Sorry to Make You Cry XV

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Cravens to lose

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Chargers to lose

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Jesus fuck! How is it so few teams are good at football in the NFL?

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Looks like Antonio Brown's Patriot career ends after 1 game.
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Hmm, curious.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/american-football/49777151

Pressure from sponsors maybe. (my guess) The Gillette logo on his uniform made me think that might be it. There's a Nike logo too.

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I don't think that it was his on-the-field performance.



They met at "Bible study" of all things. Also, she's suing him, but I'm not aware of criminal procedures.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49659755

Here's what Brown says in his defense:
What has Mr Brown said?
Through a lawyer, Mr Brown said that he was first approached by Ms Taylor in 2017, after he signed a contract making him the highest paid wide receiver in the NFL.
He said that Ms Taylor asked him to invest $1.6m (£1.3m) in a "business project" and later cut off contact with him after he refused. She "resurfaced" in 2018 with an offer to train Mr Brown, he said.
"Mr Brown denies each and every allegation in the lawsuit," his lawyer, Darren Heitner, said in a statement. "He will pursue all legal remedies to not only clear his name but to also protect other professional athletes against false accusations."
Mr Heitner added that "any sexual interaction... was entirely consensual." On Twitter he suggested that Mr Brown may issue a counter-lawsuit against his accuser.
Curious. Seems like a he-said/she-said situation, but maybe she has text messages that back up her side of the story. :notsure:
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shemp wrote:
Sat Sep 07, 2019 9:11 pm
Like I said, Antonio Brown is a genius, a wonderful guy, can't do any wrong, may he live long and prosper fucking scumbag, a liar, a sex offender and probably a baby-diddler too!

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... h-patriots
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Anyone need a job? Open tryouts for kickers at Gillette Stadium tomorrow, 9 a.m.
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Giants to lose

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I see the Jets beat the point spread!! :D
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Going back to Super Bowl, Pats' D has given up two field goals in 4 games. I'd say they're not bad.
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Anaxagoras wrote:
Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:36 pm
I see the Jets beat the point spread!! :D
You can hang a banner. . . .

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
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DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
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"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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