Miracle in Chicago.

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sparks
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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He looks pissed off. Probably that little altercation with Herod...
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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While God is busy generating oil leaks in Chicago, dozens of people are getting exploded in the "cradle of civilization."
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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They are Jews and Arabs, Pyrrho, not Junior's People!

Remember, whatever human atrocity it is, it is Love and Good by definition.

I will pray for you.

--J.D.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Wait. I thought Teh Joos were Juniors People.....?
Doctor X
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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NOES!!! He was COMPLETELY ARYAN!!!1111![!--Ed.]

Evidences:

http://bohemianbowmans.com/wp-content/u ... -jesus.jpg

SEE?!!!!111!!ELEVENTY!





I will pray for you, sparks. . . .

--J.D.

P.S. Or would that be a Nice Thing?
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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BWAHAHAHA...

If he's Aryan, he's probably also responsible for all those Antarctica UFOs.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Archpriest Paul O'Callaghan wrote:Why Do Icons Weep?

[…]
Above, I mentioned the assumption that the weeping icons are a manifestation of Divine Grace. Can this, however, be assumed?
There are skeptics who would have us believe that the whole thing is an exercise in fakery and trickery. They wish to search for the hidden reservoirs, pumps, and conduits that would prove it all to be a hoax. However, if such were true, there would have to be a widespread conspiracy of deception that reaches back for centuries shielding this arcane technology, as weeping icons have been known for that long. Such a theory stretches credulity far beyond the weeping icons themselves! And what would it all accomplish? Anyone who knows the life and history of the Orthodox Church must know that this is entirely ludicrous.
Take that, skeptics!

http://www.antiochian.org/Orthodox_Chur ... s_Weep.htm
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Because all con artists have been part of a long connected conspiracy. . . .

--J.D.
Pyrrho
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Let him know that God is being paged in Fort McMurray, Alberta, Canada.

Also have him look up spinal muscular atrophy when he's not busy adulating wall seepage.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Good to know that God has his priorities straight.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Chicago Tribune has some good photos.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/loca ... story.html

http://www.trbimg.com/img-572391fd/turb ... 0/1200x675

How often do they clean the woodwork?

http://www.trbimg.com/img-572391f9/turb ... 50/750x422

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/23 ... 6e937e.jpg
While Dimitriou certainly does not mind sharing the oil, he has been reluctant to broadcast its origins. Instead, news of the icon has spread by word of mouth.

Reports of the oil's healing effects have made their way to Dimitriou. One man reportedly went to the doctor concerning a blockage in his artery, but it had disappeared. Another reports being cancer free after touching the oil.

The painter of the icon, Peter Mihalopoulos, said he believed the oil was the reason why he was in his garage painting two days after a hip replacement.

Dimitriou himself, who before the oil began to flow, frequently passed out at the altar or in his office because of nerve damage, said he has not been hospitalized for his nerve condition since September and he stopped taking his medication in January.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Behold:
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/ima ... kmmjpg.jpg

It was not there last night.
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Don't need a cocaine fiend to tell me nothin'
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Re: Miracle in Chicago.

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Meanwhile it was quite the shitshow here this weekend. Over 50 people shot, 8 fatal. 9 if you count the guy shot at 12:30am Monday morning. Apparently God is too busy making a picture leak oil to bother with the honor students who are making it rain lead.