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In the spirit of the Japan thread and the Russia thread, I think we need a 'Murica thread.

Florida gunmaker produces assault rifle 'never to be used by Muslim terrorists'

What magical spell protects it from Muslims? A Bible verse. And a cross. :lol:
It's like kryptonite for Muslims!
A new assault rifle being manufactured in central Florida has drawn fire after the gunmaker branded it the “Crusader” and said it was designed “to never be used by Muslim terrorists.”

Spike’s Tactical in Apopka etched its new $1,395 AR-15 with a Bible verse that says “Blessed be the Lord my Rock, who trains my hands for war, my fingers for battle,” MyFoxOrlando reported.

Company spokesman Ben Thomas, a former Navy SEAL, said the scripture is something of an insurance policy to keep it out of the hands of terrorists. The idea came to him during the weapon's development. At the time, the U.S. government was preparing to arm rebel groups in Syria.

“When you make a rifle, you have to understand that it could be used for ill deeds if it got in the wrong hands,” Thomas told the station.
Thomas also told the paper the safety selector that controls the Crusader's trigger has three settings: Peace, War and God Wills It.
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Not "America" as much as "The New Jerusalem."

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No, not that "New Jerusalem!"

Well . . . actually . . . yes, that New Jerusalem, but Peter found the Phil's mushrooms in the back of the fridge. . . .

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Indeed!

Blame the French!

And their whining.

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The OP should have been in the FL thread and FL is, after all, 'Murica (and the new Jerusalem)
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finnish folk dance could quite a threat


ok ---I leave before i started ---good sleep tou you all :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater: :tater:
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Doctor X wrote:Image

--J.D.
Finland (quelle surprise)
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ed ,you noticed it's finnish---you've been too long under ´murican souring-join to one crosses the save line with proud and honour


to doctor ---he was once self-confident arrogant despisig x-röntgen man---
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in Finland even drunk can cross the street safe way----not as in ´murican or soviet bad way--
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Come on! You can make it . . . to the liquor store! :tater:

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only one bitter sweet tater martin :tater: ---I give you olive---- :De_Bunk:


and let us the Power to be sober and happily cowbell :cowbell:
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dare I repent :evil: ---ain't it mark of weekness :oops:
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Doctor X wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Image
Come on! You can make it . . . to the liquor store! :tater:
Just . . . a . . . little . . . further!

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Still a good dancer, fuckboy!
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Elastic concept, white/non-white…

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You know, what I find fascinating is the care they put into creating a racist sign. They chose the classic "s" which looks like an "f" without the bar because drawing a proper "s" is actually quite difficult.

So much care . . . for so much ignorance and hate.

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↑ Quite, and a nice typographical point! Perhaps the pride of being a righteous asshole? (I'm also amused by the "white's". It's strange how the Saxon genitive somehow seems to confer an extra luster. I've been tempted with a "Channel's crossing" (UK ad), a sale of "blue jean's", &c. Froggies of course have a hard time with "its" and "it's". :twisted: And the Krauts have piteously capitulated: Goethe's "Werther's Leiden" are now just "Werthers Leiden". Shame!!!)
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Dress it up in respectable artistry and it somehow becomes respectable to those who do not understand respectability.

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Yeah well... fact is the sign is in front of this place
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which is owned by this guy
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Who is, in fact, a racist: he hates wites. He also is known for having the filthiest kitchen in Cincinnati (where the restaurant is located) and is unrepentant. He knows that 98% of the people who eat at his place will get dysentary or colitis or some really nasty gastric illness and, being that he hates whites and really loves to cook, he decided to protect his own people and preclude their custom from his establishment.

And that is the rest of the story.

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ed wrote:Yeah well... fact is the sign is in front of this place
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which is owned by this guy
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Who is, in fact, a racist: he hates wites. He also is known for having the filthiest kitchen in Cincinnati (where the restaurant is located) and is unrepentant. He knows that 98% of the people who eat at his place will get dysentary or colitis or some really nasty gastric illness and, being that he hates whites and really loves to cook, he decided to protect his own people and preclude their custom from his establishment.

And that is the rest of the story.

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Thalidomide Giraffe.

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I figured it was a photoshop. Or a cross between a giraffe and a donkey.
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The years have not been kind I see.
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That will require much Single Malt to get rid of. :(
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But Jefferson believed in God, or at least he claimed to.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious ... _Jefferson

Typically categorized as Christian deist, who did not believe in the divinity of Christ, Trinitarianism, or "miracles", or the inerrancy of the bible, but did believe in God.
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I highly recommend the following:

Jonathan Z. Smith, "On the Origin of Origins," Drudgery Divine: On the Comparison of Early Christianities and Religions of Late Antiquity (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1990), 1-35.

which discusses in exquisite detail the correspondence between Jefferson and Adams after years of never speaking to one another over political differences.

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I stand corrected (the Internet would be full of lies?!? Incredible…). Thanks for the reference, Doc!

But at least the thread seems a bit revived… 8)
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A RIVER . . .

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Doctor X wrote:A RIVER . . .

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Doctor X wrote:You know, what I find fascinating is the care they put into creating a racist sign. They chose the classic "s" which looks like an "f" without the bar because drawing a proper "s" is actually quite difficult.

So much care . . . for so much ignorance and hate.

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Whites are always possessive.

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Doctor X wrote:A RIVER . . .

--J.D.
Indeed you are a river to your people.

Shit. That's going to end up in your sig.
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Hey, guys! That's your thread. Don't let alien workforce do all the chores… :x
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Junior: Here. Take this all of you and eat from it. This is my body.

Thomas: I doubt it.

Matthew: Is it organic?

John: And gluten free?

Junior: Look . . .

Judas: I think it contains GMOs!

Mark: That will give you the autism.

Peter: Hey, anyone want to see my cock crow?!

Mary Magdalene: Ewwww!

Peter: Oh like you've never seen one before, bitch!

And Junior wept. . . .

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Creationist Sylvia Allen to lead Arizona Senate education panel

One of the best-known lightning rods in the Arizona Legislature will now help shape the future of education.

Senate President Andy Biggs named Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake, chairwoman of the Senate Education Committee. Allen replaces Kelli Ward, who resigned the Senate earlier this month to focus on her congressional run.

Allen is best known for her controversial public comments over the years. During a legislative hearing in 2009, she said the Earth is 6,000 years old, a belief held by "Young Earth" biblical creationists. In 2013, a Facebook post about chem-trail conspiracies gained widespread media attention, as did a March comment suggesting mandatory church attendance.

Last year, Navajo County Sheriff K.C. Clark accused Allen of trying to interfere with a criminal investigation of her son-in-law.

Allen, who graduated from Snowflake High School and did not attend college, is co-founder of George Washington Academy, an EdKey, Inc. charter school in Snowflake.

As chairwoman, she will control which legislative education proposals succeed and which ones die.
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If the 9/11 Terrorists had been forced to go to church, they would have flown planes into abortion clinics. . . .

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Re: 'Murica

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Re: 'Murica

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Grammatron wrote:
Shouldn't this be in the Throne of Win thread?
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Now why do they need that?
This space for let
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