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What we have here is failure to communicate.....some goats you can't reach, so you get what we have here today...
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scarlet_35 wrote:
fromthehills wrote:What we have here is failure to communicate.....some goats you can't reach, so you get what we have here today...
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This is what we call a goat fail

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Stoopid goats. It's no wonder Badger is nuts.

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fromthehills wrote:What we have here is failure to communicate.....some goats you can't reach, so you get what we have here today...
This here is Boss Keane's ditch, goat. He tells me that's your dirt in his ditch. What's your dirt doing in his ditch?

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asthmatic camel wrote:Stoopid goats. It's no wonder Badger is nuts.

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Badger was nuts before. Goats are only a visible symptom. I have llamas now, too, and boy does my crotch itch.
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Doctor X wrote:
fromthehills wrote:What we have here is failure to communicate.....some goats you can't reach, so you get what we have here today...
This here is Boss Keane's ditch, goat. He tells me that's your dirt in his ditch. What's your dirt doing in his ditch?

--J. "Best Better Get it Out!" D.

Such a goat movie.
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I'm glad I don't know this guy.

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Coyotes picked off my goat, Flower, some time early this morning.

Working night shifts sucks, sometimes.

Bait-hunting some coyotes is in my near future.

So long, Flower. You were a good goat.
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Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
You are my density. (G. McFly)
As my daddy always said, always check the fine print for penectomies. (punchdrunk)
Opinions aren't like assholes, because I don't know anyone with a million assholes.
Bettie Page set the standard for fetish models. (selwynator12/5/2008 5:34:37 PM)
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Can't you invite ed to stay for a while, Badger? I'm sure he knows how to smuggle anti-coyote ordnance across the border.
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asthmatic camel wrote:Can't you invite ed to stay for a while, Badger? I'm sure he knows how to smuggle anti-coyote ordnance across the border.
I have ordinance. I lack time to set bait, and wait.
Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
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As my daddy always said, always check the fine print for penectomies. (punchdrunk)
Opinions aren't like assholes, because I don't know anyone with a million assholes.
Bettie Page set the standard for fetish models. (selwynator12/5/2008 5:34:37 PM)
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This is one lucky goat.

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This goat isn't quite so lucky. Prolly trained by Flounder.

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2 goats:

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Not quite a goat, but athletic too:

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Witness wrote:Not quite a goat, but athletic too:

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