Sorry to Make You Cry XVI

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Yeah that's the new normal :/
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Doctor X wrote: Thu Oct 01, 2020 8:42 pm Are you sure?

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NE-KC postponed.
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What’s the funne for browns? I pick them in covid week 4 to lose.
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izittrue wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:21 pm What’s the funne for browns? I pick them in covid week 4 to lose.
Just make one up.

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That's what Cam gets for fucking Malaria Trump.
Speaking of which, how did she get it? She obviously hates Sphincter-Face's guts.
Probably hooked up with Ho Pigs, the GOP Typhoid Mary.
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izittrue wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:21 pm What’s the funne for browns? I pick them in covid week 4 to lose.
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Important Rule:

Sorry to come to this late. When I heard about Cam Newton, I thought about allowing a reinstitution of the rule from a few years ago when Tom Brady was suspended. This would allow me to pick the Patriots to lose BUT would allow people to also pick them to lose without risking giving me t3h M34n13 Points.

Given that it is:



I mean, really.

Now I find out the game may be t3h P0stp0n3d or worse.

So:
  • 1. Anyone may pick NE to lose. That is your pick for this week. I will gather no t3h M34n13 Po1ntz if, because The Sweet Meteor o' Death strikes Kansas City, the Hallelujah-Led Pats win. I will be too stunned to do that!
    2. I will pick NE to lose this week BUT:
    • a. If the game is post-poned long enough . . . how do you spell "Post-Poned?" . . . that His Camness will play then I will not count that pick for myself.
      b. Before all of this, I was going against my intuition and picking DaBears since one should never trust Phil Rivers, but what the hell, experts say. IF the Flats-Queefs gets post . . . delayed long enough that His Camness will play in the game, THAT will be my pick.

    3. Others can take advantage of this as well:
    • a. Obviously, you can pick the Pats to lose whether or not His Camness plays.
      b. You CAN pick a secondary team as well, and I will "hold it" IF you do not want to risk giving me T3h M34n13z Points if the game is delayoned. [Stop that. – Ed.]
Just let me know.

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Something I'm not quite processing. My pick this week was the Pats. If I pick a "secondary team" what are some scenarios there? That will help me understand.
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gnome wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 2:53 amSomething I'm not quite processing. My pick this week was the Pats.
Crap!

You can keep that. I do not know if you planned to pick it and risk t3h M34[Get on with it. – Ed.] or just heard that Newton was not playing.
If I pick a "secondary team" what are some scenarios there? That will help me understand.
This is IF you are only picking them BECAUSE Cam is not playing AND the game either gets completely cancelled – unlikely – OR it is delayed long enough for Cam to play.

If you do not care whether or not Cam plays or not, then you do not have to worry except for a cancellation.

You can pick any other game. I suppose you could even try my patience and mental math hard hurty to think powers by picking the MNF game AND wanting to use a Mulligan if THAT loses but ONLY if the game gets cancelled so . . .

:freedom:

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I think I get it. Honestly, I fall into the scenario where my pick was without consideration to whether Cam would play. Been planning it for a couple of weeks, it's why I bypassed the Pats earlier to go for the Saints. I'll just keep my pick with no further complications and risk the cancel.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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gnome wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:49 amBeen planning it for a couple of weeks, it's why I bypassed the Pats earlier to go for the Saints. I'll just keep my pick with no further complications and risk the cancel.
Thanks, I am actively creating The Grid of Despair. Feel free to pick an alternative IF the game is cancelled. Frankly, I highly doubt that happens without a shit-ton of other games getting cancelled, but I think it would be unfair if you "lose" a pick just because of such unforeseen circumstances.

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:Waaaah: Week Four Pickies:
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His Humble MagNIfIcence the Manure Muncher Flats :D
Evolver* Swills :Waaaah:
Anaxagoras* Foreskins :D
gnome* the giz gobbler Flats :D
Pyrrho* the Profound Queefs :Waaaah:
Enchantress* the Excrement Eater Flats :D
izittrue* Shits :Waaaah:
Radrick the Rectum Ranger Flats :D
Grammatron* Regrets :D
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Doctor X wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 5:35 am
gnome wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 3:49 amBeen planning it for a couple of weeks, it's why I bypassed the Pats earlier to go for the Saints. I'll just keep my pick with no further complications and risk the cancel.
Thanks, I am actively creating The Grid of Despair. Feel free to pick an alternative IF the game is cancelled. Frankly, I highly doubt that happens without a shit-ton of other games getting cancelled, but I think it would be unfair if you "lose" a pick just because of such unforeseen circumstances.

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Ok, if and only if the game is cancelled, my secondary pick is Steelers to lose.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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I picked the Foreskins to lose this week. It's back on the page 4.
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Pyrrho wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:33 pm
izittrue wrote: Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:21 pm What’s the funne for browns? I pick them in covid week 4 to lose.
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I’m such a jinx I can make Cleveland win.
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gnome wrote: Sun Oct 04, 2020 4:50 pmOk, if and only if the game is cancelled, my secondary pick is Steelers to lose.
And that game is postponed. . . .

:freedom:

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I'll propose, even to my own disadvantage, for the sake of sanity if one's primary and secondary pick are cancelled then that's left as a fail and the player should just try and get on with their life.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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No, feel free to have the MNF as an alternative.

What will seem "weird" is that the scores will not be definitive until games are played . . . or not.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
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Alright, if you can keep track of it all, I'll accept that one.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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