'Murica

[Anaxagoras]

In the spirit of the Japan thread and the Russia thread, I think we need a 'Murica thread.

Florida gunmaker produces assault rifle 'never to be used by Muslim terrorists'

What magical spell protects it from Muslims? A Bible verse. And a cross.
It's like kryptonite for Muslims!

A new assault rifle being manufactured in central Florida has drawn fire after the gunmaker branded it the “Crusader” and said it was designed “to never be used by Muslim terrorists.”

Spike’s Tactical in Apopka etched its new $1,395 AR-15 with a Bible verse that says “Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle,” MyFoxOrlando reported.

Company spokesman Ben Thomas, a former Navy SEAL, said the scripture is something of an insurance policy to keep it out of the hands of terrorists. The idea came to him during the weapon's development. At the time, the U.S. government was preparing to arm rebel groups in Syria.

“When you make a rifle, you have to understand that it could be used for ill deeds if it got in the wrong hands,” Thomas told the station.

Thomas also told the paper the safety selector that controls the Crusader's trigger has three settings: Peace, War and God Wills It.

USA! USA! USA!

[Doctor X]

Not "America" as much as "The New Jerusalem."



No, not that "New Jerusalem!"

Well . . . actually . . . yes, that New Jerusalem, but Peter found the Phil's mushrooms in the back of the fridge. . . .

--J.D.

[Grammatron]

[Doctor X]

Indeed!

Blame the French!

And their whining.

--J.D.

[ed]

The OP should have been in the FL thread and FL is, after all, 'Murica (and the new Jerusalem)

[pillory]

finnish folk dance could quite a threat


ok ---I leave before i started ---good sleep tou you all

[Doctor X]

--J.D.

[Witness]

[Abdul Alhazred]

[ed]

--J.D.

Finland (quelle surprise)

[pillory]

ed ,you noticed it's finnish---you've been too long under ´murican souring-join to one crosses the save line with proud and honour


to doctor ---he was once self-confident arrogant despisig x-röntgen man---

[pillory]

in Finland even drunk can cross the street safe way----not as in ´murican or soviet bad way--

[Doctor X]

Come on! You can make it . . . to the liquor store!

--J.D.

[pillory]

only one bitter sweet tater martin ---I give you olive----


and let us the Power to be sober and happily cowbell

[pillory]

dare I repent ---ain't it mark of weekness

[Doctor X]

Come on! You can make it . . . to the liquor store!

Just . . . a . . . little . . . further!

--J.D.

[hammegk]

Still a good dancer, fuckboy!

[Witness]

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[Witness]

Elastic concept, white/non-white…

[Doctor X]

You know, what I find fascinating is the care they put into creating a racist sign. They chose the classic "s" which looks like an "f" without the bar because drawing a proper "s" is actually quite difficult.

So much care . . . for so much ignorance and hate.

--J.D.