Sorry to Make You Cry XVIII

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:21 pm

Pyrrho wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:27 am Grumpy Cats for me this week.

That could be a Bunghole or a Jagoff.

Let me know!

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:22 pm

:bricks: Wild Card Standings:

174 Hotarubi Dal (12), Ten (7), JAX (13), Cin (16), GB (8), Buf (17), NYJ (7), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), MP (3), TB (12), Was (7.5), Phi (18), Min (17), Bal (12)

171.5 Doctor X Dal (12), LAC (12), MP (5), Mia (11), ATL (7), SF (16), LAR (5), Buf (17), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NYJ (7), TB (12), Phi (18), Bal (12)

145.5 Enchantress TB (12), Dal (12), SF (16), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), LAC (12), Min (17), MP (1), NE (8), NYJ (7), Mia (11), Phi (18), Bal (12)

134DJ NO (7), Bal (12), Cin (16), Dal (12), NYJ (7), Ten (7), MP (3), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), TB (12), Was (7.5), Sea (11)

122.5 Radrick LAR (5), LAC (12), Den (4), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), Buf (17), Min (17), MP (3), Mia (11), Phi (18), ItR (5), Bal (12)
121.5 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), KC (18), NYG (11.5), NO (7), Min (17), MP (1), Mia (11), Phi (18), Dal (12), ItR (2)
125.5 Grammatron LAR (5), LAC (12), Mia (11), LVR (6), Dal (12), MP (4), Ten (7), Buf (17), Pit (11.5), NYG (11.5), ATL (7), Was (7.5), Bal (12)

112.5 izittrue LAC (12), TB (12), Bal (12), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NE (8), Mia (11), Min (17), Phi (18)

39.5 shemp LAC (12), Dal (12), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

59 Pyrrho LAC (12), GB (8), NYJ (7), Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), Cle (7), ItR (2)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X, the Humble Yet MagNIfIcent, Reminds Hotarubi, Again, "I Told You to Hide Someplace Safe!"

– J. "Choose Seamen Over a Fag?" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:23 pm

:Waaaah: Wild Card Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Anaxagoras	Seamen	:D
Radrick	Cowgirls	:Waaaah:
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Seamen	:D
Pyrrho	Jagoffs	:jaded:
Enchantress	Seamen	:D
Hotarubi	Seamen	:D
izittrue	Seamen	:D
Grammatron	Seamen	:D
DJ	Jagoffs	:jaded:

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:24 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Sat Jan 14, 2023 9:21 pm
Pyrrho wrote: ↑Thu Jan 12, 2023 11:27 am Grumpy Cats for me this week.
That could be a Bunghole or a Jagoff.

Let me know!

– J.D.

Jagoffs.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 14, 2023 10:46 pm

Maybe a good pick given how the Seamen are beating the 69rs.

Let me rephrase that. . . .

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 15, 2023 4:28 am

“I don’t trust the Chiggers.”

– Moi discussing picks earlier today

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:59 pm

Beyond epic:

Too bad the "Shemp Bonus" only applies to Week 12.

Could have made the difference.

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Mon Jan 16, 2023 1:40 pm

Meanie.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 16, 2023 8:06 pm

https://i.imgur.com/GDb79FA.jpg

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 3:07 am

Out!

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 4:31 am

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 5:52 am

Embrace the Butt-Hurt:

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 6:17 am

Division Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC East	Swills	4	3	:Waaaah:		14	20
AFC North	Bungholes	4	3	5		14	26
AFC South	Fags	4	3	:Waaaah:		10	17
AFC West	Queefs	4	X	5		15	24
NFC East	Iggles	4	X	5		15	24
NFC North	ViQueens	4	:Waaaah:			13	17
NFC South	Brady’s Gay†	4	:Waaaah:			8	12
NFC West	69rs	4	3	5		14	26
Wild Card Winners	Team	Bonus	WC	Division	Conference	Wins	TOTAL
AFC I	Chiggers	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC II	Cravens	2	:Waaaah:			10	12
AFC III	Fish	2	:Waaaah:			9	11
NFC I	Cowgirls	2	3	:Waaaah:		13	18
NFC II	Gnats	2	3	:Waaaah:		10	15
NFC III	Seamen	2	:Waaaah:			9	11
Conference Loser	Team	Points	Wins	TOTAL
AFC Loser	Pissburough	2.5	9	11.5
NFC Loser	Detroitus	2.5	9	11.5

– J.D.

† Not . . . that there is anything. . . .

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 10:30 am

Did we just see Tom Brady’s last NFL game?

BTW, I recently read that Tom and Gisele divorced. I wonder if the fact that he hasn’t retired had anything to do with it? I didn’t see a specific reason given for the divorce, so I wonder if she was unhappy about it? He doesn’t have anything left to prove obviously. At this point his only opponent is Father Time.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:20 pm

Well, that and the Brazilian jūjutsu teacher who was sleeping with her.

– J.D.

Hotarubi · Post by **Hotarubi** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:52 pm

Doctor X wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 5:52 am Embrace the Butt-Hurt:

– J.D.

Funny. I watched that over the weekend. Seattle fans still crying?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 17, 2023 1:13 pm

Hotarubi wrote: ↑Tue Jan 17, 2023 12:52 pmFunny. I watched that over the weekend. Seattle fans still crying?

About that?

No.

They bitch about a pass for some reason.

I did not bother with an extreme butt-hurt video from a "BEASTMODELIVES" or some such nonsense. Seamen forget that "Beast Mode" was stoned for a loss at a third-and-one earlier in the game.

They also forget that they wasted their time-outs which should have made the ending completely unnecessary.

– J.D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 10:16 pm

https://i.imgur.com/P8cESek.jpg

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Thu Jan 19, 2023 11:16 pm

Dull ass

DJ · Post by DJ » Sat Jan 21, 2023 1:24 pm

Jagoffs.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 4:57 pm

Iggles

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 5:53 pm

69ers

Grammatron · Post by **Grammatron** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 6:14 pm

Jagoffs

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 6:27 pm

:bricks: Divisional Round Standings:

198 Hotarubi Dal (18), Ten (7), JAX (17), Cin (20), GB (8), Buf (20), NYJ (7), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), MP (3), TB (12), Was (7.5), Phi (18), Min (17), Bal (12), Sea (9)

191.5 Doctor X Dal (18), LAC (12), MP (5), Mia (11), ATL (7), SF (20), LAR (5), Buf (20), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NYJ (7), TB (12), Phi (18), Bal (12), Sea (9)

163.5 Enchantress TB (12), Dal (18), SF (20), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), LAC (12), Min (17), MP (1), NE (8), NYJ (7), Mia (11), Phi (18), Bal (12), Sea (9)

144 DJ NO (7), Bal (12), Cin (20), Dal (18), NYJ (7), Ten (7), MP (3), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), TB (12), Was (7.5), Sea (11)
141.5 Grammatron LAR (5), LAC (12), Mia (11), LVR (6), Dal (18), MP (4), Ten (7), Buf (20), Pit (11.5), NYG (11.5), ATL (7), Was (7.5), Bal (12), Sea (9)

135.5 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), KC (18), NYG (11.5), NO (7), Min (17), MP (1), Mia (11), Phi (18), Dal (18), ItR (2), Sea (9)

125.5 Radrick LAR (5), LAC (12), Den (4), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), Buf (20), Min (17), MP (3), Mia (11), Phi (18), ItR (5), Bal (12)
117.5 izittrue LAC (12), TB (12), Bal (12), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NE (8), Mia (11), Min (17), Phi (18), Sea (9)

59 Pyrrho LAC (12), GB (8), NYJ (7), Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), Cle (7), ItR (2)

44.5 shemp LAC (12), Dal (18), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Hotarubi Declares "I've Already Got My Goddess Robe!"

– J. "Choose a Fag Over a Bunghole?" D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 21, 2023 6:45 pm

:Waaaah: Divisional Round Pickies:

Loser	Team	Result
Anaxagoras	69ers	:Waaaah:
Radrick	Cowgirls	:D
His Humble MagNIfIcence	Jags	:D
Pyrrho	Iggles	:Waaaah:
Enchantress	Bentgirls	:Waaaah:
Hotarubi	69ers	:Waaaah:
izittrue	Cowgirls	:D
Grammatron	Jags	:D
DJ	Jags	:D

*NFL Schedule

– J.D.

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sun Jan 22, 2023 4:41 pm

Why is izittrue crying? Cowgirls haven’t played yet. Are you jinxing my jinx DocX?

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 22, 2023 9:16 pm

izittrue wrote: ↑Sun Jan 22, 2023 4:41 pm Why is izittrue crying? Cowgirls haven’t played yet. Are you jinxing my jinx DocX?

Saving time.

Actually, I was recalculating, fixing, that sort of stuff and gave you and Radrick a :Waaaah: by accident and forgot to fix yours.

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sun Jan 22, 2023 10:37 pm

TUCK RULE!

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 23, 2023 2:28 am

Conglaturations Cowgirls in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . . .

– J.D.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Mon Jan 23, 2023 2:59 am

:bricks: Conference Champion Standings:

213.5 Doctor X Dal (18), LAC (12), MP (5), Mia (11), ATL (7), SF (26), LAR (5), Buf (20), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NYJ (7), TB (12), Phi (24), Bal (12), Sea (9), Jax (10)

204 Hotarubi Dal (18), Ten (7), JAX (17), Cin (20), GB (8), Buf (20), NYJ (7), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), MP (3), TB (12), Was (7.5), Phi (24), Min (17), Bal (12), Sea (9)

175.5 Enchantress TB (12), Dal (18), SF (26), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), LAC (12), Min (17), MP (1), NE (8), NYJ (7), Mia (11), Phi (24), Bal (12), Sea (9)

156 DJ NO (7), Bal (12), Cin (20), Dal (18), NYJ (7), Ten (7), MP (3), Min (17), NYG (11.5), Mia (11), TB (12), Was (7.5), Sea (11), Jax (10)
151.5 Grammatron LAR (5), LAC (12), Mia (11), LVR (6), Dal (18), MP (4), Ten (7), Buf (20), Pit (11.5), NYG (11.5), ATL (7), Was (7.5), Bal (12), Sea (9), Jax (10)

147.5 Anaxagoras Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), KC (24), NYG (11.5), NO (7), Min (17), MP (1), Mia (11), Phi (24), Dal (18), ItR (2), Sea (9)

144.5 Radrick LAR (5), LAC (12), Den (4), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), Buf (20), Min (17), MP (3), Mia (11), Phi (24), ItR (5), Bal (12), Dal (13)

136.5 izittrue LAC (12), TB (12), Bal (12), NYG (11.5), Ten (7), NE (8), Mia (11), Min (17), Phi (24), Sea (9), Dal (13)

59 Pyrrho LAC (12), GB (8), NYJ (7), Az (4), Ten (7), Bal (12), Cle (7), ItR (2)

44.5 shemp LAC (12), Dal (18), Ind (4.5), ItR (10)

As always, check my math . . . yes, you may use your fingers. . . .

Doctor X – His Humble MagNIfIcence – Declares that The Proper Order has been Restor'd!!

– J. "Choose a Fag Over a Bunghole?" D.

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:10 pm

https://i.imgur.com/kpPauri.jpg

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:11 am

Angry Cowboys Fans Smash Televisions After Brutal Loss to 49ers (Video)

:De_Bunk:

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Tue Jan 24, 2023 4:30 am

"Lack of playoff success over the last decade."

Try "last three decades," even "this century."

– J.D.

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Tue Jan 24, 2023 12:04 pm

You knew it was coming

Anaxagoras · Post by **Anaxagoras** » Fri Jan 27, 2023 4:46 am

I will pick the 69ers again

Pyrrho · Post by **Pyrrho** » Fri Jan 27, 2023 6:47 am

69ers

DJ · Post by DJ » Fri Jan 27, 2023 2:29 pm

69ers

izittrue · Post by **izittrue** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 12:09 am

69ers. Itz a lock.

Doctor X · Post by **Doctor X** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 2:24 am

Glad I cannot pick the 69rs.

What?

– J.D.

Ben Trovado · Post by **Ben Trovado** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 5:09 am

As a person with no dog in this fight:

The 49s defense -especially the secondary- looks a little suspect.