Jade Helm is tomorrow

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Jade Helm is tomorrow

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Is everyone all packed for FEMA camp yet?

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I packed extra socks.

Do you think they will have arts and crafts at FEMA camp? I like arts and crafts

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And film night! I hope they have a good film night!

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I'm going to make a macaroni goatse and send it to Alex Jones

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Jade Helm would make a good name for a D&D character. :D
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I was thinking more Porn Star.

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Is there a difference?

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There is at my table. I don't know what kind of weird variant of D&D you've been playing.

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We're coming up on the second day of it and still not one Chinese soldier has come out of the tunnels from beneath Walmart and all those FEMA coffins are still going unused. What a fucking rip-off

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they confiscate any of your tanks or tactical nukes?
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Well, Jade Helm is happening in Nevada too and I don't have a single tank or tactical nuke. so do the math. :HoppingMad:

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Doctor X wrote:And film night! I hope they have a good film night!

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First film will be "Seven Days In May". Preceeded by the ever popular short "Internment Camp Booze Demystified".
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Nyarlathotep wrote:Well, Jade Helm is happening in Nevada too and I don't have a single tank or tactical nuke. so do the math. :HoppingMad:
Too? I was referring to Jade Helm :?
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Jade Helm sounds like a 1970s porn star.
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Or a yiddish joke
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DrMatt wrote:Or a yiddish joke
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So the Jada of Helm decided that the moon is more important than the sun, because the sun shines when it's light out, and is therefore superfluous.

Upon retelling, it sounds more like a project manager joke.
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Now that you mention it, I seem to recall some sort of jokes about Jesse of Helm.
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Texas Occupation-watch Day 3:

Today the forces of the Evil Librull Kenyan Muslim Dictator Usurper (Henceforth known as the ELKMDU for short) moved deeper into Texas confiscating all the guns and forcing homosexual marriages and 'bortions onto the good god fearin' folk of the Lone Star State.

Oh, wait. That only happened in Alex Jones' fevered lil' imagination. Never mind.