More Crushing Disappointment for Cleveland

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Aug 04, 2022 8:06 am

I have been hearing about that, that Ginger Liar {Biden's former Ministrix of Propaganda} [Stop that! – Ed.] Shhh! Ginger Liar would "have" to do that. The problem is the Idiot Judge basically told the NFL they created the problem without providing the risk to players. I write "Idiot," because she ruled that he had done so much sexual impropriety she lost her excuse to scold the NFL. And, frankly, that the NFL fucked up with Ray-Ray and Rapesherburgler, does not justify continuing to fuck up.

Though I am sympathetic: I laughed at the first person who noted that if THE GREATEST EVAH UNTIL HE FUCKING BETRYAED US AWL TO GO FLORIDA WHERE NATZI WHITE SUPREMACIST DESAÑOS LIVES [Sigh – Ed.] had just smashed his phone on "G-Girl's" face, he would have only got two games. Irony is that "HE DESTROYED HIS PHONE" was brought up much later as the Ideal Gas Law "became a thing."

And everything on the phone was already made available to the NFL.

No I am not bitter.

"24-3."

I need a cigarette.

Where was I? ["Glorious Boston Red Sox?" – Ed.] SHUT UP!

I am sympathetic to the utter fucking mess that the NFL has made of discipline. So bad, the One Guy even the "Hey, Get Some Chick to Investigate 'Cause it will Show How Progressive We are to These Bitches" investigatrix investigated and concluded was innocent because . . . reasons.

"Conduct detrimental," as Christian "Fucking Retire Brady! I have the Record for Oldest Receiver-QB TD Combination!" Faurieririairasquirrel! reminds everyone as the Golden Excuse the NFL uses to fuck everyone.

So why does Ginger Liar Hammer not do this?

Because it will keep it in the headlines.

And people, not just the Wretches from Cleveland [Redundant? – Ed.] {Forget it, he's rolling.}, want to see him play.

And that is all that matters.

"But why, then, if that's the case, are you unable to escape, from this fortress, did he go after THEGREATESTNOTPAPIORRUSSELLMYCRAYONSAREMELTING?"

Simple: the Patriots were hated. He was under pressure from owners of Useless Teams.

Cleveland?

Who hates Cleveland?

Beyond their fans?

I hear Squealer Fans, but that is like even Today's Pats Fans and, well, Buffalo Fans hating the Jets.

Expect this to be all formality until the Season Starts which reminds me. . . .

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– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Aug 18, 2022 9:16 pm

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Aug 25, 2022 11:59 pm

Cleveland drummer and fan legend John Adams inducted into Guardians Distinguished Hall of Fame

"As a legacy gift in tribute for John’s dedication in supporting the team for 50 seasons, the organization commissioned local sculptor David Deming to create a bronzed replica drum affixed to his actual Progressive Field bleacher bench. The John Adams drum bench has been installed on the top level of Heritage Park," the team said.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Tue Aug 30, 2022 11:39 pm

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/loc ... -to-storms

Sewage overflows into Lake Erie at Edgewater Beach for second time this month due to storms

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Tue Sep 13, 2022 10:20 pm

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Sep 17, 2022 1:56 am

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 12:49 am

https://i.imgur.com/JHxT1Qz.jpg

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:34 am

Oh Dear. :nutkick: :gloomy:

Did you guys see the way the Jets game ended? :laugher:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:44 am

Anaxagoras wrote: ↑Mon Sep 19, 2022 4:34 amDid you guys see the way the Jets game ended? :laugher:

I saw how the Jets "Dynasty" ended:

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– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Fri Sep 23, 2022 8:06 am

This does, however, need to be preserved:

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Oct 10, 2022 11:08 am

https://i.imgur.com/EcRFfme.jpg

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 5:00 am

167-1

What?

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 4:33 pm

TIL that Cleveland has a superhero.

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 9:26 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1581725429052080128

Yeah, be sure to bring your children to the game, they'll learn sportsmanship and other fine things.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:19 pm

Always knew Cleveland fans had class.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Oct 16, 2022 11:58 pm

Yelling foul language about a baseball team while attending a football game makes perfect Cleveland sense.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 1:06 am

It is the MFYs.

It is patriotic.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:30 pm

https://i.imgur.com/7TqKc0L.jpg

Cleveland 1!!!!!

Oh, wait...

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Wed Oct 19, 2022 1:41 pm

Any word on how the Asstros are cheating this year?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:28 am

Easier to cite the ways they did not.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Oct 24, 2022 4:01 pm

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Oct 26, 2022 3:39 am

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Nov 12, 2022 10:13 pm

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 5:13 am

Well, I mean - SOMEONE obviously did.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Nov 13, 2022 7:20 am

He could have at least pitched in and won a World Series or two before cursing Cleveland. . . .

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Nov 14, 2022 12:56 pm

https://www.cleveland.com/browns/2022/1 ... pluto.html

Just what did the Browns do after the bye week? Embarrass themselves

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Wed Nov 23, 2022 12:52 am

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Nov 27, 2022 9:16 pm

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Nov 28, 2022 1:05 am

Browns fans find a skunk in FirstEnergy Stadium during Sunday’s game vs. the Buccaneers

Twit: https://twitter.com/madisondkerley/status/1596950699061174273

Twit: https://twitter.com/H_Grove/status/1596957532811333632

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Dec 04, 2022 8:59 pm

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Dec 04, 2022 10:30 pm

Twit: https://twitter.com/PatMcAfeeShow/status/1599473066668457985

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Dec 05, 2022 11:42 pm

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Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Dec 24, 2022 4:11 pm

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Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Dec 24, 2022 9:42 pm

Do not fumble it away.

– J.D.

DJ · Post by DJ » Sat Dec 24, 2022 10:00 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sat Dec 24, 2022 9:42 pm Do not fumble it away.

– J.D.

Cogent advice. :wink:

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sun Dec 25, 2022 1:49 am

Mean.

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

:De_Bunk:

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 6:51 pm

https://www.beaconjournal.com/story/spo ... 788580007/

Former Browns quarterback Bernie Kosar announced Sunday on social media he had been dumped by the team “once again.”

Kosar had been a paid guest on the Cleveland Browns Radio Network, appearing regularly on “Cleveland Browns Daily” and the “Cleveland Browns Kickoff Show.”

A league source said Kosar placing the first legal bet in Ohio on the Tipico Sportsbook app on Sunday's season finale between the Browns and Pittsburgh Steelers conflicts with the NFL's gambling policy. Kosar, who wore No. 19 as a player, publicized the $19,000 bet he made just after the ball dropped on New Year's Day. The winnings would go to charity. Still, the league subsequently stepped in, and Kosar's team-paid radio hits came to a halt.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:13 pm

Belichick could have told him that.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 7:27 pm

Bernie's got more than two problems. Used to call in to local sports radio talk shows while drunk driving.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sun Jan 08, 2023 9:45 pm

...and he can now list pissing away 19 grand betting on the Browns as one of his many feats of strength.

Could have just given the 19 grand to charity in the first place...but that's not how fools roll.