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Feb 03, 2019 6:09 am



--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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