Sorry to Make You Cry XIV

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Need to have an episode about Francis's beard.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Did I miss Gram's pick?

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Pyrrho wrote: Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:05 pm
But what about those whose first name is "Ram"?
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They get to sit next to Francis.
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Fuggit. I am changing my pick to the Rams to lose. That way Anax wins instead of ties if I'm wrong. More sporting.
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In the spirit of sportsmanship, I'd like to wish good luck to the Rams and their fans.




Nah, just kidding, fuck the Rams, GO PATS!!!
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Ok well fuck that call
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What?

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A game only a defensive coordinator could love. The entire defense should get the MVP.
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Where were they last year?

Notice when the Pats were killing clock and in FG range to potentially ice the game, he did not drop back ten to get sacked.

Gostowski. . . .

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Goodell can still eat a ton of dicks and die.
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Pats again??

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
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Lowest scoring Superbowl ever. Gotta credit the Pats' defense.
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I think the most important thing we can take from this season is that both Julian Edelman and Craig Kimbrel are badly in need of a shave.
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Francis may be the only one with a bigger beard.

Now able to process this I do not know what is going on: "Nothing is real!" All jokes aside, I did not think the team had "it" this year. There were some improvements in defense but not that much. Then they blew games against weak teams, not to mention the "should we tackle this guy?" debacle in Miami which tossed home field advantage.

I thought they should beat the Chargers, but it would be tough since the Chargers were playing better . . . and the game was over before the half. I thought they would probably lose to Kansas City--IN KANSAS!!1!! Image--and they dominated them . . . until the third quarter.

So, EVERYONE expected a higher scoring game. Both teams scoring 20+. Various honks and homers would predict 40-31 or 31-24 either Pats or Rams. Hence my frustration as the Pats shot themselves in their feet repeatedly: the Rams will start to score and you cannot.

At one point, when the Pats finally made it 10-3, I joked I would be happy if they just made it 13-3.

The Pats just held a High Scoring Offense to less points than the Infamous Standard Against Which All Defenses are Measure Da Bears held the Tony "I Tore My Vagina!" Eason-led Pats.

Weird.

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:bricks: Conference Championship Standings:

199 gnome ATL (6), Cin (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), LAR (31), Car (7), Pit (12), MP (2), NE (45), Hou (15), ItR (4), LAC (13), NO (14), RRB (10)

170 Anaxagoras Car (7), SF (4), Min (11), Ind (16), KC (22), Cin (6), Mia (7), Pit (12), LAR (31), MP (1), Hou (15), ItR (4), Bal (10), Phi (10), NO (14)

167 Evolver Hou (15), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (31), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (6), LAC (13), NO (14)
167 shemp ATL (6), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Jax (5), KC (22), Cin (6), Bal (14), LAR (31), Sea (12), Was (7), MP (2), Min (11), Pit (12), ItR (8), Dal (11)

155.5 Wildcat ATL (6), Sea (12), Den (6), Min (11), Jax (5), Cin (6), GB (6.5), LAR (31), Car (7), Was (7), MP (2), ItR (11), Pit (12), Phi (15), Mia (7), Ind (11)
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147 Radrick Hou (15), Car (7), Den (6), Mia (7), Was (7), KC (22), Cin (6), Min (11), LAR (31), MP (2), Pit (12), ItR (8), LAC (13)

137.5 Grammatron Oak (4), LAC (18), Cin (6), GB (6.5), Sea (12), KC (22), Was (7), ItR (7), Min (11), MP (2), Dal (18), Phi (10), NO (14)
135 izittrue Dal (18), Den (6), KC (22), Car (7), MP (2), Pit (12), LAR (31), Mia (7), Hou (15), ItR (4), Ind (11)

106 Enchantress ATL (6), Den (6), Sea (12), Cin (6), MP (1), NE (45), ItR (4), LAC (13), KC (13)

87 Pyrrho Hou (15), Mia (7), KC (22), Bal (14), Sea (12), MP (1), ItR (2), NO (14)


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‘No God, Please Not Now,’ Yells Rapidly Aging Tom Brady As Old Crone’s Spell Begins To Wear Off During Super Bowl
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ATLANTA—Begging for mercy while watching his arms wither and skin wrinkle, a rapidly aging Tom Brady cried out for an old crone Sunday as her spell began to wear off in the middle of Super Bowl LIII. “Please, wicked conjurer of misfortune, don’t do this to me now, all I ask is for another quarter of precious youth,” said the New England Patriots quarterback as his muscle mass quickly depleted, his bones grew brittle, and his hair turned a ghostly white before falling out in clumps. “This can’t be happening! You miserable hag, you promised me two more MVP seasons. After all I did for you! The talisman! You told me the blessing was eternal. You promised me youth, immortality! You promised!” At press time, a 141-year-old Brady informed Patriots management of his intentions to continue playing in the 2019 season.

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I go on Twitter to find out who won and what's trending? Adam Levine's nipples.
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Were they harder than the Ram's offense?

Hey-ho!

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Pyrrho wrote: Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:26 am I go on Twitter to find out who won and what's trending? Adam Levine's nipples.
I had no idea who he is and what this could possibly mean so I googled it. He is the bare chested guy with all the tattoos who played the halftime show.
The bare-chested moment Sunday had some feminists and Janet Jackson supporters focused on how male and female nipples are treated differently in life, especially on network TV and by the NFL years after Jackson's career was derailed by a split-second halftime reveal.

"Double standard, much?" is how an InStyle headline neatly summed up the issue in the light of day Monday as the media noted how the hate quickly built online. Singer-songwriter Neko Case aptly captured the mood in an F-bomb-infused tweet likening the frontman to a half-nude greased pig.
I mean, arguably they have a point. There is a double standard.
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Thanks to everyone and of course Doctor X for another fun challenge. I always look forward to it.

My pick for next year's theme, the endlessly quotable Boondock Saints.

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gnome wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:28 am Thanks to everyone and of course Doctor X for another fun challenge. I always look forward to it.

...

I’ll catch you on the flip side.
Congratulations, dipshit. :P
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Indeed, thanks Doc, once again it was as frustrating as trying to stick your dick into the non-existent cunt of a tranny whore fun!

And again, note to self: Next year, pick the Pats to lose in Week 2.
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Or week one if they open against Kansas City.

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You're right, that could happen. Week 1 it is then!
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Don't much care about who won, but gawd fuckin' damn 70F in Feb. Somebody paid them weather controlling jooz big big bucks. Truth be told we did have a nice cook out though.
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The Patriots do bring joy to Atlanta, yes.

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Seriously, the damn chamber of commerce could not have asked for better weather.
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gnome wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:28 amMy pick for next year's theme, the endlessly quotable Boondock Saints.

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I’ll catch you on the flip side.
What a fag.

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"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Doctor X wrote: Mon Feb 04, 2019 5:57 pm Were they harder than the Ram's offense?

Hey-ho!

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Thx DocX for doing that thing that you do.
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DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Meanwhile, have to love Saints fandom:

https://store.nola.com/collections/all

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the previous from last year which was the Most Heart Breaking Ending to a Season Ever . . . until this year:

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Apparently The Times Picayune will be republishing these this Sunday.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Wow.



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DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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So how's Francis?
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