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EvilYeti wrote:I've figured it out.

Rogue waves are caused by sea monsters having sex with mermaids on floating islands.

I'm drawing some pictures now in microsoft paint and will post the evidence shortly.
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Badger wrote:
EvilYeti wrote:
Can imagine how bad you need to get laid when a manatee starts looking good?
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ed wrote:
Geni wrote:
robinson wrote: That is an interesting claim however. Why do you think that?

Large collection of reports of sea monsters ghost ships and for that matter ghosts in general.
Well, mermaids were manatees as I recall.
Suggestion has been made seems unlikely
Ghost ships exist, the Mary Celeste being the most famous.
Not that type of ghost ship more flying dutchmen I thinking of.
Ocean is a sorta funny place and our sampling frame is, why, 1 % of it?
It has been even lower in centuries past so the odds of something significant existing that has been reported in past centures are getting smaller.
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robinson wrote: Giant squids. There is another natural event that "scientist" dismissed as fantasy. They even have fleeting pictures of it now.
Um no. We've had an actual bit of one since 1861. Papers on the things predate that. The challange for the last century or so was trying to find complete ones and live ones.

What next? Some ancient fish older than the dinosaurs? Oh wait ...
Sailors never claimed that.
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robinson wrote:Good one.

I think somebody imagines pirates when he hears the words "sailors". Historically, long distance sailing involved military ships, and merchant ships. Captains of both merchant and military ships are not only reliable witnesses, their log books are considered evidence in court.
Columbus reported seeing mermaids.

See the thing about the big wave storys was there were never very many that could be pinned down and do you know how many included a claim of a reliable hight measurement? 1.
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ed wrote:Testicles???

What?

What?
I think he means tentacles.
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EvilYeti wrote:I don't believe any scientists have dismissed the idea that rogue waves could exist. If you have evidence to the contrary, please present it.
If you really want to learn something about it. You can simply Google it.

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robinson wrote:
EvilYeti wrote:I don't believe any scientists have dismissed the idea that rogue waves could exist. If you have evidence to the contrary, please present it.
Insane ramblings of the mentally ill deleted.
Most importantly, you need to see a psychiatrist.

Beyond that, I've studied oceanography and worked at the Scripps Institute of Oceanography in La Jolla, California.

My office was down the hall from that of Walter Munk's, whom is generally credited with *inventing* the field of physical oceanography.

I've worked on broadband seismic networks and for awhile even played with the data feed from the Pacific tsunami warning network just for fun.

And I'm saying you are full of shit; re: your claims regarding scientific opinion.

Scientists are concerned only with what they can measure and quantify. Anecdotal evidence is just that, anecdotal.

This goes for rogue waves and mermaids alike. And I'm sure, if pressed, oceanographers pre: 1995 would have said rogue waves were more likely to exist. However, many of them won't comment on anything unless its been published in a peer-reviewed journal.

It's precisely this sort of commitment to rigorous methodology, in fact, that ultimately proved rogue waves exist. Notice that pirates, sailors, sea captains, surfer dudes and anonymous net kooks like yourself contribute nothing but noise.

I did, however, see this quote in the wiki article:
Once thought by scientists to exist only in legends, rogue waves are now known to be a natural ocean phenomenon. Anecdotal evidence from mariners' testimonies and damages inflicted on ships have long suggested they occurred; however, their scientific measurement was only positively confirmed following measurements of the "Draupner wave", a rogue wave at the Draupner oil platform, in the North Sea on January 1, 1995. During this event, minor damage was inflicted on the platform, confirming that the reading was valid.
No scientist would say they didn't or couldn't exist. They merely said they were skeptical that they *did* exist. It's a subtle but important difference.

Regardless, you reek of envy and failure; like all the other lulzers.
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robinson wrote:
EvilYeti wrote:I don't believe any scientists have dismissed the idea ...
But you know, once a year it's sort of fun to encourage them.
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jj wrote:
robinson wrote:
EvilYeti wrote:I don't believe any scientists have dismissed the idea ...
But you know, once a year it's sort of fun to encourage them.
Lad, are you drunk?
He's a hater. Can't stand that anyone else is smarter or more successful than he is.

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jj wrote:
robinson wrote:
EvilYeti wrote:I don't believe any scientists have dismissed the idea ...
But you know, once a year it's sort of fun to encourage them.
Lad, are you drunk?
I don't drink or take any intoxicants. I did eat fish last night. Never again.

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EvilYeti wrote: Scientists are concerned only with what they can parlay into tenure and gets them laid.
fixed it for ya.
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ed wrote:
EvilYeti wrote: Scientists are concerned only with what they can parlay into tenure and gets them laid.
fixed it for ya.
Tenure is for teachers, not researchers (you can be both). And there are much better ways to get laid then getting a PhD.
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I just now had a very interesting and informative conversation with a couple of friends, both of whom are Navy and Coast Guard.

I asked them about rogue waves (that is the term Navy/Coast guard uses it turns out).

And learned all kind of interesting stuff. From two people who know a good deal about the real world, and the sea.

First, in the past one reason captains reports of ship damage from rogue waves was dismissed as made up by review boards. They always blamed the captain for any damage, dismissing reports of freakish large waves as excuses to avoid reprisals.

Crew testimony was also dismissed as protecting the captain.

Second, Coast Guard helicopters are also lost at sea with no warning, while flying low on rescue missions.

In fact, my friends college room mate died in a training exercise on a Coast Guard chopper. It was determined, by forensic analysis and black box data that they ran into a rogue wave.

Now they think all the sudden disappearances from the past can be explained by rogue waves. Until recently equipment failure or pilot error was blamed for helicopters vanishing without a mayday. Both explanation never really satisfied investigators.

Recent data shows these monster waves occur far more often than anyone thought. Software and radar to predict them is a high priority item, and design of both ships as well as oil rigs is being changed.

I was surprised to learn the consensus of Coast Guard insiders is that the Edmund Fitzgerald is believed to be a victim of a rogue wave. The ship was in good shape and capable of riding out the storm, and no mayday was received before the sudden loss.

They (my friends) explained how these waves destroy ships. Smaller ships can't make the face, no matter how much power they apply, and fall backwards. Assuming they are even facing into the wave.

Larger ships suffer either extreme pressure from being submerged, bursting bulkheads and seams, or if bigger than the wave, they break their back.

This means the hull loses support and the ship breaks in two. I did not realize that. It was also explained how modern torpedoes use this to sink ships, rather than try and plow through the hull, the explode under a ship, creating a huge bubble of air, which causes the ship to break in half.

Fascinating stuff. There was more, but it was off topic stuff.
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EvilYeti wrote:
ed wrote:
EvilYeti wrote: Scientists are concerned only with what they can parlay into tenure and gets them laid.
fixed it for ya.
Tenure is for teachers, not researchers (you can be both). And there are much better ways to get laid then getting a PhD.
87% of research is thru universities.
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I had no idea how many ships are mysteriously lost at sea. One or two a week.

And a lot of them have been really big ships.
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hammegk wrote:Discovery Channel or some such has a nice documentary on the subject.
I saw that show. It's funny, YouTube has better videos of monster waves than that entire show.

But the explanation of how the monster wave stole energy from the other waves was cool.
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ed wrote:
EvilYeti wrote:
ed wrote:
EvilYeti wrote: Scientists are concerned only with what they can parlay into tenure and gets them laid.
fixed it for ya.
Tenure is for teachers, not researchers (you can be both). And there are much better ways to get laid then getting a PhD.
87% of research is thru universities.
I just made that stat up btw.

When discussions get too tedious I often do that.

I find that if you do it with impunity you can get away with it 97% of the time.

I made that one up too.

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