Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Boss Paul » Wed Jan 01, 2020 8:43 pm

The Doc just won't get his mind right.

Back sassin' and back slidin' on keepin' up the Grids!

He's complainin' about a provider makin' promises of this an' that and not showin' up. Shouldn't trust the men to be reliable! That's why we have rules!

After all that, he calls the old company and discovers they charge less for faster speeds! We coulda told him if he tells a man what another man promises that man will undercut the price everytime! In less than ten minutes he has internet.

He's in Boss Kean's ditch digging out the grids. He will post:
  • 1. The current scores based on just the wins.
    2. Recalculate all totals using his fingers.
    3. Wait a few hours to listen to you men complain!
    4. Add on the Meanie Points and the In the Rain Points. He, and we, appreciates the men posting which coaches just got their minds made right!
    5. Then add in all of the various playoff bonuses.
    6. Get his dirt the hell off of Boss Shorty's yard!
Get the wax outta your ears!

You call the Captain "Captain!"

And you call the rest of us "Boss," you hear?!

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Captain » Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:37 pm

It's for his own good, Mr. Hunnicutt...got a set a chains here just waitin'
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:24 am

:Waaaah: Week Seventeen Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
gnome Tits :Waaaah:
Evolver Seamen :D
Anaxagoras 69rs :Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence Seamen :D
Pyrrho Seamen :D
Enchantress Seamen :D
izittrue 69rs :Waaaah:
Radrick Seamen :D
Wildcat Seamen :D
Grammatron 69rs :Waaaah:
shemp Tits :Waaaah:
DJ Seamen :D
bcurnutte DeadSkins :D
*NFL Schedule

– J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:30 am

:bricks: Wild Card Standings:


217 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (11), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (11), Cle (6), Sea (13), ItR (7)

203 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (6), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (13), Car (5), Hou (14), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (17), NE (16), Ten (11), Sea (13)

194.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (14), KC (16), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Min (13), ItR (5)

188.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (5), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), Min (13), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (11), Sea (13), ItR (2)
182.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Chi (8)

156.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (13), SF (17), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7), Sea (13)
152.5 Wildcat Min (13), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (16), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (17), SF (17), NO (17), Buf (12), Sea (13)

143.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (16), Min (13), Hou (14), GB (17), SF (17), MP (2), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (11), Sea (13)

135 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4), Sea (13), KC (16), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (14), ItR (7), Min (13), NE (16), Chi (8)

123.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (17), Car (5), MP (2), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (11), Chi (8), Sea (13)
120.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (14), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (17), Min (13), ItR (5), NYJ (7)

109 izittrue NYG (4), Min (13), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (14), GB (17), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)

84 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (13), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 02, 2020 3:59 am

Adding up each individual player. Tomorrow, after everyone has checked, I will add the Bonus Points and the In the Rain Bonus.

For the record, according to the "official" standings, Pissburough and the Lambs were on the "bubble."

The NFL Gods Have No Mercy!
  • 1. Rained on by Week 9: 10 points:
    • Washington – and you had to have Was by Week 9 which no one did!
    2. Rained on before Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 5 points
    • Carolina – already awarded
      Cleveland – fired on December 29!
    3. Rained on on or after Brack Fliday [Monday--Ed.]: 2 points
    • Giants
      Cowboys
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by gnome » Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:08 am

The law Da Rules require me to pick Tennessee.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:18 am

Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Flats 4 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC North Crows 4 X 14 18
AFC South Steers 'n Queers 4 2 11 17
AFC West Queefs 4 X 12 16
NFC East Eaglettes 4 :Waaaah: 9 13
NFC North Fudge Packers 4 X 13 17
NFC South Faints 4 :Waaaah: 13 17
NFC West 69rs 4 X 13 17
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Swills 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC II Tits 2 2 10 14
NFC I Seamen 2 2 12 16
NFC II ViQueens 2 2 11 15
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Squeelers 2.5 8 10.5
NFC Loser Lambs 2.5 9 11.5
– J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by WildCat » Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:51 am

Eaglettes
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 04, 2020 6:08 am

:Waaaah: Wild Card Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
gnome Tits :Waaaah:
Evolver Eaglettes :D
Anaxagoras アホ Flats :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence Eaglettes :D
Pyrrho ViQueens :Waaaah:
Enchantress Faints :D
izittrue Tits :Waaaah:
Radrick :woowoo: :?
Wildcat Eaglettes :D
Grammatron Tits :Waaaah:
shemp Tits :Waaaah:
DJ Eaglettes :D
bcurnutte :? :Waaaah:
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Jan 04, 2020 1:35 pm

I'll go for the Foxborough Flats.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by izittrue » Sat Jan 04, 2020 2:56 pm

Tennessee tits
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Grammatron » Sat Jan 04, 2020 8:28 pm

Tits to lose

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:04 am

Well, it's been some good football so far today. The Bills/Texas game was fun to watch.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by gnome » Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:13 am

Come on Pats--one stinking point. Two minutes. You can do eet!
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by gnome » Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:20 am

Holy fuck!

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
--Soldier, TF2

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by DJ » Sun Jan 05, 2020 4:25 am

Fuck

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Doctor X » Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:36 am

It is not like they had a 16 point lead and coughed it up or anything.

Or butt-fumbled.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:13 pm

I was too drunk stunned last night to say anything.

DAFUQ??? JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!!! IS THERE NOBODY WHO CAN CATCH THE FUCKING BALL??? FOR ONCE, THE OFFENSIVE LINE GAVE BRADY TIME TO THROW, BUT EVERYBODY HAD FUCKING HANDS OF STONE!!! AND CAN YOU NOT FIND SOMEBODY WHO CAN GET THE FUCKING BALL IN FROM FIRST AND GOAL AT THE FUCKING ONE??? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by shemp » Sun Jan 05, 2020 2:18 pm

And so the Jarrett Stidham era begins.




































What?

















































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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:54 pm

On Planet X everybody gets the fucking ball in from first and goal at the fucking one.
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