Sorry to Make You Cry XV

Never agree to 3 points on top of the vig.
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Pyrrho wrote: Sun Jan 05, 2020 3:54 pm On Planet X everybody gets the fucking ball in from first and goal at the fucking one.
Damn fucking right they do! Because if they don't they get drawn and quartered!
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Hmm perhaps I jinxed them.
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It's all your fault your fucking bastard!
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Oh well the Viqueens won.
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Yeah I guess the Pats shouldn't have to be the only 3 seed to lose. Misery loves company.
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Welcome to Cleveland!
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Patriots fans have been spoiled by success for a while now. Welcome to how the other half lives. Most NFL seasons for most teams most of the time end in bitter disappointment one way or another.
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Well I don't know what to believe in anymore. :(
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Anaxagoras wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 1:30 am Patriots fans have been spoiled by success for a while now. Welcome to how the other half lives. Most NFL seasons for most teams most of the time end in bitter disappointment one way or another.
I know how the other half lives. I've been a Pats fan for over 50 years. I suffered through the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s. You don't know what suffering is until you've watched Scott Zolak at QB.
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Or heard him comment.

Though you seem to have forgotten Tony Eason.

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Anyway...69ers
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Doctor X wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:16 am Or heard him comment.

Though you seem to have forgotten Tony Eason.

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...or the Sullivan family. :oldman:
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Doctor X wrote: Mon Jan 06, 2020 7:16 am Or heard him comment.

Though you seem to have forgotten Tony Eason.

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Ah, the Tony Eason era...

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Re: Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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And the pancakes, and the dragon, and you....

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I'm picking the Seamen this week.
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Fudge Packers
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I’m pretty sure that I don’t understand the rules completely. Sure, I can read, but I have a tbi that makes some things a little more difficult to understand.

I think that I can only select the ravens to lose since they are the only ones that I don’t have, but I read about being able to still take a team in the playoffs, but as I mentioned, I’m confused 😐

So, I’ll take ‘em if I have to. Otherwise, I’d like the Tits.

Sorry for the overlong explanation :)
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DJ wrote: Tue Jan 07, 2020 7:11 pm I’m pretty sure that I don’t understand the rules completely. Sure, I can read, but I have a tbi that makes some things a little more difficult to understand.

I think that I can only select the ravens to lose since they are the only ones that I don’t have, but I read about being able to still take a team in the playoffs, but as I mentioned, I’m confused 😐

So, I’ll take ‘em if I have to. Otherwise, I’d like the Tits.

Sorry for the overlong explanation :)
If the Blackbirds are the only team left that you don't already have, then you just have to pick them until they lose.

Once you own all remaining teams, if that happens, then you will have a choice between taking an automatic 6 points or gambling by making a pick, in which case you either get 10 if you pick right or 0.
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Tennessee again.

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Yeah, I have every remaining team but the Tennessee Tits, so I'll take the Tits for the third fucking time in four weeks.
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Ravens it is :D
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:bricks: Wild Card Standings:


235 Doctor X Pit (10.5), MP (12), Bal (18), Buf (12), Dal (8), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (15), SF (17), Hou (17), GB (17), Oak (7), NO (17), Ten (14), Cle (6), Sea (13), ItR (7), Phi (9)

221 Evolver Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), KC (16), Min (15), Car (5), Hou (17), Dal (8), ItR (7), SF (17), NE (16), Ten (14), Sea (13), Phi (9)

203.5 Radrick Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), MP (6), Dal (8), Chi (8), NE (16), SF (17), Hou (17), GB (17), Min (15), Buf (12), Ind (7), Ten (14), Sea (13), ItR (2), DB (6)

199.5 gnome Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (7), Cle (6), Hou (17), KC (16), NE (16), Phi (13), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Min (15), ItR (5)

187.5 shemp Pit (10.5), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Det (3.5), Oak (7), KC (16), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (17), SF (17), Sea (13), Chi (8)

164.5 Enchantress Bal (18), Dal (8), MP (5), LAR (11.5), Chi (8), Car (5), Min (15), SF (17), Hou (17), GB (17), ItR (7), Buf (12), Ind (7), Sea (13), NO (13)
163.5 Wildcat Min (15), Bal (18), MP (4), LAR (11.5), KC (16), Jax (6), Chi (8), GB (17), SF (17), NO (17), Buf (12), Sea (13), Phi (9)
161.5 DJ Pit (10.5), LAC (5), KC (16), Min (15), Hou (17), GB (17), SF (17), MP (3), NO (17), Chi (8), Ten (14), Sea (13), Phi (9)

140 Grammatron Car (5), Oak (7), Bal (18), MP (4), Sea (13), KC (16), Jax (6), Dal (8), Hou (17), ItR (7), Min (15), NE (16), Chi (8)

137.5 Anaxagoras Cin (2), NO (17), Bal (18), Buf (12), MP (5), Hou (17), Car (5), Az (5.5), GB (17), Min (15), ItR (5), NYJ (7), NE (12)

127.5 Pyrrho Pit (10.5), Cle (6), Buf (12), GB (17), Car (5), MP (3), Phi (13), Dal (8), ItR (12), Ten (14), Chi (8), Sea (13)

114 izittrue NYG (4), Min (15), LAR (11.5), Phi (13), Az (5.5), Car (5), Hou (17), GB (17), ItR (5), MP (1), Chi (8), Buf (12), ItR (2)

86 bcurnutte NYJ (7), Cle (6), Phi (13), Mia (5), TB (7), MP (3), LAC (5), Dal (8), Ind (7), Min (15), Was (3), ItR (7)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .



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I should have NE.
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わかった、冗談ねー。

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Tits
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:Waaaah: Current Divisional Round Pickies:
LoserTeamResult
gnome Tits :Waaaah:
Evolver Fudge Packers :Waaaah:
Anaxagoras Seamen :D
His Humble MagNIfIcence :woowoo: :D
Pyrrho Tits :Waaaah:
Enchantress Tits :Waaaah:
izittrue Tits :Waaaah:
Radrick Tits :Waaaah:
Wildcat Tits :Waaaah:
Grammatron Tits :Waaaah:
shemp Tits :Waaaah:
DJ Crows :D
bcurnutte :? :Waaaah:
*NFL Schedule

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Tits to lose
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Losing Tits.
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I'm taking the Tits by default.
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:jaded:
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How 'bout them Titans so far?

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Holy moly the Titans are going to win this thing. :o
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Now with two minutes less, the Patriots were down 28-3, so it is not like it is over.

Evidences:

https://external-preview.redd.it/dcvkHx ... aeaff0247a

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This guy Henry is just murdering them.
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Maybe Ravens fans should check to see if there is a Star Trek marathon?

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Doctor X wrote: Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:31 am Now with two minutes less, the Patriots were down 28-3, so it is not like it is over.
True, but I got a feeling that that won't happen today. That last interception just made it even more lopsided.
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And that's that.
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Didn't see that coming.
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Division Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC East Flats 4 :Waaaah: 12 16
AFC North Crows 4 X :Waaaah: 14 18
AFC South Steers 'n Queers 4 2 :Waaaah: 11 17
AFC West Queefs 4 X 5 13 22
NFC East Eaglettes 4 :Waaaah: 9 13
NFC North Fudge Packers 4 X 5 14 23
NFC South Faints 4 :Waaaah: 13 17
NFC West 69rs 4 X 5 14 23
Wild Card Winners Team Bonus WC Division Conference Wins TOTAL
AFC I Swills 2 :Waaaah: 10 12
AFC II Tits 2 2 5 11 20
NFC I Seamen 2 2 :Waaaah: 12 16
NFC II ViQueens 2 2 :Waaaah: 11 15
Conference Loser Team Points Wins TOTAL
AFC Loser Squeelers 2.5 8 10.5
NFC Loser Lambs 2.5 9 11.5