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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Vaseline on the lens.

I hear they used to do that for porn magazines. 8)
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Sat Jun 06, 2020 12:41 am Vaseline on the lens.
  • Never "on the lens" but on a clear filter (UV);
  • A nylon stocking over the lens works nicely too, which is less messy;
  • Obsolete nowadays with Photoshop;
  • Judging from the light distribution I'd say it's largely genuine (Polish) mist.
Abdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Sat Jun 06, 2020 12:41 am I hear they used to do that for porn magazines. 8)
Here I bow to your expertise. And I presume having the stuff at hand could prove convenient in the context…
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Polish mist instead of Vaseline? Sounds messy either way.
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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Nice man cave!
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Giz wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 3:33 amNice man cave!
But i don't think anyone lives there.
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Burn the bodies for heat and then redecorate. :) The lack of natural light might be a bitch however.
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Witness wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:19 pm Image
A real testes of character, to work at that lighthouse!
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Giz wrote: ↑Fri Jun 12, 2020 12:28 am
Witness wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:19 pm
A real testes of character, to work at that lighthouse!
???

why comes how?
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Rob Lister wrote: ↑Fri Jun 12, 2020 12:58 am
Giz wrote: ↑Fri Jun 12, 2020 12:28 am
Witness wrote: ↑Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:19 pm
A real testes of character, to work at that lighthouse!
???

why comes how?
Ask Fid. :mrgreen:
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Witness wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:52 am Image
Great for collecting rain water during dry spells.
Such potential!
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Bruce wrote: ↑Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:04 pm Great for collecting rain water during dry spells.
Nothing like your own impluvium. :mrgreen:




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