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Whites are always possessive.

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Gimme my fucking money.
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Doctor X wrote:A RIVER . . .

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Indeed you are a river to your people.

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Hey, guys! That's your thread. Don't let alien workforce do all the chores… :x
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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Junior: Here. Take this all of you and eat from it. This is my body.

Thomas: I doubt it.

Matthew: Is it organic?

John: And gluten free?

Junior: Look . . .

Judas: I think it contains GMOs!

Mark: That will give you the autism.

Peter: Hey, anyone want to see my cock crow?!

Mary Magdalene: Ewwww!

Peter: Oh like you've never seen one before, bitch!

And Junior wept. . . .

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
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Creationist Sylvia Allen to lead Arizona Senate education panel

One of the best-known lightning rods in the Arizona Legislature will now help shape the future of education.

Senate President Andy Biggs named Sen. Sylvia Allen, R-Snowflake, chairwoman of the Senate Education Committee. Allen replaces Kelli Ward, who resigned the Senate earlier this month to focus on her congressional run.

Allen is best known for her controversial public comments over the years. During a legislative hearing in 2009, she said the Earth is 6,000 years old, a belief held by "Young Earth" biblical creationists. In 2013, a Facebook post about chem-trail conspiracies gained widespread media attention, as did a March comment suggesting mandatory church attendance.

Last year, Navajo County Sheriff K.C. Clark accused Allen of trying to interfere with a criminal investigation of her son-in-law.

Allen, who graduated from Snowflake High School and did not attend college, is co-founder of George Washington Academy, an EdKey, Inc. charter school in Snowflake.

As chairwoman, she will control which legislative education proposals succeed and which ones die.
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If only she didn't look so much like The Emperor from Star Wars.
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If the 9/11 Terrorists had been forced to go to church, they would have flown planes into abortion clinics. . . .

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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Grammatron wrote:
Shouldn't this be in the Throne of Win thread?
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Now why do they need that?
About that stereo
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No one is ever going to mess with these girls!

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Pro-gun Florida mom is accidentally shot by her four-year-old son while driving after the boy found her pistol in back seat - just a day after she bragged about his shooting skills (The Daily Fail)

Could have gone in the Florida thread, but this one needed a bump. :P

According to the comments some sort of liberal plot to take our guns.
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Anax posts a wonderful "Live Up to Your Negative Stereotype" upon which I started to pontificate; however, I think her hubritic ["Hubritic?"--Ed.]--perfectly cromulent--ignorance speaks for itself.

"Kid banged his mom."

I am a bad man.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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