Can God create a dick so big He can't suck it?

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Can God create a dick so big He can't suck it?

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I ask, please, that only serious theologians respond.
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Standard Catholic Catechism says: "It's a mystery."
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Do you question his ability to open his mouth as wide as his anus?




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We are created in that image?
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Indeed. But, because we 'chose' to sin (thanks Trump)... and all that shit.
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