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Due to the current shit panic nonsense about the Wuhan Flu, I am stuck at home with an elderly relative who is terrified of getting the Chink virus and then being dead, so I am stuck at home. (my choice, but I don't like it). This is to assure said elderly that there is no chance of it being my fault when they die from it.

This is bad news for any forum that hasn't figured out how to actually ban me, which would be every one of them. It means I am out of sheer boredom, reading old threads.

I may also take part on active discussions, but only if the dumb as fuck assholes aren't in them

So I apologize in advance for your lack of humor in these matters
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Another hard case...
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
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Ah, now I know who is using those socks.
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Reads like back-sassin' to me!
You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.
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Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, Cap'n.
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That explains the recent farrago.

I'll be gentle Now be a good boy and bend over.
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

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Thankfully today I adopted an alternative to my people based business, and managed to make money with out dealing with actual live people in my personal space. Not as much, but better than nothing, and sitting at home tormenting the losers of the universe.

Everybody wins
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Fencing pallets of toilet paper online are we? :|
Such potential!
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robinson wrote: Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:16 pm ... the losers of the universe. ...
He means us, Bruce. 8)
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
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Bruce wrote: Wed Mar 18, 2020 1:52 am Fencing pallets of toilet paper online are we? :|
:mrgreen:
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Well, I did apologize in advance you know
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Not that anybody remembers
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This pandemic has been fantastic for business. And since I am working most of the time, it really wasn’t too horrible












OK for me it wasn’t
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I’m getting ready to really reduce my posting

Thanks for mostly putting up with my level of contributions

The social political nonsense in the real world has passed the parody inversion point


It would’ve really hard to come up with anything to mock the woke at this point



I’m going back to science and humor only
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Somewhere I posted the following image

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I just found out it is shooped


It's fake

The western pygmy possum is that small, but it doesn't look like that, Somebody shopped it to look like a predator.


It's actually sort of cute


Image

And it no doubt does not want to kill you
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While the kung flu hasn't ravaged the population locally, nor has the insane rioting done much here, the depressed economy and fear is making work seem like eating a bag of dicks lately.
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So I apologize in advance if something I post annoys you, enrages you, or even worse, bores you. I'm sorry you are such a loser to blame me for any of that.
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robinson wrote: Mon Aug 17, 2020 10:00 am Somewhere I posted the following image

Image


I just found out it is shooped


It's fake

The western pygmy possum is that small, but it doesn't look like that, Somebody shopped it to look like a predator.


It's actually sort of cute


Image

And it no doubt does not want to kill you
You assume the latter is the unshopped image.

It is all going according to plan.

bwahahahahaa
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Good one heh heh
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One thing I like about this forum


Nobody, and I mean not a single one of you motherfuckers


Takes me seriously
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